rubberpet
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Joined: 4/6/2006 From: The Land of Voodoo Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: slaverosebeauty *You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. *You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. *You have more wives than teeth. *You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.' *You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. *You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against. *You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. *You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. *You've often uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave.' *You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one. *You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not. *You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat. If some people can't take a joke (with truth mixed in with it), then they shouldn't read it. After all, this cracka honkey loved this post! Rock on, slaverosebeauty!
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Collared and devoted property of Mistress Lorelei (vampchick88) as of 3/26/08. Rubberpet - The Resident Anti-Subby and mysterious shadowy figure known as Voodoo, proud hitman and wiseguy for the Subby Mafia.
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