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RE: Morning Sex..the Truth - 6/16/2008 12:23:32 PM   
celticlord2112


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus
Yeah but the rest of it pretty much sucks, eh?

Would not know. For myself, all I can say is.....

It's good to be the king!

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RE: Morning Sex..the Truth - 6/16/2008 12:40:27 PM   
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Because the order of operations is as follows: 1. Open Eyes. 2. Clear throat 3. Fuck slave 4. Kiss slave good morning 5. Send slave limping bowlegged into the kitchen to prepare the coffee. Now I just KNOW that is in the twue slave manual as well as the twue dom manual. If not, gimme a pen and I'll write it in!


CL, you seriously left out very important steps. Now, the very first step in my morning routine, once he gets His eyes open, we won't detail here, and i understand it not being in the 'twueness' manuals, it is a hard limit for some (including my own dear sisslave). But there is no excuse for leaving out the blowjob, which comes before the fucking - or the quick kiss to His dick right before i toddle off for coffee. How could you have forgotten?

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RE: Morning Sex..the Truth - 6/16/2008 1:10:50 PM   
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ORIGINAL: tsatske

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Because the order of operations is as follows: 1. Open Eyes. 2. Clear throat 3. Fuck slave 4. Kiss slave good morning 5. Send slave limping bowlegged into the kitchen to prepare the coffee. Now I just KNOW that is in the twue slave manual as well as the twue dom manual. If not, gimme a pen and I'll write it in!


CL, you seriously left out very important steps. Now, the very first step in my morning routine, once he gets His eyes open, we won't detail here, and i understand it not being in the 'twueness' manuals, it is a hard limit for some (including my own dear sisslave). But there is no excuse for leaving out the blowjob, which comes before the fucking - or the quick kiss to His dick right before i toddle off for coffee. How could you have forgotten?

Hello? We are talking about a pre-caffeinated level of consciousness here!

You are thinking about the blowjob and fucking that occurs between the first and second cups of coffee.

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RE: Morning Sex..the Truth - 6/16/2008 1:12:06 PM   
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Morning anything is a hard limit for me until I've brushed my teeth. 

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RE: Morning Sex..the Truth - 6/16/2008 1:32:22 PM   
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Morning anything is a hard limit for me until I've brushed my teeth. 


why? you are just going to get.... something... all over them and have to brush them again before breakfast. plus, if you don't rinse well, it could have a sort of 'altoids' effect on the BJ, i would think....

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RE: Morning Sex..the Truth - 6/16/2008 2:09:30 PM   
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The best thing about morning sex is we catch you "au naturelle", free of all your makeup, your styling, and your neurosies - in other words, more naked than at any other time of day.  (Well, trussed up and whipped until your soul is bare might be more naked but it takes a lot more effort.)

Personally, I prefer to keep it slow and gentle, pretending that neither of us is actually awake yet.  On a lazy saturday it can last for ages!

PS: Put a glass of water out the night before and you won't have (as much) morning breath.

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