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ORIGINAL: Strongmindbody

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
didnt have to get his hand up thete.. but he DID have to SQUEEZE.. and he didnt always get the right part.. imagine squeezingthe BUTT... lotsa chicken poop, in his face..

(and youre welcome, so glad I could share that visual :) )

You want a visual? I'm behind the old girl in the squeeze chute, wearing my sewer boots and army surplus shirt (you know, the kind with pleated pockets and all?). Left arm is up way past the elbow in her poop shoot, manipulating the semen straw through the gut wall. I feel her gut contract like a wave up my arm, and I already know I'm doomed. It's spring, the feed is hot, the bowels are loose, and I'm gonna get it.

So this viscous green liquid shoots out past my left arm, rolls up toward my shoulder, loses momentum, and drops down my chest. Into the pleated pocket (Wondered why I mentioned that didn't ya?). It expands out like a squeeze box and overflows, giving me one green, squishy, gross boob. And heads down to the open top of the sewer boots.

And my old man was standing off to the side, doubled over in laughter. Can't say as I blame him.

So how about a bullsh*t emoticon?


** eta this is an actual cow I'm inseminating. You guys are sick... **

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ORIGINAL: Strongmindbody

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
[snip] ... lotsa chicken poop, in his face..
(and youre welcome, so glad I could share that visual :) )

You want a visual? [snip] ... It expands out like a squeeze box and overflows, giving me one green, squishy, gross boob. And heads down to the open top of the sewer boots.
So how about a bullsh*t emoticon?