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RE: -=I feel like Rip Van Winkle=- - 6/30/2008 9:57:45 AM

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AHA, I knew it!

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RE: -=I feel like Rip Van Winkle=- - 6/30/2008 9:58:54 AM

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ok, i have to ask.... why are people afraid of RS?

I’m just a pussycat… you have nothing to fear. Look into my eyes, let my voice caress you… relax… you are getting sleepy… you will do anything I say

I'm not afraid of you LOL, nor do you scare me. Even if we didn't live 1100 miles apart. What's a little blood between friends? Knives, needles and naughty stuff... OH my!!! *drool*

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RE: -=I feel like Rip Van Winkle=- - 6/30/2008 10:01:00 AM

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must ...not ...look into ...his eyes ...those beautiful blue ...eyes ...damn, i'm so weak and helpless....

*melts again*

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RE: -=I feel like Rip Van Winkle=- - 6/30/2008 10:03:22 AM

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There's a lot of melting goin' on in this area.

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RE: -=I feel like Rip Van Winkle=- - 6/30/2008 10:17:57 AM

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<-not melting..

nope, I aint gonna melt

not gonna happen

he scares me.

Not

me

lt

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RE: -=I feel like Rip Van Winkle=- - 6/30/2008 10:19:38 AM

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All this melting makes me want to ask, "Are you a good witch? Or a bad witch?"

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RE: -=I feel like Rip Van Winkle=- - 6/30/2008 10:21:32 AM

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I know, I know! He puts snakes on his slaves!

Potty. I just searched “snake” and other than the 15 foot python and the Cajun girl with a snake like jaw, I never told the story about stretching out a 3 foot snake and dragging the belly ridges across my slave’s clit until the vibrations made her cum. So how did you know I put snakes on my slaves?

You posted about your slave that passed away and on that post was a link to your blog about her.

**Or I'm just psychic**

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RE: -=I feel like Rip Van Winkle=- - 6/30/2008 10:23:11 AM

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Pst... Pssssst...

Potty... Pssssssssst...

Being psychic is way cooler.

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RE: -=I feel like Rip Van Winkle=- - 6/30/2008 10:25:22 AM

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RE: -=I feel like Rip Van Winkle=- - 6/30/2008 11:40:55 AM

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RS is evil enough to even put spongebob in a cage! Imagine what He would do to you LOL.

*drools*

I am a twue service top. That was SpongeBob’s desire to be in that cage, honest it was.

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Dang RS, you really are a sweetiepie! Lushy will massage all your pains away for ya! (I think I can volunteer for that, right, hun?)

Pimping off lushy now are ya? Hmm… a massage does sound pretty good.

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It's the kind of morning where you need to wake up to a tray of hot waffles and a pretty face.

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You had no one to awaken you with kisses...

Nope, no kisses when I woke up… no pretty girl in a nightgown with nice bewbage like in your profile pics to bring me gently into the world this morning.

But, my ex and her new guy did come by and she lavished me with thank you kisses at noon before they took me out to lunch. They are on the way down to Miami for a girlie magazine photo shoot. After lunch she handed over her keys to a beautiful red 5 speed Cadillac CTS for a couple days while she was gone so I could go car hunting for myself. A few weeks ago, I had taken some nekked photos of her for a booby magazine and she got the gig… yeah!

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after perving your profile, you don't look like Rip.

it's cool you're willing to lend a hand to your ex and new guy. you didn't miss much on Sunday.

I look like Rip today… trust me. I don’t put bad photos in my profile ya’ know.

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OH MY, another one succumbing to RS's charms!

Hi ya bear… I should go take a photo right now. That’ll scare them away.

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he does have dashing ...sparkling ...hypnotic blue eyes

*melts*

What my eyes have today is bags under them from too much sleep.

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I'm not afraid of you LOL, nor do you scare me. Even if we didn't live 1100 miles apart. What's a little blood between friends? Knives, needles and naughty stuff... OH my!!! *drool*

You may not have noticed but there are no recent pictures of SpongeBob. Don’t ask… it was awful and he lives in Ohio now with my other ex.

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must ...not ...look into ...his eyes ...those beautiful blue ...eyes ...damn, i'm so weak and helpless....

*melts again*

Oh noes… a future ex in the making… LOL

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There's a lot of melting goin' on in this area.

It’s the heat baby girl… it’s the heat. Florida is like that, ask Greedy, Cjan, BSB,Tulip, Cherry or any of us.

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

<-not melting..

nope, I aint gonna melt

not gonna happen

he scares me.

Not

me

lt

ing....

“I’m melting… ooooh… I’m melting”. We’re not in Kansas anymore are we? That played in my head like the scene with the flying monkeys in one of my fav movies. From your journal I bet you wish you were in Kansas the other day. “And you want comedy?? You shoulda seen us trying to get a king sized mattress up narrow staircase, and around a corner into the apt.”

I shoved a king sized mattress up a wall and over a balcony while balancing on step ladder the other day… I wonder if we were both moving mattresses at the same time. Small world.

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All this melting makes me want to ask, "Are you a good witch? Or a bad witch?"

I suspect that when she is bad, she is very, very good.

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You posted about your slave that passed away and on that post was a link to your blog about her.

**Or I'm just psychic**

Potty, that was a footnote on bestiality in my story on a remote page link. You actually clicked that remote link, read the story about my slave tamara and the footnotes? …damn, I’m impressed.

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RE: -=I feel like Rip Van Winkle=- - 6/30/2008 11:45:32 AM

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Potty, that was a footnote on bestiality in my story on a remote page link. You actually clicked that remote link, read the story about my slave tamara and the footnotes? …damn, I’m impressed.

I would like ALL to take note that I impressed Mr. Sadist

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RE: -=I feel like Rip Van Winkle=- - 6/30/2008 11:47:19 AM

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You goober, I know it was your line.

I went onto your private site, read through all your stories, looked at all your pictures, your old sub pictures...

My personal favorite is the one female... You shaved her hair, and she was being whipped 76 times?
Her crying face gives me shivers.

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RE: -=I feel like Rip Van Winkle=- - 6/30/2008 11:51:00 AM

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Potty, that was a footnote on bestiality in my story on a remote page link. You actually clicked that remote link, read the story about my slave tamara and the footnotes? …damn, I’m impressed.

I would like ALL to take note that I impressed Mr. Sadist

I have posted a lot of reference links in my brief history here… to have you recall that I put a snake on slave from a footnote from a remote story is impressive. Especially since the footnotes in that story read like the “dirty dozen” from a BDSM check list.

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RE: -=I feel like Rip Van Winkle=- - 6/30/2008 11:53:54 AM

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I would like ALL to take note that I impressed Mr. Sadist

so he is having an off day....happens.

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RE: -=I feel like Rip Van Winkle=- - 6/30/2008 12:00:16 PM

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Potty, that was a footnote on bestiality in my story on a remote page link. You actually clicked that remote link, read the story about my slave tamara and the footnotes? …damn, I’m impressed.

I would like ALL to take note that I impressed Mr. Sadist

I have posted a lot of reference links in my brief history here… to have you recall that I put a snake on slave from a footnote from a remote story is impressive. Especially since the footnotes in that story read like the “dirty dozen” from a BDSM check list.

That part actually scared the HELL out of me! I think I jumped in my seat when I read about the snake.........

The whole story was a beatiful tribute & I'm sorry I didn't thank you for sharing it with us.

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RE: -=I feel like Rip Van Winkle=- - 6/30/2008 12:39:06 PM

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You goober, I know it was your line.

I went onto your private site, read through all your stories, looked at all your pictures, your old sub pictures...

My personal favorite is the one female... You shaved her hair, and she was being whipped 76 times?
Her crying face gives me shivers.

That was slave donna who I had given a crew cut. She was still adjusting to her position as slave and was a bad girl. She ripped the old collar from her neck in defiance. We loved each other and after her fit of anger was over, we worked out recompense. I placed a dog training collar on her in the meantime until she “paid” in public.

In public I announced to the crowd of our friends that scene that was about to occur was not play but punishment. I simply explained, without going into the emotional details, that donna “had broken her old her collar” and she was getting a new one once she paid for her error. I asked her “how many links were in the chain she broke”… she counted twice before she reluctantly said “76”. Those photos are of her getting her slave collar back.

She had been a Top/bottom switch before she became my fulltime slave and was a rather popular whip artist in the northeast. In fact she was/is far better with a whip than I am. So I hired an expert whip master who was a friend. She was told to count off the strokes. Her heart was into paying full recompense to get rid of her training collar and get her slave collar back. She was so good at the whip, she only counted the strokes that cut. The whipping took quite a while and hundreds of lashes fell before she counted 76. She showed a lot heat and the crowd was as impressed as I was. Afterwards people kept coming up to us with praise saying they hadn’t seen a scene like that in years. Some said they missed seeing the beating heart of passion in BDSM and that it was nice to see some old school for a change … some even had a tear in their as they talked about how much heart went into it and the love they could see between us.

The picture of her crying is near the end when she didn’t think she could go on. I held her in my arms for a minute so she could get a quick rest and jingled the new collar in her ear speaking words of inspiration telling her she was a “good girl” and she was almost done. She made through just fine and got her collar. My friend went easy on her even though hundreds of lashes fell. It was only hard on her and she broke down because it was punishment… recompense, not play! She is very masochistic and loves the whip. She had taken other whippings that were more intense than that before.

She is a good girl with a big heart. I wish we had been more compatible. We were talking the other day and started to reminisce... we miss each other very much but neither of us will settle for less than we deserve. She is switch at heart and needs a partner to match… unfortunately, I am Master at heart and need the same quality in a match. The 2 years we shared were hot as hell though and I am glad for our time together as is she.

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RE: -=I feel like Rip Van Winkle=- - 6/30/2008 12:44:10 PM

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I have no idea what to say in response to all of that.

It is almost startling, sometimes, when I read what you have to say, and see so much passion in every line, and in between.

I don't even want to imagine the look that was on your face when she broke the collar.

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RE: -=I feel like Rip Van Winkle=- - 6/30/2008 12:45:51 PM

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RE: -=I feel like Rip Van Winkle=- - 6/30/2008 12:54:15 PM

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*Snerk*

And~ unsure how I managed it, but my post looks and sounds WE-TAH-DEAD.

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RE: -=I feel like Rip Van Winkle=- - 6/30/2008 12:58:07 PM

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? are you replying to me?

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