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mnottertail -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/3/2010 9:39:14 AM)

I received this letter in my inbox:


Dear Ron,

I would appreciate your advice in this matter, since I see you are widely identified as an expert in blowjobs.

First let me say that although I do not often post, my slave has outted me here and for that reason, when describing the situation I will have to sort of fudge our profile nicks so that we may remain anonymous.

OK, here goes, my slave (for the sake of this discussion, let's call her NotHolly to disguise who she really is) decided to practice her highschool diving days in our basement, and caught her ear, receiving some stiches and swelling, now; here is the problem, her bent up ear, it is so swollen and tender that I can no longer grasp it properly when hammering a skull fuck to her, such that with her good ear firmly in my fist and the other one held gingerly, her hole sort of lists off to one side, which I find very dissatisfying, is it possible that I could duct tape an old leather handle off a portmanteau around her head so I can get down with my bad self?

Thanks for your help,

NotJim 



sirsholly -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/3/2010 9:49:35 AM)

oh shit....i am laughing so hard i can't breath!!![sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif]



soul2share -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/3/2010 10:02:56 AM)

Well, dayum....I learned a lesson in the kitchen today....did you know butter can explode in a microwave?  One great big POP and there's butter EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!



ShaharThorne -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/3/2010 10:03:20 AM)

OMG....Ron and I are on it today...

*gives Ron an IOU for a proper BJ*



Phoenixpower -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/3/2010 10:18:24 AM)


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ORIGINAL: soul2share

One great big POP and there's butter EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!


The pleasure is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllll yours [:)]



soul2share -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/3/2010 10:23:22 AM)

*snort*



Phoenixpower -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/3/2010 10:29:55 AM)

only trying to help S2S [8|]



ShaharThorne -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/3/2010 11:08:38 AM)

White vinegar can help get rid of the buttery mess

Note to self. Never melt butter in microwave, on the stove is better...



Phoenixpower -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/3/2010 11:14:49 AM)


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ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

White vinegar can help get rid of the buttery mess



alternatively...buying a new microwave, does help, too [:)]



ShaharThorne -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/3/2010 11:28:57 AM)

True, but white vinegar is far cheaper than a new microwave.



VirginPotty -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/3/2010 11:45:15 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

[8|][8|][8|][8|][8|] Like anyone who knows you would take cooking/baking advise!
shup.

I am doing a lot of cooking/freezing now to get through the next month while laid up. I plan on staying out of the kitchen after this surgery, as fire extinguishers take TWO hands to operate.



Only one hand needed to dial 911[sm=alarm.gif][sm=alarm.gif][sm=alarm.gif][sm=alarm.gif][sm=alarm.gif][sm=alarm.gif]



ShaharThorne -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/3/2010 11:49:26 AM)

Someone should go to Holly's place and pamper...er...I mean get the house chores done up before the surgery. I would do it, but Mom took the van to Texarkana to catch a flight this morning.



Phoenixpower -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/3/2010 12:08:05 PM)

Believe me Shahar...I wouldn't even mind, even when I know I would be in constant danger to be blown up, depending on what she would be up to in my back...but for now...I need my ex to be able to pay my bills, so no flight to her for now [&o]



soul2share -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/3/2010 1:22:15 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower
quote:

ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne
White vinegar can help get rid of the buttery mess

alternatively...buying a new microwave, does help, too [:)]


I only blew up the butter, not the microwave, smarty pants.....who do ya think you're talking to, Holly?
mumblegrumble*smartasswisenheimer*mublegrumble

And Shar, I put some water with orange peels in it, cooked it for 5 mins, and it came right off.  I was out of vinegar.



soul2share -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/3/2010 1:24:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty
quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly
quote:

ORIGINAL: VirginPotty
[8|][8|][8|][8|][8|] Like anyone who knows you would take cooking/baking advise!
shup.
I am doing a lot of cooking/freezing now to get through the next month while laid up. I plan on staying out of the kitchen after this surgery, as fire extinguishers take TWO hands to operate.

Only one hand needed to dial 911[sm=alarm.gif][sm=alarm.gif][sm=alarm.gif][sm=alarm.gif][sm=alarm.gif][sm=alarm.gif]


Make that one finger...it's on speed dial at Holly's house!
(hey, not THAT finger, Holly!  Thought I didn't see that, huh?)



Phoenixpower -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/3/2010 1:49:50 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: soul2share

quote:

ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower
quote:

ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne
White vinegar can help get rid of the buttery mess

alternatively...buying a new microwave, does help, too [:)]


I only blew up the butter, not the microwave, smarty pants.....who do ya think you're talking to, Holly?
mumblegrumble*smartasswisenheimer*mublegrumble

And Shar, I put some water with orange peels in it, cooked it for 5 mins, and it came right off.  I was out of vinegar.


Sorry S2S it wasn't meant that way...and I only tried to show you alternative options...doesn't mean you have to actually take them, yanno [8|]

In my household recently a fair amount of dishes went in the bin...as I was a bit....too busy to spend my time washing them, yanno [8|]



soul2share -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/3/2010 1:52:03 PM)

OH, hun....mine was meant to be a joke!  But the lesson learned is to just put the butter in long enough to melt it, not boil it......but the Dump cake turned out deeeeeeelishous!!!!!! 



Phoenixpower -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/3/2010 1:55:13 PM)

well...before I can even dare to think about doing a cake I suppose I need a month or two to clean my kitchen...at the moment I eat food which I cooked in my night shift and so I just put it into my microwave (without butter!) to heat it up...

but this friday I hand in my portfolio to my placement and weekend will be cleaning time [:)] well...or at least saturday as sunday I am working a long day [&o] time to calculate my hours don't fancy to work this sunday [:(]

But glad you enjoy your cake [:)]



groundhogphil -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/3/2010 2:46:53 PM)

Uh, Uh..... did you know that groundhogs like BJ's ........:)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

OMG....Ron and I are on it today...

*gives Ron an IOU for a proper BJ*



jlf1961 -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/3/2010 3:07:51 PM)

For those who dont know, there is a nasty virus going around for PC's, it infects the pci.sys file in your c:\windows\system32\drivers.

The only way to get rid of it is to reinstall windows.

I just spent all day doing just that.



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