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abcbsex -> Porn Pet Peeves (6/17/2008 9:41:52 AM)
So last night I was watching some porn... it was supposedly "bondage" porn but there were so many things wrong about it (the bondage part was a red rope they kept draping over everything, almost choked their poor guy), Alpha and I just critiqued it the entire time. So, I'm making a list of some of my porn pet peeves. 1) Girls who are obviously drunk/high and bumbling idiots because of it. (luckily, it can be amusing if they end up elbowing each other in the face) 2)"pornstars" who get turned on and make those annoying squeaky moans at EVERYTHING (seriously, I never knew that just seeing a cock was enough to push a girl over the edge of a climax. seriously? WTF) 3) Porn that involves closeup panoramas of the girl's body while she just barely touches herself everywhere. It promises sex that never happens, instead you just get to see every pore on her ass while her french-tipped fingernails spread her cheeks. 4)"Lesbian" porn where the girls look like they're afraid to touch each other. I want some titty-grabbing lesbian fun, damnit, not two girls a foot apart on the bed looking like they're swallowing Robitussin! So, share yours!

Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Porn Pet Peeves (6/17/2008 9:47:55 AM)
porn pet peeves i hate when you watch a BDSM porn video that is suposed to be BDSM well they are getting whiped and spanked and they are giggling loughing and smiling LOL

pissthirstysub -> RE: Porn Pet Peeves (6/17/2008 9:53:44 AM)
Yes! or I was watching one the other night and the supposive "sub" was hitting back.

Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Porn Pet Peeves (6/17/2008 9:57:46 AM)
yeah that also geeeeeee

MsLadySue -> RE: Porn Pet Peeves (6/17/2008 10:05:14 AM)
I get annoyed by porn of any kind where it's just slam, bam and he cums. I once saw a great video by Le Femme (sp?) where there were several short stories, each with an actual story and some build up the sex. All very erotic. I also get annoyed with porn at how seldom one sees the female actually climax.

abcbsex -> RE: Porn Pet Peeves (6/17/2008 10:15:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MsLadySue I also get annoyed with porn at how seldom one sees the female actually climax. YES! that is extremely annoying. Especially when they just fake it by yelling louder.

christine1 -> RE: Porn Pet Peeves (6/17/2008 10:15:50 AM)
i find most vanilla porn very boring, so yes it annoys me. the perfect make up through hours of sex, the fake noises...but what really gets me is when the girl continually looks at the camera....makes me want to poke her eyes out.

puppen -> RE: Porn Pet Peeves (6/17/2008 10:23:58 AM)
I think it's only when the girl looks at the camera that I get annoyed. I just can't watch with the dumbass staring at me while she gives a BJ and makes ridiculous faces.

subtee -> RE: Porn Pet Peeves (6/17/2008 10:24:19 AM)
"Uh huh, uh huh...oh yeah...uh huh...sssssss (tongue flick)...oh yeah baby....fuck me with that hard cock(tongue flick)...oh yeah...uh huh-uh huh-uh-huh...oh yeah...sssssssssss," etc., etc., etc. That's an orgasm? Pffft.

LadyRainfire -> RE: Porn Pet Peeves (6/17/2008 10:33:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MsLadySue I get annoyed by porn of any kind where it's just slam, bam and he cums. I once saw a great video by Le Femme (sp?) where there were several short stories, each with an actual story and some build up the sex. All very erotic. I also get annoyed with porn at how seldom one sees the female actually climax. It's Femme Productions, led by Candida Royalle. EXCELLENT movies! If I remember right, they used actual husband/wife teams in the filming. Ummmm, not that I know anything about them. [sm=angel.gif] As for porn in general, most of it seems so phoney to me that it doesn't do a lot for me. All those implants, fake nails, smiles, endless orgasms for the women (ya, right... then why do you have to keep wetting yourself with your own saliva?) the thing just turns me off. I used to go over to friends and we'd watch porn and make fun of it for the humour, not the arousal factor. Me? A look, touch or word from Lumus does so much more than any porn..... [;)]

YourhandMyAss -> RE: Porn Pet Peeves (6/17/2008 10:36:37 AM)
I find the fake noises most annoying, but then when it's supposed to being whipped with a bull whip an the "submissive" barely even makes a noise an is all stoic like ho hum dum dee dum it annoyes me I want reactions baby!

BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Porn Pet Peeves (6/17/2008 10:52:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subtee "Uh huh, uh huh...oh yeah...uh huh...sssssss (tongue flick)...oh yeah baby....fuck me with that hard cock(tongue flick)...oh yeah...uh huh-uh huh-uh-huh...oh yeah...sssssssssss," etc., etc., etc. That's an orgasm? Pffft. I cannot watch vanilla porn at all. It's ridiculous to me. I love sexandsubmission.com.. I really only watch the movies made by Mark Davis.. HolyFuckingMotherofG-d! It's the eyes.. the way he looks at the women he is torturing.. Many of the men on that site only rely on the hitachi to get the women off. Mark uses his whole body...When he is fucking a helpless woman with three fingers, hanging by her wrists, suspended off the ground, and I mean finger fucking her so hard it looks like he is punching her cunt , then at the same time he begins to suck and chew on her swollen little clit...You see her face contort and she just BEGS to cum...He refuses and makes her count to 10 or 20.. Man, when that chick gets to 20 and she starts squirting everywhere... YEAH BABY! THAT'S A FUCKING ORGASM!!!

subtee -> RE: Porn Pet Peeves (6/17/2008 10:55:27 AM)
BSB! I have said this almost word-for-word. He's the only one I watch too and for just as you describe: the way he looks at the women...the attention he puts into what he's doing and what it does to her...and his body... be right back~~

BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Porn Pet Peeves (6/17/2008 10:56:22 AM)
psst.. Subtee... wanna see the video Michael had me watch this morning? hmmm?

subtee -> RE: Porn Pet Peeves (6/17/2008 10:57:30 AM)
HAIL yes

kittinSol -> RE: Porn Pet Peeves (6/17/2008 10:58:59 AM)
Porn either makes me laugh, or makes me feel sick. So far, I haven't been lucky enough to come across porn that turns me on [&o] .

BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Porn Pet Peeves (6/17/2008 11:02:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subtee HAIL yes Here you go...My favorite part is the pained expression on her pretty face as his huge cock slides into her little asshole... http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=55aabe4b21394573733d

subtee -> RE: Porn Pet Peeves (6/17/2008 11:29:12 AM)
Thank you BSB~ Like woah... ~needs some alone time~ [Edited to add: And a wet nap]

christine1 -> RE: Porn Pet Peeves (6/17/2008 11:45:05 AM)
whew! thanks for sharing that link... pardon my twitching.

abcbsex -> RE: Porn Pet Peeves (6/17/2008 11:53:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BossyShoeBitch quote: ORIGINAL: subtee "Uh huh, uh huh...oh yeah...uh huh...sssssss (tongue flick)...oh yeah baby....fuck me with that hard cock(tongue flick)...oh yeah...uh huh-uh huh-uh-huh...oh yeah...sssssssssss," etc., etc., etc. That's an orgasm? Pffft. I cannot watch vanilla porn at all. It's ridiculous to me. I love sexandsubmission.com.. I really only watch the movies made by Mark Davis.. HolyFuckingMotherofG-d! It's the eyes.. the way he looks at the women he is torturing.. Many of the men on that site only rely on the hitachi to get the women off. Mark uses his whole body...When he is fucking a helpless woman with three fingers, hanging by her wrists, suspended off the ground, and I mean finger fucking her so hard it looks like he is punching her cunt , then at the same time he begins to suck and chew on her swollen little clit...You see her face contort and she just BEGS to cum...He refuses and makes her count to 10 or 20.. Man, when that chick gets to 20 and she starts squirting everywhere... YEAH BABY! THAT'S A FUCKING ORGASM!!! Edit because I answered my own question. Link was very hot, btw.

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