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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/13/2011 5:50:39 PM   
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My mood is getting better I got smokes, now at least I am not thinking of ways to destroy the planet.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/13/2011 6:38:52 PM   
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Yeah, how could you control the world if you destroy it first?  'Twould take all the fun out of it!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/13/2011 8:12:47 PM   
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Yeah, how could you control the world if you destroy it first?  'Twould take all the fun out of it!



Actually, you have a point.  What I need to do is to find some way for the 2/3s of the world population that fit the "terminally stupid" category to either stop breeding and creating more terminally stupid people or to get them to actually do something stupid and take themselves out of the equation.


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/14/2011 5:31:12 PM   
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Actually, If I could move all the people on the planet to Mars, then I would have the place to myself



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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/14/2011 5:53:48 PM   
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Yeah, but damn!  Where ya gonna find a sub if you're cruising around here, all lonesome like?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/14/2011 7:23:11 PM   
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Yeah, but damn!  Where ya gonna find a sub if you're cruising around here, all lonesome like?


Okay, I will keep all the subbies on the planet here.


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/14/2011 9:57:12 PM   
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Actually, If I could move all the people on the planet to Mars, then I would have the place to myself




Why for you want to screw up Mars's ecology?

Yeah, I am channeling "Fallen Angels" by Niven and Pournelle.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/15/2011 9:43:00 AM   
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quote:

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Actually, If I could move all the people on the planet to Mars, then I would have the place to myself




Why for you want to screw up Mars's ecology?

Yeah, I am channeling "Fallen Angels" by Niven and Pournelle.


Well, I tried to sell the earth's population to the K'zinti, but they weren't interested.


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/15/2011 4:20:50 PM   
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Are the humans and the K'zin still warring?

After all, even the Fleet and the Weasels made a truce!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/15/2011 5:15:41 PM   
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Look, outhere, I have tried to sell the majority of humans to alien races but everyone of them say that humans are insane and possibly contagious.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/16/2011 2:44:53 PM   
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How about the Vogons?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/16/2011 3:02:50 PM   
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How about the Vogons?


Ever seen a sales contract those mindless paper pushers come up with?


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/16/2011 3:06:41 PM   
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So. . . it sounds like I am going to be going to San Diego after turkey day.

And, I started a fire in the house today! YAY!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/16/2011 3:21:51 PM   
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Jeez, Aylee, I thought that was Holly's area of expertise!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/16/2011 3:23:22 PM   
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Jeez, Aylee, I thought that was Holly's area of expertise!


Nope, that would be tripping over stuff and meatloaf bricks.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/16/2011 4:02:22 PM   
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I hope the fire was in the fireplace



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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/16/2011 4:15:02 PM   
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no silly I'm on my sofa. You in a better mood today?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/16/2011 4:16:23 PM   
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Yes, it was in the fireplace.

I wanted to check it before it got too cold out and we needed it.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/16/2011 4:22:15 PM   
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There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all night long.
Well, I waited up for Santa all Christmas night
But he never came and it don't seem right.
And there's something in the chimney
And it doesn't make a sound,
But I wish you Merry Christmas.

There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all week long.
Well, the dog keeps barking up the chimney flue
And we don't know what we're going to do.
Cause there's something in the chimney
And it doesn't move around,
And it's been a week since Christmas.

There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all month long.
Well, it's jammed up tight above the fireplace
Now the house smells funny, such a big disgrace.
That there's something in the chimney
And it doesn't talk at all,
And it's been there since last Christmas.

There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is,
But it's been there all year long.
I'll been waiting up for Santa like I did last year
But my brother says, "He's already here."
And he's stuck up in the chimney
And he doesn't say a word
And he'll be there every Christmas.
And we'll have him every Christmas.




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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 11/16/2011 4:24:50 PM   
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no silly I'm on my sofa. You in a better mood today?


Actually I am presently working on a faster than light communication system so I can sell off the majority of humans on this planet.


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