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LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/4/2010 3:57:21 AM)
HOLLLYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! SUNNNNNYYYYYYY!!!!!!! When is the surgery, Holly? btw, you haz cmail.

GoddessImaginos -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/4/2010 3:57:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail I received this letter in my inbox: Dear Ron, I would appreciate your advice in this matter, since I see you are widely identified as an expert in blowjobs. First let me say that although I do not often post, my slave has outted me here and for that reason, when describing the situation I will have to sort of fudge our profile nicks so that we may remain anonymous. OK, here goes, my slave (for the sake of this discussion, let's call her NotHolly to disguise who she really is) decided to practice her highschool diving days in our basement, and caught her ear, receiving some stiches and swelling, now; here is the problem, her bent up ear, it is so swollen and tender that I can no longer grasp it properly when hammering a skull fuck to her, such that with her good ear firmly in my fist and the other one held gingerly, her hole sort of lists off to one side, which I find very dissatisfying, is it possible that I could duct tape an old leather handle off a portmanteau around her head so I can get down with my bad self? Thanks for your help, NotJim faints

sirsholly -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/4/2010 4:01:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis HOLLLYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! SUNNNNNYYYYYYY!!!!!!! When is the surgery, Holly? btw, you haz cmail. LIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it is tomorrow, but i don't have a time yet. Dr Doom was a lil concerned by the bruising/abrasions on my feet, so they were x-rayed yesterday. Both feet have fractures. [8\|] No more x-rays, damnit!! If it is fractured, i do NOT wanna know!!

LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/4/2010 4:05:44 AM)
Kinda like when you take the car to the mechanic for an oil change & he finds 16 other things wrong with it!!

KMsAngel -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/4/2010 4:21:49 AM)
honest to god, holly, what - other than your back, thank god - HAVEN'T you broken in this go-round????

Phoenixpower -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/4/2010 4:22:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss I'm off for a walk along the river. Have a good day everybody! And you have a good walk at the river...just please make sure not to fall into it, please...thank you :o)

sirsholly -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/4/2010 4:23:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis Kinda like when you take the car to the mechanic for an oil change & he finds 16 other things wrong with it!! yeah...but at least with a car you get an estimate...and the option to junk it!!!

sirsholly -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/4/2010 4:31:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel honest to god, holly, what - other than your back, thank god - HAVEN'T you broken in this go-round???? vocal cords!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KMsAngel -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/4/2010 4:40:21 AM)
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sunshinemiss -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/4/2010 4:53:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss I'm off for a walk along the river. Have a good day everybody! And you have a good walk at the river...just please make sure not to fall into it, please...thank you :o) <<<<< is not holly.

yourdarkdesire -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/4/2010 5:00:42 AM)
Holly- I am disturbed that you weren't checked over more thoroughly while you were in the hospital. They must have dumbasses writing the orders and even dumberasses reading the x-rays. However, if it would mae you feel better my son was chennelling you yesterday in gym. He was goofinf around on a stack of mats and fell, leaning with his hand beneath him. Needless to say, afte 4/5 hours in emergency he came home with a fancy cast. Personally, I think it was a ploy to get out of practicing his clarinet. le sigh

Phoenixpower -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/4/2010 5:04:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss quote: ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss I'm off for a walk along the river. Have a good day everybody! And you have a good walk at the river...just please make sure not to fall into it, please...thank you :o) <<<<< is not holly. Phew...thanks for the reminder :o)

sirsholly -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/4/2010 5:28:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: yourdarkdesire Holly- I am disturbed that you weren't checked over more thoroughly while you were in the hospital. They must have dumbasses writing the orders and even dumberasses reading the x-rays. YDD...this was the best trauma center in the country!! I called a bud yesterday who works there and asked her to read the x-rays they took in ICU. The x-rays showed the collarbone in 3 pieces, nearly on top of each other. They also showed a fracture of the Humerus. Yet...when i talked to the ortho fool prior to D/C i was told there was NO fx of the Humerus and the clavicle was a "simple fracture" that will heal on its own. They recommend i return for a follow up in 4 weeks. I went to my ortho because the swelling in the upper arm was alarming and the clavicle just plain HURT! Dr Doom thinks there is a tear in the Rotator cuff. Had i waited the 4 weeks, the tear may have been unfixable. I never, ever would have expected this from that hospital. Never. I hope anyone reading this never assumes the hospitals reputation makes them safe. I hope your son is ok, Sweetie. I can bet his injury was worse on you than on him!![:)]

VirginPotty -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/4/2010 6:29:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel honest to god, holly, what - other than your back, thank god - HAVEN'T you broken in this go-round???? vocal cords!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [&o][&o][&o][&o][&o] We can only hope this happens soon[&o][&o][&o][&o][&o]

purepleasure -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/4/2010 6:31:20 AM)
holly, we have several really good hospitals here. you can stay with me for a few weeks while you recuperate, if you want. I have a wheelchair ramp on the house, and there are no stairs. However, i do have a large kitchen, from which you will be banned, should you decide to stay here. love, pure

DarkSteven -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/4/2010 6:40:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VirginPotty quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel honest to god, holly, what - other than your back, thank god - HAVEN'T you broken in this go-round???? vocal cords!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [&o][&o][&o][&o][&o] We can only hope this happens soon[&o][&o][&o][&o][&o] I keep trying to visualize the kind of accident that would put her vocal cords at risk, and the only scenario I can think of is with Jim very involved.... [:D]

VirginPotty -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/4/2010 6:47:11 AM)
We can only hope she doesn't BITE DOWN[8\|]

Phoenixpower -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/4/2010 6:54:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: purepleasure holly, we have several really good hospitals here. you can stay with me for a few weeks while you recuperate, if you want. I have a wheelchair ramp on the house, and there are no stairs. However, i do have a large kitchen, from which you will be banned, should you decide to stay here. love, pure That's a generous offer from you...though she won't need a wheelchair in the next while...[8\|] [image]local://upfiles/665465/6A922CDBCD424D0DAC4899EDD68031DA.jpg[/image]

Phoenixpower -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/4/2010 7:01:42 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly I hope anyone reading this never assumes the hospitals reputation makes them safe. Don't worry Holly...over here the newspapers are full about hospitals being rated as excellent but performing appalling...so days I believe anything easily such as trusting a hospital due to rating or reputation are long over [&o] http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/heal-our-hospitals/6682768/Dr-Foster-report-shows-12-NHS-hospital-trusts-significantly-underperforming.html

yourdarkdesire -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/4/2010 7:39:13 AM)
Holly - I am just glad you pushed the issue. But I am still thinking that whoever read the xray and came up with only a simple fracture of the collarbone - must not have a lot of experience reading xrays. In the meantime ......... WHO THE FRICK ORDERED THE BLIZZARD???? IT'S ARRIVED - YOU'RE MORE THAN WELCOME TO COME PICK IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

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