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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/16/2011 4:28:45 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/16/2011 6:00:05 PM   
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Status: offline 		I have a hobby.  It's called tripping over my feet without moving them, falling over, and cushioning my fall with a bag of recyclables (cans of course), a sitting stool and 2 grocery bins filled with books.  Yeah, that really helped.  And of course, I also hit my head on the corner edge of my trunk, raising a nice goose egg right at my hairline.  Then there was setting my bangs on fire a week ago when I lit a cigarette.  Burnt hair smells really, really bad!!  I didn't even have any hair products, just shampooed from the night before.

So my hobby is hurting myself in quite original ways.  And Fire made me promise to text her when I have 2 teeth pulled under full anasthetic so I can give her a really good laugh.  Turns out when I text and I'm high on legal drugs, I make no sense whatsoever.  Although I think I do, apparently my fingers refuse to co-operate with what my brain says.  YIKES!!


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/16/2011 6:49:58 PM   
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So you've given up on causing an ice age then? Ah well we all need a hobby.


Actually, creating another ice age is still one of my diabolical plans, however, to avoid unnecessary hardship on the majority of humans, I am trying to sell them to an alien race.

I figure that a population of a million people on the planet would be a good start to keep the planet's population stable for the thousands of years the Ice age would take.  This would also not stress the environment and allow it to recover.

Now my terms for the sale of the billions of people that wont be needed is in the form of technology, preferably in FTL travel, recycling, nuclear fusion reactors and a device to synthesize canadian whiskey.


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/16/2011 9:23:28 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/16/2011 9:28:02 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/17/2011 3:02:45 AM   
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So you've given up on causing an ice age then? Ah well we all need a hobby.


Actually, creating another ice age is still one of my diabolical plans, however, to avoid unnecessary hardship on the majority of humans, I am trying to sell them to an alien race.

I figure that a population of a million people on the planet would be a good start to keep the planet's population stable for the thousands of years the Ice age would take.  This would also not stress the environment and allow it to recover.

Now my terms for the sale of the billions of people that wont be needed is in the form of technology, preferably in FTL travel, recycling, nuclear fusion reactors and a device to synthesize canadian whiskey.



I presume you have a plan for surviving that ice age. I really don't want to be sold to an alien race, come on name your price.


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/17/2011 10:08:46 AM   
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So you've given up on causing an ice age then? Ah well we all need a hobby.


Actually, creating another ice age is still one of my diabolical plans, however, to avoid unnecessary hardship on the majority of humans, I am trying to sell them to an alien race.

I figure that a population of a million people on the planet would be a good start to keep the planet's population stable for the thousands of years the Ice age would take.  This would also not stress the environment and allow it to recover.

Now my terms for the sale of the billions of people that wont be needed is in the form of technology, preferably in FTL travel, recycling, nuclear fusion reactors and a device to synthesize canadian whiskey.



I presume you have a plan for surviving that ice age. I really don't want to be sold to an alien race, come on name your price.



My friends from collarme will not be sold.

As for surviving the ice age, yes actually I do.   My house is all electric, and I live in Texas.  So the Ice sheets wont come this far south.   All I need to do is convert the house to solar and wind power and I will stay nice and warm.


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/17/2011 3:52:51 PM   
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As for surviving the ice age, yes actually I do.   My house is all electric, and I live in Texas.  So the Ice sheets wont come this far south.   All I need to do is convert the house to solar and wind power and I will stay nice and warm.



I think the ice age is starting can I come live with you?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/17/2011 5:13:38 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/17/2011 5:17:15 PM   
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Status: offline 		Lately we alternate between blistering heat and Arctic freeze. I don't think that's an improvement.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/17/2011 7:54:02 PM   
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Dear Mister Baby,

You have been taking your vitamins twice a day with no problems now for 5 weeks. Tonight, I gave you a bath, then a massage, and put you in brand-new clean clothes. You had that wonderful 'new baby smell.' Why, Mister Baby, did you feel that you must, for the first time, spit some of it out on to your clean self and clothing? Those vitamins smell horrid. You have not seemed to be affected by this. Mister Baby, this is not the behavior that wins friends, influences people, and endears you to me.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/17/2011 8:46:38 PM   
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Status: offline 		Dear mister baby,

You really need to work on your projectile vomiting and get the aim right.  If you want to influence mommy, you need to project your vomit at her face.

Sincerely
Jeff

PS
remember to ask for pizza immediately after doing this.


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/17/2011 11:45:00 PM   
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Status: offline 		Thank you for your support Jeff.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/18/2011 5:25:50 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/18/2011 6:42:12 AM   
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Status: offline 		Has he peed in your face yet Aylee? I remember the first time my son did that. After that baths were done with two washcloths, one to wash him with and one in place to absorb the pee.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/18/2011 7:27:58 AM   
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Has he peed in your face yet Aylee? I remember the first time my son did that. After that baths were done with two washcloths, one to wash him with and one in place to absorb the pee.


No. He has peed on the other half more than once. I already had been putting a cloth in place to prevent that. The other half has gotten revenge by making Roscoe pee on his own face.

With Butterhead I learned that little ones are much happier about bath time if they have a warm wet washcloth on them like a blanket.

Despite my jokes, so far he has been a very good baby.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/18/2011 1:03:43 PM   
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Status: offline 		Dear Mister Baby
Ignore all the teasing you get from your Mother. It doesn't matter how many times you spit up, projectile vomit, pee, or projectile poop in a public restroom without a diaper on - you Mommy loves you very very much and is very happy you are here. And so are the rest of your Aunties and Uncles. Your pictures are adorable. I know that you will grow up to be a very handsome boy that gives Mommy lots and lots and lots of grey hair.

Lots of Cuddles,
Auntie Beerbug

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/18/2011 1:07:30 PM   
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Status: offline 		Sounds like you have a healthy baby Aylee. At my age, better you than me.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/18/2011 3:02:37 PM   
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Sounds like you have a healthy baby Aylee. At my age, better you than me.


At your age you would prefer an unhealthy baby?


How very strange you are.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/19/2011 7:41:35 PM   
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Jeez, Aylee, I thought that was Holly's area of expertise!

Nope, that would be tripping over stuff and meatloaf bricks.


um...you've obviously forgotten the whole "burned up the stove" episode!


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