cjan
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Ok, we've had the post party hug fest and I'm glad everyone had a wonderful time , but, I do have two , ummm, issues regarding said past festivities.
Issue #1:
Chocolate
Tulip was thoughtful enough to bring a house gift of two boxes of good, yummy chocolates. I no sooner thanked her graciously for her gift than said boxes were ripped from my hands, torn open and greedily stuffed into yakking girly yaps. i mean their cheeks were bulging. How can ya yak, all at once, and stuff chocolate into yer pie holes at the same time ? Amazing.
Anyway, by the time I sauntered over to select a piece, there was nothing left except for 3, count 'em, THREE, chocolate cover coffee beans ! I mean,  I guess nobody wanted the caffeine to ruin their choco-buzz ? I likes chocolate too , yanno...
Isuue #2
Blowjobs
With all the advanced billing of various Blowjob Queens under my humble roof, I was looking forward to a blowjob throwdown. After all, isn't that what hosting is all about ? Instead, what I got was:
a) Regrets from Tulip since she was "under restrictions" regarding same.. The poor dear seems to take obedience seriously and has some quaint ideas about honesty and integrity.
b) Lushy ( the self-proclaimed "Goddess of Blowjobs ) kept bargaining with me ( prolly the JAP thang ) about getting a massage from me before the bj. Honestly, what self respecting domly type would put up with such crap ? So, we spent the weekend mostly going " You first No, YOU first", yada, yada...
c) Greedy made it crystal clear , to everyone, that in the event "some guy" grabbed her head and tried to impose some guidance to her oral service, "THERE WOULD BE TEETH". She guaranteed it. I mean, what's the fun of going for the ride if ya cyan't steer. Ya see what I'm sayin' ?
d) LadyH, being the lovely dominant lady that she is, gave me pause to consider how much of my meat I would get back if I just held her nose and jammed my meatcycle in her yap. Not that much, I'd wager.
e) Thank gawd for e ! E would be Cali, of course, who, in her sensitive , perceptive and helpfull way scoped out the situation and volumnteered to "take one for the team", as she likes to say. Actually, she took more than one, but I stopped counting after we got to double digits.
I must say that Cali's oral skills are quite refined...well, not refined at all in the usual sense, actually, she's quite a dirty baby, but, y'all know what I mean. She even showed me a technique that was new to me, and that's saying something. We dubbed it "The Cali", of course.
* drifts off for a few moments recalling "The Cali *
Now, where was I ? Oh yea... I hereby declare Cali the winner ( by skill and default ) of PimpDaddy's First Annual Southernmost Suck Fest Jamboree !
Contestants for next year's competition should plan early to attend. We're thinking to rent a 6 bedroom house on the beach in Fort Myers or on Sanibel. It's off season and will be plenty affordable for all except the most destitute ( and if ya are destitute, but have other skills to contribute, well, arrangements can be made).
And , y'all hos owes me CHOCOLATE !
< Message edited by cjan -- 8/5/2008 9:15:48 AM >
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