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True story - 4/22/2008 11:51:04 AM

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last night I was working on the school newspaper. We've been trying to increase readership so we've been testing out a "sex column" where every week we discuss different facets of a college student's sexual life. The editor was writing about sex toys last night for the paper today. I was working on my two pages quietly, trying to rush through it so I could go out to dinner with A. I heard the editor and the entertainment editor discussing something about fetish vs. sex toys and my ears perked up. Then all of a sudden, the editor turned and yelled to me, point-blank, "Are blind folds under the fetish category or are they sex toys?".

First thought that went through my head:
"Gags are more fetish than blind folds"

What I said:
"Well a lot of people close their eyes during sex to make things feel better, so blind folds are more of a sex aid than a fetish item or sex toy."

how I wanted to continue:
"Unless, of course, you're using the blind fold to make sure your slut can't see what punishment you're dishing out next"

Next though that went through my head:
"Why did she turn to me so quickly when I'm across the room?"

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RE: True story - 4/22/2008 11:52:34 AM

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Perhaps you just have one of those guilty faces.

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RE: True story - 4/22/2008 11:58:25 AM

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Were you, perchance, wearing that collar?

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RE: True story - 4/22/2008 12:10:11 PM

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ha ha no, but for the past two days I've been wearing rope bracelets to aid in quick hogtying!

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RE: True story - 4/22/2008 12:18:39 PM

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I think it is cause you are cute as hell. but, then, if someone asked me something like that, i'd assume they were flirting. I'm vain like that.

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RE: True story - 4/22/2008 12:27:00 PM

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I hope it's because she thinks I'm cute as hell!

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RE: True story - 4/22/2008 12:30:37 PM

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And you know that could very well be it...she's feeling you out to see how much you actually know and understand *winks*

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RE: True story - 4/22/2008 12:31:41 PM

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don't get my hopes up, the editor is a very attractive lady and we'll be working together all next year... though it might be fun to get turned on by those long nights putting the paper together

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RE: True story - 4/22/2008 1:28:06 PM

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Have you ever thought about testing her?
"Accidentally" leaving a written fantasy somewhere that she might see?
Or "accidentally" give it to her as part of an assignment (with the fantasy papers on the bottom of the stack)
"Opps, that was a subject for a writing class" is a good excuse...

I am sure there are other methods but this seems easier in an office environment...

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RE: True story - 4/22/2008 10:56:04 PM

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maybe she knows you better than you thought she did

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RE: True story - 4/23/2008 12:24:31 AM

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You said the school newspaper is doing a series on college sex? Write an article and give it to her. but maybe ask that you not be attrbuted? That's up to you.
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ps, post your article here if it gets printed.

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RE: True story - 4/23/2008 12:28:18 AM

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post it here anyway ;)

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