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This was taking up to much time. - 7/25/2004 2:24:51 PM   
iwillserveu


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Status: offline 		I apologize to all for getting things wrong, but do not apologize for what I got right. I especially apologize to dixiedumpling whose character was slurred before I got to her reply. Ditto sfgrrl (who I could not be as witty as so deleted her character) and many others omitted because I gave up. Another specific apology goes to MOD3 who at the end would close the board that had become a flamefest. iwillserveu was going to make an almost all emotiocon post but that jerk deserves no apology. (Oh, Sinergy, you don’t mind being the comic relief, right?)

MasterSirMaster:


I think slaves have no right to a safeword and are good only for licking my toilet bowl clean. What does you think slaves are good for?


January:

I bet slaves line up to lick your toilet.

(in reply to MasterSirMaster)


TallDarkAndWitty:

I believe that a safeword should always be used. Knowing she is watching out for her own safety allows me to have a freer hand. I think that anything that maximizes my power is good.

(in reply to MasterSirMaster)


Sinergy:

This reminds me of the story of the ox and the monkey. The ox lived on a farm and pulled a plow. The farmer grew barley and used some to feed the ox. The monkey ask the ox why it worked so hard. “I like to eat,” said the ox.

You sound like the ostrich that lived on the farm next to the ox.

Of course that’s just my opinion, I may be wrong.

(in reply to TallDarkAndWitty)


Mistress Dread:

Greetings MasterSirMaster. Surely you find more uses
your girls than just
licking your toilet.
I am sure they do your laundry too <<winks>>

Some here feel they
should go lightly
on their slaves yet still
feel worthy of the title Master
although they are weak
to let a sub control them.

(in reply to Sinergy)

MizSuz

I personally would not want to take away a safeword as I want to be safe.
Of course every situation is different and all must be negotiated differently.

(in reply to MasterSirMaster)


dixiedumpling

I would not trust a Dom who would not give me a safeword.

(in reply to MastersirMaster)


atrueslaveofatrueMaster:

This one humbly requests you read His post. He said slaves, not subs.

(in reply to dixiedumpling)

SuperMaster:

I think dixiedumpling needs to be punished!

(in reply to dixiedumpling)


Proud sub:

A message board for safe words is here.

(in reply to MasterSirMaster)

topcat

Once again I agree with MizSuz, and with Taggard. Frankly I would not like a pycho who insisted I be responsible for her health. I’ll do what I can, but I think she might be closer to her state of mind/body sometimes than I am. Though that is not 100% if I’m doing things right.

(in reply to MizSuz)

Estring:

I didn’t even know SuperMaster was now dixiedumpling’s dom.

(in reply to SuperMaster)



Estrict:

I’m not Estring. I think this is a clear case of a guy thinking putting “Master” in his name thinking he is a Dom.

Sandy

(in reply to SuperMaster)


MasterSirMaster:

Do you mean me, sandy or “SuperMaster”? Also does your Master know you posted an attack upon one of your betters?

(in reply to Estring, err, Estrict)

Estrict:

First off It is “Sandy”, not “sandy”. I respect your disregard for spelling rules, Please respect my choice to use conventions about 6oo years old. Second, It is not any of your business, but he knows. He also approves.

(in reply to MasterSirMaster)

proudsub:

A board on differing definition for slave and sub can be found here.
(in reply to SuperMaster)

< Message edited by iwillserveu -- 7/25/2004 2:25:56 PM >

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RE: This was taking up to much time. - 7/25/2004 2:34:19 PM   
SherriA


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Status: offline 		Bwahahahahahahaahhahaha! (I can laff, since I wasn't turned into a caricature of myself.)

That was definitely worth a smile iwill.

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RE: This was taking up to much time. - 7/25/2004 2:58:51 PM   
LadyBeckett


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Status: offline 		Yanno, (I just love that! ) I feel just a bit left out here, as I would have enjoyed a bit of a tango with MasterSirMaster, I believe. Otherwise...ROFLMAOOOOOOO!!!!!

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RE: This was taking up to much time. - 7/25/2004 3:16:02 PM   
proudsub


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Status: offline 		ROFLMAO!!, and there's no link for that.

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RE: This was taking up to much time. - 7/25/2004 4:09:17 PM   
iwillserveu


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Status: offline 		SherriA, LadyBeckett, and proudsub,

Thanks for not being mad at your inclusion or exclusion. I'll hold my breath until Dread, who I doubt I understood well enough to duplicate, and Sinergy, who may not like being comic relief, chime in.

(Wow was that last sentance horribly structured. I need sleep.)

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When the Lady smiles i can't resist her call. As a matter of fact, i don't resist at all. Well that depends if it is a smile or a grimmace.

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RE: This was taking up to much time. - 7/25/2004 5:26:49 PM   
Sinergy


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quote:

Sinergy, who may not like being comic relief, chime in.


*Sinergy stands forth all Domly and kilted and opines*

What I do?

Just me, could be wrong, but there you go.

Sinergy

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RE: This was taking up to much time. - 7/25/2004 6:02:29 PM   
January


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quote:

ORIGINAL: iwillserveu


MasterSirMaster:


I think slaves have no right to a safeword and are good only for licking my toilet bowl clean. What does you think slaves are good for?


January:

I bet slaves line up to lick your toilet.

(in reply to MasterSirMaster)



You forgot to put <swoon> in my reply!

January

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RE: This was taking up to much time. - 7/25/2004 6:28:39 PM   
Sinergy


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quote:

January:

I bet slaves line up to lick your toilet.

(in reply to MasterSirMaster)


Can anybody line up to lick his toilet, or just people wearing red name tags?

*ponders switching teams*

JM, CBW, BTYG.

Sinergy

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RE: This was taking up to much time. - 7/25/2004 6:30:36 PM   
topcat


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From: Tidewater, VA
Status: offline 		I am luaghing so hard I am choking

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RE: This was taking up to much time. - 7/25/2004 7:50:19 PM   
MizSuz


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Status: offline 		Let's not forget Iwill:


I may be sub but I do not submit to YOU and therefore you can kiss my fluffy butt if you don't like my emoticon speak!


Don't you get it, MasterSirMaster??? I used an emoticon!

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RE: This was taking up to much time. - 7/25/2004 8:29:29 PM   
January


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sinergy
Can anybody line up to lick his toilet, or just people wearing red name tags?


It's not a munch, Sinergy. It's a slosh.

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RE: This was taking up to much time. - 7/25/2004 8:59:29 PM   
Sinergy


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quote:

I am luaghing so hard I am choking


Sadly, I dont do guys and I dont do breath play.

Although put on those ass-less chaps and maybe I will switch teams again.

Hey, I am licking toilets now...

Sinergy

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David St. Hubbins "This Is Spinal Tap"

"Every so often you let a word or phrase out and you want to catch it and bring it back. You cant do that, it is gone, gone forever." J. Danforth Quayle


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RE: This was taking up to much time. - 7/26/2004 3:30:54 AM   
iwillserveu


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Status: offline 		January, topcat, MizSuz, Sinergy,

Thanks for not being mad. (Especially Sinergy whose character I took liberties with) (expect a Sinergy post patiently explaining he does not grant male subs the right to take liberties with him.)

MizSuz,

Can I use that as my tag line? (I figured the corrupted one should get some new emoticons used. Congrats on the ping pong championship, BTW.)

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When the Lady smiles i can't resist her call. As a matter of fact, i don't resist at all. Well that depends if it is a smile or a grimmace.

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RE: This was taking up to much time. - 7/26/2004 7:18:05 AM   
LadyBeckett


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quote:

ORIGINAL: iwillserveu

SherriA, LadyBeckett, and proudsub,

Thanks for not being mad at your inclusion or exclusion. I'll hold my breath until Dread, who I doubt I understood well enough to duplicate, and Sinergy, who may not like being comic relief, chime in.

(Wow was that last sentance horribly structured. I need sleep.)


Ha Ha, not "mad" at all. In fact, I probably would have enjoyed a bit of emoticon play with MasterSirMaster, sure. I'll admit it. He's dashing, he's daring, and his knuckles do sway at least an inch and a half above ground level. But alas, I am currently engaged in not serious at all flirtation with an absolutely gorgeous dominant male, and I simply wouldn't have the time. *sigh*

quote:

ORIGINAL: January

It's not a munch, Sinergy. It's a slosh.


I like it!!!

I'm looking forward to the story when Sinergy switches sides.... "The Kilt and The Chaps" by iwillserveu. Will there be photos???

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RE: This was taking up to much time. - 7/26/2004 7:27:19 AM   
Thanatosian


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Status: offline 		Shouldn't this have been posted in the Humor section?

and I would like to echo what LadyBeckett has said
quote:

I feel just a bit left out here, as I would have enjoyed a bit of a tango with MasterSirMaster, I believe. Otherwise...ROFLMAOOOOOOO!!!!!


Apply usual caveats here

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RE: This was taking up to much time. - 7/26/2004 9:23:55 AM   
basiasubrosa


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Status: offline 		At the risk of barging in on the Super Users Club (of Yore)..... <humble apologies around the room>

Too funny!

But you also forgot ShadeDiva's <chortle>s and ROFLLLLLLLLLs and LMAAAOOOOOOOs (inserted every two or three posts), as well as Mistress Kiss's grinsssssssssssssss and gallant slaps on her ten gallon Republican hat.

<sigh> miss them...

(oops, now i've revealed how long i've lurked in the shadows...)
<another round of humble apologies around the room>

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RE: This was taking up to much time. - 7/26/2004 9:41:43 AM   
LadyBeckett


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quote:

ORIGINAL: basiasubrosa

At the risk of barging in on the Super Users Club (of Yore)..... <humble apologies around the room>

Too funny!

But you also forgot ShadeDiva's <chortle>s and ROFLLLLLLLLLs and LMAAAOOOOOOOs (inserted every two or three posts), as well as Mistress Kiss's grinsssssssssssssss and gallant slaps on her ten gallon Republican hat.

<sigh> miss them...

(oops, now i've revealed how long i've lurked in the shadows...)
<another round of humble apologies around the room>


Well now, iwill, what say you about that???

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RE: This was taking up to much time. - 7/26/2004 1:44:10 PM   
iwillserveu


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Status: offline 		basiasubrosa,

Did you post previously under another name? Don't answer that, ever. Whomever you are, welcome back.

Thantosian,

It'd be on the humor board, but I did not know if I thought it was funny because I was tired or what. Sorry you made the long list of people not included. Nothing personal. You, LadyBeckett (Oh Mah, There is no space between Lady and Beckett. [put down that paddle, M'Lady, please? I was only jokin... ow, ow])

We are experiencing technical difficulties with this post. Thank you for your patients, Doc.

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When the Lady smiles i can't resist her call. As a matter of fact, i don't resist at all. Well that depends if it is a smile or a grimmace.

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RE: This was taking up to much time. - 7/26/2004 2:07:09 PM   
January


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Status: offline 		secret kisses,

I agree about Shade and Kiss. I miss them, too. And the fact that iwill did not include ANY switches in his parody has me highly concerned. About what, I'm not sure.

January

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RE: This was taking up to much time. - 7/26/2004 2:36:41 PM   
iwillserveu


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quote:

I agree about Shade and Kiss. I miss them, too. And the fact that iwill did not include ANY switches in his parody has me highly concerned. About what, I'm not sure.


I know it was a loke despite January's never using an emoticon. I better addresss that as if it was serious, however.

I rarely go to two non-technical boards. One is "Ask A Master" and the other is "Ask a Switch". Other than meeting them (Masters and Switches) on the "General" board I probably will never know they exist. No offense to Master's or Switches. I'm sure hetero Masters care for submissive males as much as hetero submissive males. (Sorry I'm ignoring the homosexual perspective again.)

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When the Lady smiles i can't resist her call. As a matter of fact, i don't resist at all. Well that depends if it is a smile or a grimmace.

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