sirsholly
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Joined: 9/7/2007 From: Quietville Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly So.....the LoudOne decided to do the male right of passage thing and climb one of the oak trees we have. Before he attempted it, ol' mom decided it would be a good idea to haul ass up there and remove any obvious dead branches that could potentially put his eye out, or cause other bodily injury (y'all know whats commin', don't ya?). So...dispite the fact that i have a cold and felt like a human zit, i hoisted myself up on the only branch he would be permitted to stand on (low enough, i felt, that he would not require a trip to the emergency room if he fell off). I began my task, ridding this glorious tree of any potential hazards when (here it comes...you were waiting for it, weren't ya?) i felt a sneeze coming on. OF COURSE i did the polite thing and let go of the branch i was holding onto in order to cover my nose with my hand to prevent transfering any germs to the FUCKING NO ONE that was in the tree with me. This left me standing on a three inch wide branch as i sneezed my head off. ::::::THUD:::::: aaaaaaaand yippie skippy...it seems that the vine i pulled off the stoooopid tree was, in fact, poison ivy.
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