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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 5:54:15 PM   
Bluechild


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Status: offline 		Shy and quiet little sub that I am just looking around Sirs and Maams

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 5:58:10 PM   
Kalista07


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quote:

ORIGINAL: cjan

Sorry, kali, I just don't have the patience. Perhaps, sensitive, patient Kal would be kind enough to teach you. Or bear, who is so kindly, understanding and skilled. Or get a banana and practice at home.


CJ???!!! HUH!!!???  Where's the love man?
Fine....*SERIOUSLY considers going back to Chrissy's court for the CJ whipping contest*


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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 6:04:51 PM   
stella41b


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Status: offline 		I'm just here for entertainment value...

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 6:06:03 PM   
WinsomeDefiance


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Status: offline 		Ditto...what Stella said! 

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 6:06:16 PM   
thornhappy


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quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild
*pulls out a certificate of excellence for bj's and a resume outlining the years of cooking and baking experience before calmly going to the kitchen and begins cooking a pot of chili and then starts baking 10 different types of cookies, bread, pies and cakes...places all the baking on a table and leaves the room*

Damn… you gotta’ respect those credentials. 

At that rate, bear will claim the title of CookieGod from Asher!

thornhappy

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 6:06:42 PM   
Stusmobile


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Status: offline 		*wanders in to dip a finger and do some taste testing*




the pies and cakes you pervs ;)




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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 6:07:53 PM   
thornhappy


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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 6:10:47 PM   
everhope


Posts: 2179
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Status: offline 		i was told i was allowed to adopt a sub.....ummmm... Winsome come closer. please.
something i would like to see closeup and personal.

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 6:16:41 PM   
WinsomeDefiance


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Status: offline 		Something you want to see up close and personal...... like this?  You have mail...
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(hahah, just teasing)

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 6:20:16 PM   
everhope


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Status: offline 		ohhhhhhh la la....yea...you big tease...is that why you wear those gloves?

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 6:24:49 PM   
suzybeth


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Status: offline 		LOL, this thread is almost as much fun to read as the Adopt a Dom thread.

Surely an Adopt a SAM/Brat thread could be made? We can be so misunderstood.   LOL

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 6:26:26 PM   
Stusmobile


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quote:

ORIGINAL: thornhappy

We is pervs and damn proud of it!

thornhappy



Maybe I did come to the right place after all !


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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 6:34:24 PM   
everhope


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Status: offline 		well, i know this pervy slut has. so chances are you have too!

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 6:36:22 PM   
ResidentSadist


Posts: 12580
Joined: 2/11/2007
From: a mean old Daddy, but I like you - Joni Mitchell
Status: offline 		In every good relationship there is an exchange.  Even in personal profiles I see some people forget to mention what they offer.  So far it seems a submissive should be willing to:
1. make a cake
2. suck or lick a cock/pussy or at least hold one for others to lick (thnx lushy)
3. and it looks like a pot of chili, cookies, bread and pies help too

So food & sex are all the skills required so far to go to the front of the line for adoption. 
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lynnxz
I so have dibs on Faery

Duly noted …
Moves Faery to head of line.
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Kalista07
*sigh*  i will be homeless and alone forever i suppose..... My name is Kali and i'm not able to give a good blow job....Yes, yes, it's true...i just wish *oh wish* that there was someone who was willing to teach me......
*Considers singing the 'i'm all alone' song*

I have heard than many guys don’t think there is any such things a bad blow job.  Even so, I am sure training is fun and readily available!!!  
Move to the head of the line.
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen1968
Ooh ooh ooh!  Pick me.  Pick me.  (jumps up and down braless)

I hear jumping braless is an acceptable substitute for baking a cake.
Move to the head of the line.
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quote:

ORIGINAL: brat4fun
I don't quite know if I'm ready for adoption, but a foster home could be lovely.  *grin*

I think you will have no trouble finding a foster home for you & your … um…. 2 friends.  You are sporting quite a pair there my dear.
Move to the head of the line!
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quote:

ORIGINAL: cjan
I suggest the subs in need of adoption submit pics to the Dom/mes of choice for serious consideration. Those with documented deepthroating skills and videos go to the head of the line. [snip]

Taking control counts!
All oral goddesses line up here if you can find him… he is running around here somewhere drilling glory holes. 
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quote:

ORIGINAL: MakeMeSmile4U
<< makes great brownies!!!  
I'm not a great cook, but I'm willing to practice, practice, practice  :) 
(and that goes for my other subly duties as well )

You are a great cook as well as other subly duties and you are willing to “practice, practice, practice.”
Move to the head of the line. 
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quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick
CJ?  Can I just do some baking instead?

Cali
 
If that’s not ok with Cjan, I would always appreciate a good kitchen wench!
Move to the head of the line.
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quote:

ORIGINAL: everhope
quote:

ORIGINAL: celticlord2112
Which ones can make things like dump cake

i might submit if scat was not a such a hard limit.
how could you eat a dump cake?

I you don’t have to do scat or eat dump cake, will you grab SinLee upside down in a cartwheel holding her legs spread eagle and offer her up for a taste?  I mean, could I even have a turn if you two guys got in the same room?  LOL
Move to the head of the line.
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Bluechild
Shy and quiet little sub that I am just looking around Sirs and Maams

Shy is ok.  Can you do any of the 3 listed above?  If so:
Move to the head of the line
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quote:

ORIGINAL: thornhappy
Howzabout banana bread or pumpkin bread? 
* glides across the space displaying the rack o' doom *
/edit
We is pervs and damn proud of it!

Baking & pervocity counts!!!
Move to the head of the line!
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Stusmobile
*wanders in to dip a finger and do some taste testing*
the pies and cakes you pervs ;)

Welcome Stusmobile!  I hear the pie is good!
Bakers line up here!
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quote:

ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance
Something you want to see up close and personal...... like this?  You have mail...
(hahah, just teasing)

Getting personal and teasing count.
Move to the head of the line.
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< Message edited by ResidentSadist -- 6/12/2008 6:38:47 PM >

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 6:37:53 PM   
purepleasure


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Status: offline 		*wanders in and puts a Texas Tornado Cake (i always called this a Pina Colada cake) with toasted coconut topping and puts in the table.  takes a seat in a quiet corner*

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 6:44:50 PM   
Kalista07


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Status: offline 		Damn!!!!  This sucks ass i must say....Here i am....lonely...lonely....lonely...Going to die alone, homeless, and LONELY in cardboard box thanks to Cjan.  And then the steamy, hot, and alluring Resident Sadist comes in and tells me to go to the front of the line... i was sooo freaking excited...i almost set fire to the card board box and filled out my adoption papers...But, then sadly, my hopes, dreams, wishes were all smashed like a bug...Like a bug under a big heavy dirty boot..... Why You ask? Well, because as i went on in Resident Sadist's post i discovered he put everyone in the front of the line.....
*sobs*
Kali


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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 6:47:51 PM   
WinsomeDefiance


Posts: 6719
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Status: offline 		(Pets Kali)  You can have my spot too.  Shhh no crying!  (moves all back of the bus )

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 6:50:35 PM   
everhope


Posts: 2179
Joined: 8/19/2007
Status: offline 		runs over to the corner and licks purepleasure's frosting....(yum, Sir..)

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may we all find our bliss

Resident VWB

We all die.
The goal isn't to live forever.
The goal is to create something that will.






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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 6:51:06 PM   
lusciouslips19


Posts: 9792
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Status: offline 		I'm all sad. here I've been at my subbly best. RS even thanked me for an assist. Yet, oh, He never asked me to the front of the line/

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 6/12/2008 6:51:50 PM   
ResidentSadist


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From: a mean old Daddy, but I like you - Joni Mitchell
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quote:

ORIGINAL: purepleasure
*wanders in and puts a Texas Tornado Cake (i always called this a Pina Colada cake) with toasted coconut topping and puts in the table.  takes a seat in a quiet corner*
Texas Tornado counts BIG time!
Move to the front of the line.
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Kalista07
[snip]...i almost set fire to the card board box and filled out my adoption papers...

Fire play counts… even if accidental.
Move to the front of the line!

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