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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 5:10:55 PM

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CJ? Can I just do some baking instead?

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 5:13:06 PM

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CJ? Can I just do some baking instead?

Cali

I hear he likes fire ants

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 5:18:21 PM

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

CJ? Can I just do some baking instead?

Cali

Depends on how much ya wanna get adopted, I guess. Why, you squemish about gobbling meatsycles ?

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 5:19:23 PM

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ORIGINAL: SinLee
/aimlessly does naked cartwheels around the auction area... trying carefully not to land on anyone important

Grabs SinLee upside down in a cartwheel holding her legs spread eagle for the Domly ones and offers her up for a taste.
I do that cause thats what twue subs do to please her Master.

In that position, I think you guys can go to the head of the line as a pair. Check with Cjan. I think I saw him in the sub annex drilling holes.

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 5:20:01 PM

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

CJ? Can I just do some baking instead?

Cali

Dont worry, Sir CJ. I'll blow ya. Cause I'm a twue, weal and devoted sub.

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 5:21:40 PM

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You can make a difference, come guys and gals, adopt one now!

Which ones can make things like dump cake, cookies, brownies, and other necessaries of life?

I'm Australian and don't know what dump cake is. Somebody please tell me it's not what it sounds like.

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 5:23:33 PM

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*pulls out a certificate of excellence for bj's and a resume outlining the years of cooking and baking experience before calmly going to the kitchen and begins cooking a pot of chili and then starts baking 10 different types of cookies, bread, pies and cakes...places all the baking on a table and leaves the room*

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 5:23:38 PM

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quote:

MissMagnolia quote:

I'm Australian and don't know what dump cake is. Somebody please tell me it's not what it sounds like.

*snort*

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 5:26:39 PM

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ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia

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ORIGINAL: celticlord2112

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You can make a difference, come guys and gals, adopt one now!

Which ones can make things like dump cake, cookies, brownies, and other necessaries of life?

I'm Australian and don't know what dump cake is. Somebody please tell me it's not what it sounds like.

Dump Cake
20 ounces crushed pineapple
16 ounces cherry pie filling
1 package yellow cake mix, dry
1 1/2 sticks butter, sliced

Dump all ingredients into baking pan and bake at 350 F until brown, approximately 1 hour.

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 5:27:44 PM

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The dump cake recipie I have is made with apples.

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 5:30:14 PM

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APPLE DUMP CAKE

2 cans apple pie filling/ cinnamon to taste
1 c. raisins
1 yellow cake mix
1 stick butter

Generously butter 9 x 13 x 2 inch baking dish or pan. Dump apple pie filling in dish and spread. Sprinkle with cinnamon and raisins. Cover apples and raisins with dry cake mix. Slice butter in thin slices and dot cake mix. Cook at 350 degrees until butter melts and cake looks light brown.
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ok ok, look, it's yellow cakes with some shit "dumped" in it!
Peach Dump same as above etc
LOL
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Can you make Texas Tornado cake?

< Message edited by ResidentSadist -- 6/12/2008 5:34:02 PM >

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 5:33:22 PM

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

APPLE DUMP CAKE

2 cans apple pie filling/ cinnamon to taste
1 c. raisins
1 yellow cake mix
1 stick butter

Generously butter 9 x 13 x 2 inch baking dish or pan. Dump apple pie filling in dish and spread. Sprinkle with cinnamon and raisins. Cover apples and raisins with dry cake mix. Slice butter in thin slices and dot cake mix. Cook at 350 degrees until butter melts and cake looks light brown.
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ok ok, look, it's yellow cakes with some shit "dumped" in it!
Peach Dump same as above etc

Thank you Resident Baker. Ooops wrong thread!

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 5:34:58 PM

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ORIGINAL: celticlord2112
Which ones can make things like dump cake

i might submit if scat was not a such a hard limit.
how could you eat a dump cake?

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 5:36:14 PM

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and if you make Dump cake with all that stuff in it.......you will need to "serve it over ice cream to cut the sweet!"
*classic line from Steel Magnolias*

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 5:38:19 PM

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 5:43:19 PM

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ORIGINAL: beargonewild
*pulls out a certificate of excellence for bj's and a resume outlining the years of cooking and baking experience before calmly going to the kitchen and begins cooking a pot of chili and then starts baking 10 different types of cookies, bread, pies and cakes...places all the baking on a table and leaves the room*

Damn… you gotta’ respect those credentials.

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 5:44:23 PM

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Quick

to send sloppy smooches and a tongue bath to the beautiful, sexy and knicker wettingly gorgeous Mr Bear!!

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 5:44:48 PM

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I see Kalista07, Bluechild, chandlersl, KnottynNice1, Strongmindbody, browneyegirl, Samii, AngelicPuzzle, chimaera1111, brat4fun, Sweettreat07 in the rafters! Come on down and say hi.

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 5:46:20 PM

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*sigh* i will be homeless and alone forever i suppose..... My name is Kali and i'm not able to give a good blow job....Yes, yes, it's true...i just wish *oh wish* that there was someone who was willing to teach me......
*Considers singing the 'i'm all alone' song*

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 5:52:40 PM

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Sorry, kali, I just don't have the patience. Perhaps, sensitive, patient Kal would be kind enough to teach you. Or bear, who is so kindly, understanding and skilled. Or get a banana and practice at home.

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