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RE: Cut or Uncut ? - 5/7/2008 7:43:55 AM

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I prefer uncut. It just... somehow feels better during sex, if that doesn't sound completely crazy. As for the appearance, cut or uncut, penises still look funny to me. Sorry guys.

No need to apologize. I’ve always thought men were goofy looking. I mean really now, the sight of a naked man, standing there with his wang doodle bobbing up and down in front of him has got to be one of the most absurd looking sights there is. I’m surprised women don’t burst out laughing every time they see it.

As for all the rest, I was circumcised as an infant and, of course, didn’t know there were different kinds of penises until my first time in shower at the YMCA. I had just recently read something about the Elephant man and though to myself, my God, that dude has elephantitis of the pecker!

As for loss of sensitivity, if I have lost any I’m not sure I’d want it back because I am already very sensitive and (contrary to popular belief about men) am multi-orgasmic. If I was any more sensitive I’d probably have a stroke when I got off.

Nor have I had any complaints from any girlfriends.

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RE: Cut or Uncut ? - 5/7/2008 7:54:07 AM

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Hmmmm... You're kidding. Right?

Well ... no.

Exactly what point are you responding to?

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RE: Cut or Uncut ? - 5/7/2008 8:02:51 AM

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As for loss of sensitivity, if I have lost any I’m not sure I’d want it back because I am already very sensitive and (contrary to popular belief about men) am multi-orgasmic. If I was any more sensitive I’d probably have a stroke when I got off.

Nor have I had any complaints from any girlfriends.

um.. when ya comin to FL??

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RE: Cut or Uncut ? - 5/7/2008 8:50:58 AM

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RE: Cut or Uncut ? - 5/7/2008 11:00:21 AM

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I tried. I was kicking my little arms and legs to keep the bastards away from me. I kept trying to talk some sense into them but they pretended they didn't know what I was saying. Does this mean I'll rot in Hell?

Not necessarily, but you have got some serious infraction to atone for.

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RE: Cut or Uncut ? - 5/7/2008 11:23:46 AM

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I prefer 10% off the top

for cleanliness ( a lot of men don't know how to take care of it right), deadened sensitivity (yeah it is not as sensitive which means he doesn't hit the ceiling if I lightly rake a tooth over it) and health.

That said, one sone was circumcised, the other wasn't..why? My youngest had what was called a Phimosis (muzzling), the foreskin was so tight around the corona (virtually no seperation) and had no opening when he was born. An opening was made surgically but he had to reach a certain age, with mechanical stretching to give them something to work with, before they could remove the foreskin. Please note this was not simply a matter of a non-retracting foreskin, it was sealed at birth and there was no space for them to even contemplate circumcism. He opted to keep it, but believe me when I say he was scrupulous about keeping it clean from the age he was able to take over doing it himself.

But definitely circumsized..I have had both and that is my preference.

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RE: Cut or Uncut ? - 5/7/2008 11:48:14 AM

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As for the appearance, cut or uncut, penises still look funny to me. Sorry guys.

Penises are funny looking? Scrotums must leave you peeing yourself with laughter then.

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RE: Cut or Uncut ? - 5/7/2008 12:12:18 PM

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In a German comic called "Das kleine Arschloch" (The Little Asshole), the protagonist postulates at one point that human genitalia look like radioactive vegetables. I think I have to agree.

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RE: Cut or Uncut ? - 5/7/2008 7:45:24 PM

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Penises are funny looking? Scrotums must leave you peeing yourself with laughter then.

Pretty much.

When I'm bored and the boy happens to be naked I sometimes just reach over and start playing with it and giggling like an idiot. He's learned to just roll his eyes and let me go with it.

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RE: Cut or Uncut ? - 5/7/2008 7:45:58 PM

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your point?

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RE: Cut or Uncut ? - 5/7/2008 11:02:08 PM

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my son and his S/O are from a generation that have known most are circumsized so to them it is still foreign idea and to them the idea of pulling back a foreskin all the time on a baby/young child to clean is a bit of a weird concept and they struggled with the idea of having to do as the child gets older and starts talking ...

Complete foreskin ignorance. The foreskin is designed not to be pulled back until the child gets into puberty. I had no idea that my foreskin could be pulled back until I was nine years old.

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RE: Cut or Uncut ? - 5/7/2008 11:07:02 PM

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Those who have their penis mutilated by circumcision have turned their back on the Creator and by definition are liege men of Satan. Their progeny will be accursed with genetic deficiencies. Their progeny will marry blood relatives and become heavily inbred and vicious creatures. The God of the Dead does not approve of those who mutilate the penis of their male child, nor does he approve of such a child even though said child had no say in it.

Funny, eh? Will it be as funny when you face the God of the Dead? He judges people according to their merits. Mutilating a child is a demerit.

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RE: Cut or Uncut ? - 5/7/2008 11:28:25 PM

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I understand after some serious grilling of parents, I was cut for medical reason, something about the skin being too tight at birth.

You could not pee? Weird tale. I googled it (baby foreskin "could not pee") and found only one single instance in which someone claimed that when born in both their sons the foreskin closed off the urinary tract so that they could not pee. Frankly, I do not believe it.

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RE: Cut or Uncut ? - 5/7/2008 11:42:15 PM

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Now my one son has issues, doesnt like to clean it like i have tought him, gets sore and such, often.

At what age of his did you pull back his foreskin to "teach" him? Why did you think that you were qualified to "teach" him? Have you grown up with your own foreskin so that you know all about it?

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RE: Cut or Uncut ? - 5/7/2008 11:59:57 PM

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Explain your Tonsils, Gall Blatter, and Apendix. They are not used to anything anymore as far as science can see however they POISON the Host Body when they go faulty. Nature made it! So why cut it out? Because Nature doesn't really affect the system as it once did. The Gall Blatter is believed to have removed toxins from stream water, The Toncils believed to have removed Bacteria from freshly eaten foods and the Apendix is something that processed chemicles that the human body no longer sees.

Hog-wash. Complete nonsense from the first sentence to the last. I have studied biology, so I am qualified to say so.

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RE: Cut or Uncut ? - 5/8/2008 2:28:20 AM

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Those who have their penis mutilated by circumcision have turned their back on the Creator and by definition are liege men of Satan. Their progeny will be accursed with genetic deficiencies. Their progeny will marry blood relatives and become heavily inbred and vicious creatures. The God of the Dead does not approve of those who mutilate the penis of their male child, nor does he approve of such a child even though said child had no say in it.

Funny, eh? Will it be as funny when you face the God of the Dead? He judges people according to their merits. Mutilating a child is a demerit.

it is now twice as funny since i know you are actually SERIOUS.

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RE: Cut or Uncut ? - 5/8/2008 4:20:53 AM

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The facts speak for themselves: the jewish and muslim population that mutilate the penises of their males have six times as many congenital birth defects as the European christian population that does not. The conclusion is unequivocal: populations that mutilate by circumcision the penises of their males are accursed.

People will be held accountable when they have died. Mythology is quite clear about that. You may think that is funny, but the God of the Dead is not laughing.

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RE: Cut or Uncut ? - 5/8/2008 4:25:13 AM

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The facts speak for themselves: the jewish and muslim population that mutilate the penises of their males have six times as many congenital birth defects as the European christian population that does not. The conclusion is unequivocal: populations that mutilate by circumcision the penises of their males are accursed.

People will be held accountable when they have died. Mythology is quite clear about that. You may think that is funny, but the God of the Dead is not laughing.

and he personally told you this? i'm impressed.

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RE: Cut or Uncut ? - 5/8/2008 4:41:05 AM

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I find your assertions intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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RE: Cut or Uncut ? - 5/8/2008 4:59:53 AM

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