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Things You Don't Want To Hear When Blindfolded, Gagged,... - 5/6/2008 6:40:59 PM

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Hmm, I've never tried this in real life before, but I'm the best there is at it on-line.
Just out of curiosity, umm, you weren't planning a career as an athlete, were you?
You do have health insurance, right?
You remind me a lot of my ex. That frigging idiot who bled me dry and left me.
Oops.
Now children, see what happens to bad boys and girls who don't listen to their parents?
Come on in! It's open!
Girlfriend, honey, whatcha doing? You are not going to believe this! Guess who stopped over today? Yes!! And he's still here, just hanging out...
By any chance, does your mother drive a white Hyundai?
Wow, your blood's a really pretty shade of red!
I wish this came with an instruction manual.
Gee, the last person I did this to is still in a coma.
Do you know which end of this I'm supposed to insert in you?
If you were me, where would you hide a body so no one would find it?
You don't mind if I let the pit bull in, do you? She's barking up a storm out there.
Say cheese!
There is a really big spider on the wall right next to your arm.
I'll be right back, I forgot I have an appointment at the hairdresser's.
Oh man, you don't remember what I did with the key, do you?
Have you given any thought as to what you want in your obituary?
I never really liked you to begin with...
(complete and total silence)
umm, 911? Yeah, I think I made a slight error...
POLICE!!! OPEN UP!!!!!
Honey?!? You're home early!
I told you I am a Pro Domme. And you haven't paid me yet. Oh, that's OK, I'll just take it out of your wallet now so you don't have to remember to do it later.

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear When Blindfolded, Gag... - 5/6/2008 11:37:43 PM

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the thought of spider is scary

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear When Blindfolded, Gag... - 5/7/2008 6:00:20 AM

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Hehehe for you and me both...we would see just how well I was secured and if it was proof against teleportation.

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear When Blindfolded, Gag... - 5/7/2008 6:05:16 AM

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"oh hi Mom, no I'm not doing anything special, sure I can chat".

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear When Blindfolded, Gag... - 5/7/2008 1:08:46 PM

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"Hey, boss. I got another one. Same price as last time? Great. See you in 10."
"You don't need BOTH kidneys, do you?"
"I've decided to change your safeword. I'll stop when you can guess what it is."

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear When Blindfolded, Gag... - 5/7/2008 4:17:40 PM

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" I have always wondered what Human Flesh Tastes like"
" Now do you remember me from highschool? Well you used to make fun of me"
" I always wanted to skin a woman and wear her skin like a dress"
" My Friend Johnny always wanted to 'get to know you better' now I guess he finally will"
" Girls are Filthy Creatures and now you will finally be cleansed"
" Mom used to beat me like this, now it's someone elses turn to PAY"
" ever wonder what it would be like to recieve a million papercuts?"
" I guess this will teach you to meet guys you met on the Internet won't it"
" I hope you enjoy your new home"
" It Puts the Lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again"

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear When Blindfolded, Gag... - 5/7/2008 4:25:29 PM

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ORIGINAL: rukna

the thought of spider is scary

Oh, it can get worse.

This is taken from my book The Loving Dominant. Because it is copyrighted, please do not repost.

The next time one of my "terror victims" came over to she could have hardly failed to notice the Mason jar with several irate yellow jackets inside. Just in case she had already worked herself into an unobservant subspace, at one point, I casual picked it up, gave it a shake to send them wildly buzzing about the bottle and put it down again without comment. A while later, she found herself blindfolded, naked and tightly bound to a frame. It may have taken a moment to realize what the cold, hard circle pressing down on her breast was, but when the first of the flying bodies ricochet off her skin, the light… and absolute terror… dawned. She was too tightly bound to move much, but within those confines she was a whirling dervish. When the little darlings got tired and began to walk about on her taut skin, she begged most engagingly. Only when I removed the blindfold did she realize that the jar pressed against her skin contained only a few houseflies.

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear When Blindfolded, Gag... - 5/7/2008 4:27:00 PM

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Jeez. Just reading that got me scared.

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear When Blindfolded, Gag... - 5/7/2008 4:53:39 PM

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear When Blindfolded, Gag... - 5/7/2008 4:57:51 PM

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ORIGINAL: camille65

Jeez. Just reading that got me scared.

You remind me of the young lady who said, "Before I was naked and tied down on his table, you looked like a much nicer man."

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear When Blindfolded, Gag... - 5/7/2008 5:30:20 PM

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"Oh, shit... ummm, where are the towels?"
"I decided to invite a few friends over to meet you, I hope you dont mind."
"You said anal fisting is a hard limit? too bad."
"Hummm, will that grow back?"
"I am out of rope, I think I will finish this suspension rig with kite string."
"I wonder what it would feel like to fuck you there" (touches random spot on body, stomach is usually good)

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear When Blindfolded, Gag... - 5/7/2008 5:38:00 PM

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I have this anatomy test tomorrow, and you gunna help me pass!

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear When Blindfolded, Gag... - 5/7/2008 7:37:49 PM

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The vision of a sub tied to a table and immobilized..the Dom moving in and out of the light as he lays out a table of sharp gleaming surgical instruments and hemostats...a bright tune lilting through the air...

"Getting to know you..Getting to Know all About you...."

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear When Blindfolded, Gag... - 5/7/2008 9:12:03 PM

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Okay that would be more than just a little creepy.

Other songs that are just a little creepy when the girl is tied and Blindfolded and cannot move

"TIME.... Is on my Side.. Yes it is" That song is for ever creepy cause of that movie the Fallen

"You're so Vain, I bet you think this song is about you don't you"

And

"Oh thank god for, for little girls they make me feel so good"

And you can't forget

" I'm Turning Japaneese, I think I'm Turning Japaneese I really think so"

Steel

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear When Blindfolded, Gag... - 5/7/2008 9:17:29 PM

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the sound of really long scissors
opening and closing

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear When Blindfolded, Gag... - 5/8/2008 12:57:59 AM

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"Trust me this will only hurt a little, No wiat this is going to hurt alot"
"Which half of youre body do you like best, hmmm" Sound of a chainsaw roaring to life
" Now these scorpions will only sting you if you move"

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear When Blindfolded, Gag... - 5/8/2008 10:39:24 PM

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ORIGINAL: rukna

the thought of spider is scary

I had to grab a brown recluse out of my pets hair last night.. not something I ever want to do again.

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear When Blindfolded, Gag... - 5/8/2008 10:42:10 PM

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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah
It Puts the Lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again"

*snort* DAMMIT, Steel!!

(gotta find that friggin DVD....)

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear When Blindfolded, Gag... - 5/8/2008 10:43:22 PM

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ORIGINAL: JohnWarren

quote:

ORIGINAL: camille65

Jeez. Just reading that got me scared.

You remind me of the young lady who said, "Before I was naked and tied down on his table, you looked like a much nicer man."

I thought we hadn't met, John!!

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RE: Things You Don't Want To Hear When Blindfolded, Gag... - 5/8/2008 10:49:43 PM

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1. I've always wanted to be a plastic surgeon, do you mind if I practice a little?
2. Always wanted to try anal fisting, now where did I put that lube?
3. This will probably hurt you more than me.
4. That's a lovely shade of purple.
5. Your uncle is really enjoying the show.

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