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dreamofthemoon -> RE: Emoticons you'd like to see (6/10/2008 6:20:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

lol... go ahead christine... talk into my flower (goes to put on flowered underpants)


ROTFL!!!![sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]

What Potty said... and i really needed that today! [sm=thanks.gif]

Oh, and the microphone thing?  Well, it's something i said in this thread awhile back.



ResidentSadist -> RE: Emoticons you'd like to see (6/10/2008 9:51:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss
lol... go ahead christine... talk into my flower (goes to put on flowered underpants)

So instead of holding up your palm and saying “talk to the hand”, you lift your skirt showing your panties and say “talk to the flower”?



sunshinemiss -> RE: Emoticons you'd like to see (6/11/2008 8:34:36 AM)

I'm friendly that way



GreedyTop -> RE: Emoticons you'd like to see (6/11/2008 8:35:34 AM)

prove it, Sunny .... *grin*



sunshinemiss -> RE: Emoticons you'd like to see (6/11/2008 1:38:25 PM)

I got nothing to prove....[sm=flowers.gif]

you sly, greedy wench



GreedyTop -> RE: Emoticons you'd like to see (6/11/2008 3:37:21 PM)

why, yes...yes I am :)



thornhappy -> RE: Emoticons you'd like to see (6/11/2008 3:47:17 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Strongmindbody

And this stuff shouldn't bother me. Long ago, I had the sick job of artificially inseminating cows out on the farm.

...and us fans of the Discovery channel know that it's a "dirty job" (they did pigs too!)

thornhappy



GreedyTop -> RE: Emoticons you'd like to see (6/11/2008 3:55:00 PM)

chickens (or turkeys?) too



sunshinemiss -> RE: Emoticons you'd like to see (6/11/2008 5:08:27 PM)

How did this become an emoticon we wanted to see?  Weird-os



Strongmindbody -> RE: Emoticons you'd like to see (6/12/2008 11:19:29 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

chickens (or turkeys?) too


Chickens? Wow. I can't imagine getting my hand up there...

So, my pet peeve: when did it become so common to use "women" as a singular instead of woman? As in profiles/emails that say, "I am a bright, well edumacated women..." Can I get an emoticon for that? (or maybe an email filter?)

(sorry, just trying to get away from the whole Artificial Chicken image)

edited for double quote. Sheesh.



martyrized -> RE: Emoticons you'd like to see (6/12/2008 12:46:54 PM)

I am a firm believer that there needs to be a Rick Astley emoticon.

*steeples fingers, cackles, and opens up her gif-making program*



GreedyTop -> RE: Emoticons you'd like to see (6/12/2008 1:01:58 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Strongmindbody

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

chickens (or turkeys?) too


Chickens? Wow. I can't imagine getting my hand up there...

So, my pet peeve: when did it become so common to use "women" as a singular instead of woman? As in profiles/emails that say, "I am a bright, well edumacated women..." Can I get an emoticon for that? (or maybe an email filter?)

(sorry, just trying to get away from the whole Artificial Chicken image)

edited for double quote. Sheesh.


didnt have to get his hand up thete.. but he DID have to SQUEEZE.. and he didnt always get the right part.. imagine squeezingthe BUTT... lotsa chicken poop, in his face..

(and youre welcome, so glad I could share that visual :) )



ResidentSadist -> RE: Emoticons you'd like to see (6/12/2008 1:08:11 PM)

I think we need a phone sex emoticon.



SinLee -> RE: Emoticons you'd like to see (6/12/2008 1:08:47 PM)

we need threesome emoticons :p



everhope -> RE: Emoticons you'd like to see (6/12/2008 1:11:49 PM)

what "we" really need is a 3-way phone sex emoticon!



Strongmindbody -> RE: Emoticons you'd like to see (6/12/2008 1:43:48 PM)


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ORIGINAL: everhope

what "we" really need is a 3-way phone sex emoticon!


Aw, c'mon, you should have dropped the word emoticon. And phone. Geez.



SinLee -> RE: Emoticons you'd like to see (6/12/2008 1:44:44 PM)

hey it's not her fault she lives so far :p



Strongmindbody -> RE: Emoticons you'd like to see (6/12/2008 1:56:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
didnt have to get his hand up thete.. but he DID have to SQUEEZE.. and he didnt always get the right part.. imagine squeezingthe BUTT... lotsa chicken poop, in his face..

(and youre welcome, so glad I could share that visual :) )


You want a visual? I'm behind the old girl in the squeeze chute, wearing my sewer boots and army surplus shirt (you know, the kind with pleated pockets and all?). Left arm is up way past the elbow in her poop shoot, manipulating the semen straw through the gut wall. I feel her gut contract like a wave up my arm, and I already know I'm doomed. It's spring, the feed is hot, the bowels are loose, and I'm gonna get it.

So this viscous green liquid shoots out past my left arm, rolls up toward my shoulder, loses momentum, and drops down my chest. Into the pleated pocket (Wondered why I mentioned that didn't ya?). It expands out like a squeeze box and overflows, giving me one green, squishy, gross boob. And heads down to the open top of the sewer boots.

And my old man was standing off to the side, doubled over in laughter. Can't say as I blame him.

So how about a bullsh*t emoticon?


** eta this is an actual cow I'm inseminating. You guys are sick... **



PanthersMom -> RE: Emoticons you'd like to see (6/12/2008 2:09:19 PM)

how about a smiley in a wheelchair for the gimp crowd?
PM



Strongmindbody -> RE: Emoticons you'd like to see (6/12/2008 2:25:05 PM)


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ORIGINAL: PanthersMom

how about a smiley in a wheelchair for the gimp crowd?
PM


Would that cover my obvious mental impairment as well?



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