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dcnovice -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 12:44:58 PM)
quote: it doesn't sound real when you actually spell like that. I know, but I can't bring myself to misspell deliberately. I gotta give the reader a fighting chance of making it through the sentence!

LadyRainfire -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 12:50:14 PM)
snickers And the slashy speak isn't carried all the way through but that would give us all massive headaches..... Oh wait, I already have one.....

dcnovice -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 12:55:02 PM)
quote: And the slashy speak isn't carried all the way through but that would give us all massive headaches..... I figured once was enough. Plus I don't think there are any other words that warrant it.

Sundowner -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 1:15:52 PM)
Is there scope for you to add a line or two complaining about the lack of, or insulting, mails you're getting? And your disappointment at all the tribute dommes who make up the whole population? Your vanilla partner considers your behaviour cheating. Could you perhaps add at the end that you've now discovered your master has collared someone else, but you don't know whether this is cheating? The terrible - terribly amusing - thing will be when you create the new profile and post this in the serious section and we see the up-their-own-asses posters get going. Please please please give us notice? And a thread link.

NumberSix -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 1:18:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dcnovice quote: it doesn't sound real when you actually spell like that. I know, but I can't bring myself to misspell deliberately. I gotta give the reader a fighting chance of making it through the sentence! You are probably the only one. Ron

dcnovice -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 1:19:37 PM)
quote: Is there scope for you to add a line or two complaining about the lack of, or insulting, mails you're getting? And your disappointment at all the tribute dommes who make up the whole population? I haven't had time to make a profile yet because I've been overwhelmed with "On your knees!" e-mails, but I needed to post and get Y/your advice because I think I may be entering sub frenzy and am thinking about relocating to Nigeria, given that my my vanilla partner (who doesn't understand this side of me and considers it cheating when I pursue this important part of my life, yet who admits to the occasional castration fantasy but won't ever pursue it because he refuses to pay tribute to a D/domme) says I'm too needy for my online master (who lives with his parents and can't chat often because the computer is in their bedroom, and they were totally judgmental when they found the PowerPoint of his cock shots), who is demanding that I figure out if this girl is truly a slave or merely a sub; in the meantime, he's thinking of removing my virtual collar since it won't fit around my fat neck, and he ignores me every time I safeword out when ordered to shave my pubic hair or engage in forced bisexuality, which is a hard limit even though he considers it the ultimate gift of submission and swears I would finally reach subspace if I only tried it.

dcnovice -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 1:21:59 PM)
quote: The terrible - terribly amusing - thing will be when you create the new profile and post this in the serious section and we see the up-their-own-asses posters get going. That is incredibly tempting, though I suspect it would bring me a gold-edged note. quote: You are probably the only one. Years of editing do that to a guy.

softness -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 1:26:03 PM)
if its going to be a twuely bad problem .... you are going to have to remove all punctuation, play around with the grammar, use slashy speak all the way through, also ... you should totally contradict the initial problem in your next post .. and blame the person who replied to you for twisting it

dcnovice -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 1:28:24 PM)
quote: also ... you should totally contradict the initial problem in your next post .. and blame the person who replied to you for twisting it [sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]

Daddysredhead -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 1:28:50 PM)
I'm still laughing at "fat neck"... [sm=insane.gif] but then again, I am, at times, easily amused.

NumberSix -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 1:31:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dcnovice quote: also ... you should totally contradict the initial problem in your next post .. and blame the person who replied to you for twisting it [sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif] I knew I wouldn't get any help here. I am sorry I asked the question. Thakn you to all who were real, the rest of you can go fuck yourselfs, you are not reael. My master loves me. nincompoopshiteaterslave

dcnovice -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 1:31:29 PM)
Just noticed I have a typo in the thread title. Can that count as my nod to poor spelling/grammar/punctuation?

Daddysredhead -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 1:33:51 PM)
If I were really sadistic, DC, I'd fix it for you, and let dear Number 6 call you out on it for not being "twue." [;)]

dcnovice -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 1:35:16 PM)
quote: My master loves me. I don't know how to break this to you, but he doesn't really. He's actually a closeted bisexual hoping to score a threeway with your studly vanilla partner.

NumberSix -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 1:53:29 PM)
My life is in Thumboil here, and you are just makeing fun of me? I come out here and p8ure m,y heart out after only one post and you are not stkicking to the original post, I thought this was all about the lifestyle, but it isn not. OK, have your fun. I'm going to quit fucking and become a lesbeen now because of fuckers like you. Hope you are happy giving yout your long and uniformed opinions to peoples only looking at help. NO MEN! NO MEN! NO MEN! Natasha

dcnovice -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 1:56:19 PM)
Man, I'm glad I read that before picking up my drink! Bravo, Ron!

ServingGirrl -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 1:58:54 PM)
Number Six, i'm not sure if you were only being funny or not, but you make being lesbian sound like some sort of horrible disease. i can assure you - from VERY much personal experience - that it isn't~! No opinion is truly uninformed; the only difference is the answer may not agree with our own information or give us the answer we want. Sometimes that is the price we have to pay for baring our soul in front of strangers on fora like these.

dcnovice -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 2:01:32 PM)
SG --- He was being funny. The whole thread, in fact, is a parody of the melodrama that sometimes erupts on the site. Cheers, DC

NumberSix -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 2:04:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ServingGirrl Number Six, i'm not sure if you were only being funny or not, but you make being lesbian sound like some sort of horrible disease. i can assure you - from VERY much personal experience - that it isn't~! No opinion is truly uninformed; the only difference is the answer may not agree with our own information or give us the answer we want. Sometimes that is the price we have to pay for baring our soul in front of strangers on fora like these. Honey, I am prolly the only truely lesbian man left out here. I shudder to ask.......... But____________ am I the only one?

ServingGirrl -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 2:05:43 PM)
Thanks for the clarification DC. i'm glad to hear it and that will teach me for jumping in during an ongoing conversation. Thankfully i was polite~!

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