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RE: Morning Sex..the Truth - 6/15/2008 10:06:18 PM

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Not every one is unable to function untill after coffe. I am quite capable of wakin up and going strait from in bed to what ever task needs done, all with out the aid of coffe. I am one of those people who once their eyes open they're awake and ready to go. no artifitial help needed.
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how can anyone even think about sex before that first cup of glorious coffee in the morning? i guess if i were hooked up to an IV that would start at 4 am with coffee dripping into my veins i could do it...

i may not be able to open my eyes without some caffeine or food in my system, but i sure as hell can roll over and take a good hard railing in the morning :p

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RE: Morning Sex..the Truth - 6/15/2008 10:10:00 PM

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sometimes i wonder if my tongue in cheek is just too subtle...

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RE: Morning Sex..the Truth - 6/15/2008 10:37:31 PM

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sex any time is good

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RE: Morning Sex..the Truth - 6/15/2008 11:07:12 PM

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sometimes i wonder if my tongue in cheek is just too subtle...

Christine darlin', next time go for something bigger and more obvious than your own tongue. Just sayin'...

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RE: Morning Sex..the Truth - 6/16/2008 2:11:03 AM

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I love love LOVE a good morning blowjob
sometimes it leads to sex, sometimes it doesnt, depends on how bad my knees are botherin me

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RE: Morning Sex..the Truth - 6/16/2008 5:44:51 AM

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Asher, my morning routine specificly says that His blowjob is to be followed by me getting on top of him. Which sometimes (like this morning) hurts MY knee like hell - i have a new knee injury - but i don't see how it would hurt YOUR knee. Morning is girl on top time, so Master can wake up leisurely.
The knee thing is a problem. Not kneeling for him is getting to me. I have taken to begging him to let me kneel to give him a blowjob to completion - which takes a while for Him. But we did that twice before i broke down and saw the doc, and both times led to re-injury, mostly because, my knee was screaming, and i was in tears from the pain by the time i was done, but - well - i LIKED that. so, for now, he gets his coffee and his drinks from a standing slave, he gets His blowjobs on the bed, i can not TELL you how restricitive this is!
Okay, - gotta o to P.T. now. Maybe that can fix the broken slut!

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RE: Morning Sex..the Truth - 6/16/2008 5:47:13 AM

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Im not a fan of being on bottom in most cases
though I might try it with my pet

thanks for the idea

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RE: Morning Sex..the Truth - 6/16/2008 6:05:33 AM

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Im not a fan of being on bottom in most cases
though I might try it with my pet

thanks for the idea

Oooo I got to disagree Asher ... there is something to be said to watching a willing partner go half crazy while you're laying there .... not to mention saving the wear and tear on the elbows/shoulder/arms so you can do it all again just a bit later

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RE: Morning Sex..the Truth - 6/16/2008 6:08:26 AM

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Asher.. just put her on her knees at the edge of the bed, then stand behind her ;)

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RE: Morning Sex..the Truth - 6/16/2008 6:12:52 AM

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Asher.. just put her on her knees at the edge of the bed, then stand behind her ;)

there we go, thats a great idea!

Thanks Greedy

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RE: Morning Sex..the Truth - 6/16/2008 6:18:00 AM

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glad I could help.. even it it didn't 'help' *smooch*

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RE: Morning Sex..the Truth - 6/16/2008 6:18:28 AM

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Ill let you know after September

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RE: Morning Sex..the Truth - 6/16/2008 6:23:37 AM

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Lisa and I love morning sex so much we go to sleep all throughout the day just so we can wake up again and have more morning sex. I am ALWAYS horny in the morning although sometimes to lazy to do anything myself...

Nothing like being brought that first cup of coffee, the paper, AND a blowjob...

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RE: Morning Sex..the Truth - 6/16/2008 6:50:55 AM

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ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

Im not a fan of being on bottom in most cases
though I might try it with my pet

thanks for the idea

I agree with Stusmobile. Men are very visual. Well, sometimes women are too. lol You know who you are.

But how could you NOT enjoy a woman going crazy on top of you while you lay back and watch???
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RE: Morning Sex..the Truth - 6/16/2008 6:55:09 AM

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ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

Im not a fan of being on bottom in most cases
though I might try it with my pet

thanks for the idea

I agree with Stusmobile. Men are very visual. Well, sometimes women are too. lol You know who you are.
But how could you NOT enjoy a woman going crazy on top of you while you lay back and watch???
Mistress Scarlet

Honestly, I cant stand the thought of not moving
and when I do move while in that position I end up hurting myself
Im a clutz :(

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RE: Morning Sex..the Truth - 6/16/2008 7:13:46 AM

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sometimes i wonder if my tongue in cheek is just too subtle...

Christine darlin', next time go for something bigger and more obvious than your own tongue. Just sayin'...

Cali

oh, come the end of august i plan on doing just that. i told him that he might just end up growing an appendage off of his dick...that would be me via my mouth. geesh i can't wait. he's going to have to push me away.

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RE: Morning Sex..the Truth - 6/16/2008 11:25:13 AM

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how can anyone even think about sex before that first cup of glorious coffee in the morning? i guess if i were hooked up to an IV that would start at 4 am with coffee dripping into my veins i could do it...

Because the order of operations is as follows:

1. Open Eyes.
2. Clear throat
3. Fuck slave
4. Kiss slave good morning
5. Send slave limping bowlegged into the kitchen to prepare the coffee.

Now I just KNOW that is in the twue slave manual as well as the twue dom manual. If not, gimme a pen and I'll write it in!

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RE: Morning Sex..the Truth - 6/16/2008 11:53:40 AM

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See, if all there was to submission was hot sex on command, you could sign me up! Sigh....

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RE: Morning Sex..the Truth - 6/16/2008 12:03:06 PM

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See, if all there was to submission was hot sex on command, you could sign me up! Sigh....

No, not ALL....but it is one of the fringe benefits

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RE: Morning Sex..the Truth - 6/16/2008 12:05:55 PM

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Yeah but the rest of it pretty much sucks, eh? What do I know...I could no more be submissive than I could be six feet tall......and guys are pretty good at not saying no to sex, at least in my experience. (Yo! Boy! Come here!... works great)

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