soul2share -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (5/21/2011 3:07:06 PM)
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Well, my day just tanked...I did manage to get a short (2 hour) nap, and was moving my futon across the room, and Holly just jumped into my body.......I ripped off...yes, totally RIPPED off....my big left toenail. And gashed the top of the toe. Of course, I have no band-aids, and couldn't find a clean towel, so I grabbed the first thing I could out of the clean laundry basket and clamped down on the toe. I can't look at it too closely because if I do, I'll pass out...flat on my face. So, I wrapped it in paper towels and bacitracin goop, and am hoping that will stop the bleeding. I almost went back to bed, but nooooooo........I just thought I'd get a little bit more done.......jackass! How can you NOT know where the hell your foot is??????? It's freaking attached to your freaking leg!!!!!! Which is attached to your freaking hipbone......attached to your freaking torso!!!!!!! And of course, now every time I move, I bang the toe. Lord only knows what I'm going to do tomorrow for shoes for work. Holly, I lubs you...but GO HOME!!!!!!!!
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