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dcnovice -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 4:54:52 PM)

quote:

Hmmm DC... can i be mentioned in the "Ulitmate Collarme Problem?"


Slavelet ---

I hate to say no, but I think I'm gonna keep individual names out of the UCMP so that it's an universal as possible. As it is, I hated having to give the OP a gender as part of third-person speak.

But I did get your addiction request in there! [:)]

Cheers,

DC




N4SDChastity -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 5:01:22 PM)

    You could skirt (pun intended) the gender issue by making them a hermaphrodite, you know[:)]




slavelet -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 5:06:22 PM)

dc,

you did and i feel plenty special!

slavelet




dcnovice -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 5:45:47 PM)

Well, this has been way more fun than the work I should have been doing.




Lumus -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 7:20:46 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: dcnovice

i haevnt had tim to make a profile yeet becuz ive been been spending alot of  time at Bloggers Anonimus e-meetings + im overwhelmed with "On your knees!" emails but i need to a post and get Y/your advice because i thnik i may be entering sub frenzy and am thinknig about relocating to Niggeria given that my vanila partner (who doesnt understand this side of me and thniks it cheating when i persue this important part of my life and admits to the ocasional castrashun fantasy and wont ever pursue it becuz He refuses to pay tribute to a D/dome) says im too needy for my Online Master (who lives with His parnets and cant chat offen becuz the computer is in their bedroom and T/they were totally judgemintal when T/they found the PowerPoint of His cock shots), who is demanding that i figure out if this gurl is truly a no-limmits slave or merely a sub and in the meantime He's thinking of remuving my virtuale colar since it wont fit around my fat neck and He iggies me every time i safeword out when ordered to shave my public hair or engage in forced bisexy which is a hard limit even though He considers it the Ultimate Gift of SUbmision and swears i wuld finaly reach subspaec if i only let Him dominant me in this way.


I told u not 2 post My orders u fak bithc unlees You want Me to maek ur lif a lifing Heel nowe I'm going to let alll the Domes on her use u liek they want it and I want picturs and if u dont do it U ARNT REEL!

Edited to brag:  feer my editting skilz, BEECHES!~




trappedinamuseum -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 7:23:30 PM)

Lumie.

That was not nice.




Lumus -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 7:31:12 PM)

Oh hay0ul yes it wuz!  I helped dc with his grammatical/speeling OCD. [:)]

Can I help it if I have had my helping of experience with this type of drama...? [:D]

*cops a feel*





trappedinamuseum -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 7:33:14 PM)

*snuggles*

What drama?  What have I missed?




Lumus -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 7:36:40 PM)

dc was trying to compile the drama from the forums in general into one big mother of a joke [:D]  I just edited it to create bad spelling, since he couldn't bring himself to do it.

Mind you, the part under the quote was my brainchild.  You can tell...it's still struggling and twisting on the floor...

*snuggles back*





DomMeinCT -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 8:29:31 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: dcnovice

One more try:

I haven't had time to make a profile yet because I've been overwhelmed with "On your knees!" e-mails, but I needed to post and get Y/your advice because I think I may be entering sub frenzy and am thinking about relocating to Nigeria, given that my my vanilla partner (who doesn't understand this side of me and considers it cheating when I pursue this important part of my life, yet who admits to the occasional castration fantasy but won't ever pursue it because he refuses to pay tribute to a D/domme) says I'm too needy for my online master (who lives with his parents and can't chat often because the computer is in their bedroom, and they were totally judgmental when they found the PowerPoint of his cock shots), who is demanding that I figure out if this girl is truly a no-limits slave or merely a sub; in the meantime, he's thinking of removing my virtual collar since it won't fit around my fat neck, and he ignores me every time I safeword out when ordered to shave my pubic hair or engage in forced bisexuality, which is a hard limit even though he considers it the ultimate gift of submission and swears I would finally reach subspace if I only let him dominant me in this way.




How about adding some finger waggling at the end about how you only want (pick one) subs/tops/bottoms/Doms/Dommes/switches to respond to this thread and DON'T BE MEAN TO ME in your responses.




slavelet -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/29/2008 11:27:30 PM)

"iggies"

that made me giggle

slavelet




Sundowner -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/30/2008 2:54:16 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: dcnovice

Well, this has been way more fun than the work I should have been doing.


Going well so far dc but I'm itching to reply to the op.

Could you start a new thread "Practice Posting" and start it with the current version? You could of course call the thread "Spoof Posting - Not Real - For Practice Only - No Serious Replies Please" and we'd still have some ppl posting heated outraged opinions so doesn't much matter what you call it.

But this is what P&RS is for. And for us to be able to reply to your desperate problem and try to help you - or tell you how wrong you are - would be fun.




dcnovice -> RE: The Ulitmate Collarme Problem? (6/30/2008 6:04:52 PM)

quote:

Could you start a new thread "Practice Posting" and start it with the current version? You could of course call the thread "Spoof Posting - Not Real - For Practice Only - No Serious Replies Please" and we'd still have some ppl posting heated outraged opinions so doesn't much matter what you call it.

But this is what P&RS is for. And for us to be able to reply to your desperate problem and try to help you - or tell you how wrong you are - would be fun.


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