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-=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/3/2008 12:10:26 AM

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-=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=-
So I had fallen asleep on the couch watching some sci-fi movie. I started dreaming of strange floods. Like a shallow version of Waterworld. You could see the submerged cities below the water and most of the taller buildings broke the surface. There were underwater cities with mermaids living in them but they had eaten up most of the local food. They would follow boats looking for food. They would even become endentured servants/slaves to the surface dwellers in trade for food… but they had no genitals!

I was moored next to a builing looking down in the water at a lovely young mermaid. I could hear the water swooshing in and out of the building through the open windows next to me as I became hypnotised by the sight of this mermaid. She was doing an underwater dance to entice me into accepting her and caring for her. The sound of the shooshing became louder and louder as she danced her sexy dance. Finally the sound was so loud, I woke up. After I woke the shooshing still became louder and louder. I got up and went to the kitchen and saw this…

A picture is worth a thousand words.

Yes, what you see is a symptom of ‘bachlor syndrom’.

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/3/2008 12:14:22 AM

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ya plonker!!

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/3/2008 12:15:40 AM

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I feel for ya RS, I may or may not have had the same issue... I refuse to say :P

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/3/2008 12:16:24 AM

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Lmao...
But look on the bright side: Now the floor is clean too :)

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/3/2008 12:19:49 AM

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quote:

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Lmao...
But look on the bright side: Now the floor is clean too :)

Oh... I was supposed to clean that up??? LOL

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/3/2008 12:22:00 AM

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When water shows up in my dreams, means it's time to get up and piss.

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/3/2008 12:51:28 AM

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Avoid dish soap, noted down, LOL -- At least that dream had some pleasant aspects to it!

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/3/2008 12:53:09 AM

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When water shows up in my dreams, means it's time to get up and piss.

Yeah....me too......lol

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/3/2008 12:54:57 AM

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Hey RS..........I'm surprised you haven't posted your dish washer woes in the blame Greedy thread yet.......lol

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/3/2008 3:22:40 AM

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Hey RS, it could happen to anyone, even a girl who has been doing dishes since she was 10 years old!

LOL, good idea there MstrObjectmaker.

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/3/2008 3:25:57 AM

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i sometimes wonder whether men do these kind of blatantly stupid things (the instructions and common sense SURELY tell you to use the right powder), just so they get out of ever having to do the dishes again.

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/3/2008 3:27:31 AM

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this can also happen with clothes soap. not that i would know from personal experience. nope. no way..

hehe

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/3/2008 3:34:32 AM

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Does loading the dishwasher count as doing dishes? That mess on the floor would be grounds for a good switchin' at my house.

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/3/2008 3:46:47 AM

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it does count. still gotta load and unload it. supposed to save work.

not if you have to then mop the floor though.

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/3/2008 4:32:30 AM

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quote:

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i sometimes wonder whether men do these kind of blatantly stupid things (the instructions and common sense SURELY tell you to use the right powder), just so they get out of ever having to do the dishes again.

you guys think you are clever by doing this.....not

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/3/2008 4:49:10 AM

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Charming dream concepts, RS.

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/3/2008 4:51:45 AM

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RS.. I have only one thing to say..

*SNORTSNICKER*

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/3/2008 4:53:08 AM

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RS.. I have only one thing to say..

*SNORTSNICKER*

um...Greedy...it's your fault.

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/3/2008 4:57:46 AM

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greedy, um... didn't that used to be *snickersnort*? only i thought it was trademarked and the rest of us mob had to stick to the snortsnicker instead. so we could tell who was who on the scroll...

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RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- - 6/3/2008 5:05:43 AM

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Holly.. yeah, yeah.. I know.. sheesh.

Angel.. every now and then I change it up, just to keep y'all on your toes ;)

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