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ORIGINAL: soul2share

I knew it, I just KNEW IT!!!!!!  Today it is about 70 and the sun has been out all day while I have been loading my car with the things to move in the hotel room.  Gorgeous day, getting things together an the cleaning done.  Turned on the news, and it is supposed to rain tomorrow...not just rain, but HEAVY rain!!!!!!!!!!!!  In the am hours.....of course!  Everyone at work just laughed when I told them it would rain on Tuesday cuz I was moving.....and it's going to be cold...can you believe that?  Damn Mother Nature....what a total biotch!  At least I have help getting my mattress up the stairs.  My supervisor, in fact.....my co workers are so great!  One let me carpool when Sunshine died....several of them take vacations together, they are just so great!  I've never had the good fortune to work with folks who are actually friendly, not just friendly to your face!

So, I spose I should take this thing apart and get it ready to go.......oh yeah......BTW...*big flourish/drumroll*....*ahem...mi-mi-mi-mi-mi*.......stand by for this important announcement.......note it is in everyone's favrit color!

I am here to announce that I am leaving the boards......
 
[image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/lmaosmiley.gif[/image]...OK, I tried to do that with a straight face.......just couldn't........yeah, for what it's worth, I'll be back when I get everything hooked back up in the new place! 

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

oh here's a good one:

Hubby:  i think the toilet is clogged.
Me:  Did you use the plunger? (said knowing damn well the kid probably flushed yet another roll of TP)
Hubby:  We have a plunger?
Me:  Basement.
******sounds of hubby rumbling in basement...finding the plunger****
Me: [8|] (listening to the most half-assed plunging job ever heard)
Hubby: The plunger didn't work. I think we need a snake.
Me: uhhh huh...
Hubby...Um...you DO know how to use a snake, right?
[image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/boredsmiley.gif[/image]

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

Morning all!

It's a great day. The kidlet will be back in school after a two week break, one scheduled and one snow caused. I can't wait!

YAY for an empty house!!!

(and btw, MommyMeanie...YOU are going to be the talk of the locker room....."Yeah....she made us shovel the WHOLE thing!!")

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Turned on the news, and it is supposed to rain tomorrow...not just rain, but HEAVY rain!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ORIGINAL: Aylee

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

oh here's a good one:

Hubby:  i think the toilet is clogged.
Me:  Did you use the plunger? (said knowing damn well the kid probably flushed yet another roll of TP)
Hubby:  We have a plunger?
Me:  Basement.
******sounds of hubby rumbling in basement...finding the plunger****
Me: [8|] (listening to the most half-assed plunging job ever heard)
Hubby: The plunger didn't work. I think we need a snake.
Me: uhhh huh...
Hubby...Um...you DO know how to use a snake, right?
[image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/boredsmiley.gif[/image]

So, Holly, you DID tell him, "I am PREGGERS YOU DOOFUS!!!!!  That is YOUR job now!"

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Jim's response: "holly, I've already used the snake and that's why you're preggers now..."

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ORIGINAL: fluffypet61


The meds i am on and the excitement of the chemo starting in a few hours has me wide awake.
 

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

Sooooo...i took the short person to school and one of the "older" kids (2nd grade?) tells me a joke:

What do you call a business that only sells Viagra?

A hard wear store.


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