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RE: Sundowner - 6/18/2008 8:27:04 PM

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Oh you mean the actual SURGERY!!! LOLOL!

Okay, I did not allow anyone near teh Useful Bits with a scalpel. There are limits to my love of knives.

But it was good being a virgin again, I got to be all picky about who got my cherry!

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RE: Sundowner - 6/18/2008 8:30:50 PM

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

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ORIGINAL: Strongmindbody

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ORIGINAL: purepleasure

that wasn't working for me, so I revirginized myself

So how many of you have actually done this revirginizing thing? Suddenly seems awfully popular around here...

Oh I did it, absolutely! It was awesome! Then I went and fucked some guy twice in one afternoon (much to his surprise! like I was going to drive all that way for a ONE time deal!) and now, I am a fully fledged slut once again.

Ah, so THAT'S how it's done! Now I understand why Pure thought this would work for her. The diabolical machinations of the female mind...

And how long did you wait before the, uh, deflowering? As long as Potty?

Just askin'

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RE: Sundowner - 6/18/2008 8:32:02 PM

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SEVEN YEARS.

Yes, thank you, I DO win the prize!

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RE: Sundowner - 6/18/2008 9:44:40 PM

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ooh.. I must be more of a girly girl than I thought.. I actually have heard of all the designers mentioned so far!!

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RE: Sundowner - 6/18/2008 10:31:26 PM

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This surgery is called hymenoplasty, also known as revirgination, a surgical procedure which reattaches the hymen.

YMMV, but it wasn't all that great losing it in the first place, and I sure as hell don't want it back! I can think of MUCH better ways to spend $5000

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SEVEN YEARS.
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RE: Sundowner - 6/19/2008 1:11:28 AM

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ORIGINAL: purepleasure
um... if we're virginal, that means we are pure (maybe) kind of like Sundowner. Isn't imitation the highest form of flattery?

Uhhhh... you were joking, right?

Cali

Sod off - no she wasn't! She goes to the top of the Christmas card list.

*Smooches the perceptive purple*

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RE: Sundowner - 6/19/2008 1:12:44 AM

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ooh.. I must be more of a girly girl than I thought.. I actually have heard of all the designers mentioned so far!!

Hah! You are so a twue girly

- I recall being dragged round all the designer shops in Bond Street!

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RE: Sundowner - 6/19/2008 1:19:13 AM

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ORIGINAL: purepleasure

maybe you know SunnyD better than I do. other than the occassional "sod off" and him groping some of the ladi... submis.. aw f**k, females here, and taking them behind the curtains and ravishing them while they're intoxicated... holy crap Cali! He's lying! He isn't pure or angelic!

What was I thinking?!?!?!!!!

Just as a helpful hint - this is the sort of post that the moderators look out for - totally inaccurate, misleading, quite probably against the law. Wicked posts like this can get you mod-spanked.

Of course I have a soft spot (eeep - that sounds so impotent) for purple so I made sure XI didn't take any action on this one but hey ....

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RE: Sundowner - 6/19/2008 4:19:04 AM

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who dragged WHO??

(I miss you.. come visit me...)

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RE: Sundowner - 6/19/2008 5:30:55 AM

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Of course I have a soft spot (eeep - that sounds so impotent) for purple so I made sure XI didn't take any action on this one but hey ....

NOW I know why the men around here avoid me like the plague. I' ve been making them impotent. And here I thought it was Potsie.

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RE: Sundowner - 6/19/2008 6:11:15 AM

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ORIGINAL: purepleasure

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner

Of course I have a soft spot (eeep - that sounds so impotent) for purple so I made sure XI didn't take any action on this one but hey ....

NOW I know why the men around here avoid me like the plague. I' ve been making them impotent. And here I thought it was Potsie.

don't kid yourself. It's Potsie.

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RE: Sundowner - 6/19/2008 8:47:34 AM

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*huge sigh of relief*

thanks holly

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RE: Sundowner - 6/19/2008 8:50:54 AM

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**Shoot 'em ll down w/one bullet
itty pp rain **Hey, had one leftover, might as well shoot Rain**

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RE: Sundowner - 6/19/2008 8:54:41 AM

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good thing you're using a water gun, since your PO won't let you have a real one.

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RE: Sundowner - 6/19/2008 8:55:43 AM

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Probably the ONLY water that's touched your body this month!

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RE: Sundowner - 6/19/2008 9:02:45 AM

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good thing you're using a water gun, since your PO won't let you have a real one.

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RE: Sundowner - 6/19/2008 1:20:46 PM

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Probably the ONLY water that's touched your body this month!

So are we not counting watersports now then?

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RE: Sundowner - 6/19/2008 4:40:45 PM

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*sneaks up behind sundowner with a pail of saltwater, dumps it on his head*

oops. hope it missed the laptop!

(thank god for wings)

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RE: Sundowner - 6/20/2008 12:34:47 AM

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For a moment - just for a moment - I thought I was into a largescale hugely exciting watersports scene; the salty taste helped.

Then I realised I was just wet.

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RE: Sundowner - 6/20/2008 12:42:44 AM

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awe...smooches sundown....

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