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sirsholly -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (3/2/2010 8:37:14 AM)
Annnnnnd the Idiot Of The Day Award goes to.....me I just tried to back Jims car out of a snow drift. Put it into D instead of R. Hit the gas a wee bit too hard. The front bumper is on the snow pile. The front wheels are air born. That puppy is going no where. Front wheel drive is pretty useless in a situation such as this. [8\|] oh fuck

SL4V3M4YB3 -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (3/2/2010 8:44:06 AM)
On the plus side, you've made an interesting new piece of artwork.

Aylee -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (3/2/2010 8:44:51 AM)
Five-foot prybar?

sirsholly -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (3/2/2010 8:47:10 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SL4V3M4YB3 On the plus side, you've made an interesting new piece of artwork. somehow, when he has to get out there and start shoveling, i think mentioning artwork would be a detriment to my personal well being. [:)]

sirsholly -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (3/2/2010 8:49:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aylee Five-foot prybar? mental image of the snowbank letting go just as he hops on the end of the pry bar... I have a demented sense of humor

Aylee -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (3/2/2010 8:50:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: Aylee Five-foot prybar? mental image of the snowbank letting go just as he hops on the end of the pry bar... I have a demented sense of humor Okay. . . you could try using a flame-thrower, a.k.a. propane burner. [:)]

sirsholly -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (3/2/2010 8:56:34 AM)
quote: you could try using a flame-thrower, COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <<<<<scampers off

Aylee -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (3/2/2010 9:01:58 AM)
Just do NOT point it directly at the tires! No need to be making poor man's napalm!

sirsholly -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (3/2/2010 9:08:18 AM)
Phooey...he wants to take the easy way out and haul it out with the 4 wheel drive. will i EVER get to play with the flame thrower?

ShaharThorne -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (3/2/2010 9:15:38 AM)
I thought you use the flame thrower on the pipes... Duck and runs for her life*

Aylee -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (3/2/2010 9:16:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly Phooey...he wants to take the easy way out and haul it out with the 4 wheel drive. will i EVER get to play with the flame thrower? Well, you can come visit me and play with it. Otherwise, it looks like you are a bit too south for our route to Yorktown Heights. However, you might message the groundhog about it and see if he wants to change the route. (It would not really change the milage much.) We do not ask me to make changes in driving routes, as I can only find airports. And usually not the correct airport. What can I say, it is a gift. [:)]

Wolf2Bear -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (3/2/2010 9:19:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly Phooey...he wants to take the easy way out and haul it out with the 4 wheel drive. will i EVER get to play with the flame thrower? Me thinks Jim is a very very smart man. Somehow the vision of you and a flame thrower gives me the shudders.

Phoenixpower -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (3/2/2010 9:24:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: fluffypet61 The meds i am on and the excitement of the chemo starting in a few hours has me wide awake. Best wishes fluffy [:o]

GreedyTop -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (3/2/2010 9:38:13 AM)
Holly+flamethrower= RUN !!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

ShaharThorne -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (3/2/2010 9:42:58 AM)
She could cook the meatloaf that way... ducks again

jlf1961 -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (3/2/2010 2:12:53 PM)
The thread is asleep

thornhappy -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (3/2/2010 3:37:46 PM)
I gots to fetch some dinner.

sirsholly -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (3/2/2010 3:46:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop Holly+flamethrower= RUN !!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! we actually damn near needed one to get the silly car out of the snow pile. The warmer temps made everything melt a bit, then refreeze, so the bumper was encased in a block of ice. The only thing on the ground were the rear tires. Jim was afraid if we tried to pull it out with the 4wd, the bumper would stay in the ice while the rest of the car was pulled free. Shovels, ice chippers and buckets of hot water finally freed the stooopid thing.

calamitysandra -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (3/2/2010 4:14:27 PM)
Tell him the baby is sucking your brains out. Worked around here (and felt as if it were true during th pregnancies, too).

Aylee -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (3/2/2010 4:31:43 PM)
Good Evening All! How is everyone tonight? I actually did not have to work too much today, so I am feeling much more awake and alert. I am even considering writing a reply to the "Babies in Bars" thread. . . I am kind of afraid of getting lynched though. And not the Dorthy kind.

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