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RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- - 7/6/2008 10:05:26 PM

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God...I can't get the image out of my mind of RS wearing nothing but an apron (and french manicured nails), whipping himself and saying "Who's your daddy?" Someone PLEASE MAKE IT STOP.

Please?!?!!!!

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RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- - 7/6/2008 10:25:37 PM

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RS, what you are doing is what we all must do to survive and live a civilized life. OK, so you were giving fingernail opinion and advice.So what. You have had experience in the field. If someone asked in the forum about how to build a bridge, I would reply, because I have had experience in the field(and BTW, none of you know anyone who knows how to build a bridge, don't want to do that again).

My advice, get a slave to do those things, and promise her you'll keep her fingernails looking great. Someone here will fall for it...(Cali comes to mind but I'm just saying)
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RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- - 7/6/2008 10:30:00 PM

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Keep it up, Mr. Pillage-and-Plunder. I've seen the pictures of the bodies under your bed.

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RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- - 7/6/2008 10:41:03 PM

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No evidence anymore...the bodies were starting to draw centipedes. LOL
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RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- - 7/6/2008 10:42:04 PM

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RS, I think you're coming dangerously close to wearing panties. *giggles*

I figured since bear’s style is one of the most compatible slave styles for me on these forums, I might as well go ahead jump over the edge and let my square nails rant fly. No panties on me yet though… I’d be a butch bear.

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Bravo!!!!!!

Good gods! someone else how fucking GETS IT!...........

I am so glad my fashion sense is affirmed by my fellow Floridian.

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It's called survival, you will be ok. Many of us Dominants have to do these things………You'll survive and if you don't you can always go into fashion design.

Thank you for that affirmation. I was getting a little concerned about myself. Fashion design… I’d make more money as a decorator right now than at what I am doing… oh yeah, that’s right, I’m not doing anything but testing the pool and my ability to tan everyday (for another 4 weeks).

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Hmmmmmm.........does that mean I can start entertaining thoughts about you being my boy? Just askin for the sake of...well.......would you expect anything else from me? LOL

*goes back to eating my pzza*

You got pizza? Do you cook? Do you do dishes? Do you clean? Do you have nice nails???

Love ya bear!

I was lazy today and ordered pizza for dinner. But yes, I know how to cook , do laundry, wash windows, cut the lawn, basic sewing, bargain shop, yanno all the basic stuff I learned years ago!

edited to add: yes I know how to do dishes, by machine and by hand! My nails are short and clean and do not chew them either.

Bear… just a quick note of sincerity. You have always projected the very things that attract me to a slave. Your style always hits home with the Master in me. I wished we walked in the same worlds sexually. I hope your pizza was good! I ate the last of mine from the other night earlier today.

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ORIGINAL: Griswold
Me too.

I discovered I'm the best I ever had in 1983.

(I've never looked back).

I like that “never looked back” part… think I will try it out.

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
I had my nails done ONCE..

You my dear, will always be hot! Even without a silk wraps and a French manicure!

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus
You will love my nails, RS. Except for the lack of French manicure, which I have always disliked...

I’m good more than the French manicure. It’s just my fav down here for the beach and all. Looks great for open toe sandals.

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You and me both it would seem!!

Wanna' borrow my vacuum?

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ORIGINAL: everhope
a restful sleep for you RSSir....you need one after your busy "slave bitch" day and the prolific writings. a great read after a long day at work.

Thnx baby. I hope this is my last reply fefore bed.

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick
I too, have always hated square nails, and I've always refused them. ..............At the point that she stopped to take a breath I managed to say, "the only thing even more strange would be to get two inch long daggers on my nails with bright orange polish"... and that happened to be what she was getting done at that very moment.

What a hoot, that's a great story. I am glad to see some of you guys don't like the square tips either.

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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance
God...I can't get the image out of my mind of RS wearing nothing but an apron (and french manicured nails), whipping himself and saying "Who's your daddy?" Someone PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. Please?!?!!!!

ouch... that image hurts my brain too. I and I have a very high tolerance to pain. ... except that image.

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ORIGINAL: DDraigeuraid
My advice, get a slave to do those things, and promise her you'll keep her fingernails looking great. Someone here will fall for it...(Cali comes to mind but I'm just saying)
Dragon

Sound advice... getting salon coupons and stacking them in back of cage as bait.

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RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- - 7/7/2008 2:34:31 AM

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Blushy, you need to get a refund. Sounds like bait and switch to me. *nods*

always with the bait and switch! Gosh darn it!

Last time instead of getting a slave bitch.. I just got a bitch

Watch out, Gwynny... next thing you know, you'll be getting switch bait.

*chuckles* I actualy do not mind switches... I kinda like them. As long as they are sub to me mainly. Fuck.. I am gonna need someone to rub my back and feet here tut suite. ~ if things go badly. ( huge possibility after a convo I had tonight with him )

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RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- - 7/7/2008 4:50:18 AM

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Okay, okay, I finally get to say it.

I guess none of us will be taking that cage of yours for a spell. I hope you locked yourself up good and tight last night you self-slave-bitch, you.

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RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- - 7/7/2008 7:01:23 AM

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Okay, THANKS for now offering me the visual of RS in an apron WITHOUT panties. Now I am all *flushed*.

The french manicure on the toes is a NOT! Reminds me of overlong toenails which squick me. (no offense to any readers, It's Just Me). One of the gals at the salon has a REVERSE french on her toes which looks like she has dirt under her toenails... purple dirt, but still. There are some things that not even a hot Vietnamese chick can carry off.

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RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- - 7/7/2008 8:02:17 AM

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Hey, I can’t bitch at anyone for the jokes in a thread I started with a joking attitude… but… the image of this ol’ 250lb gorilla in an apron… it just doesn’t sit well in my mind somehow.

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RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- - 7/7/2008 8:08:02 AM

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*runs to load photoshop onto my computer....*

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RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- - 7/7/2008 8:14:14 AM

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Hey, I can’t bitch at anyone for the jokes in a thread I started with a joking attitude… but… the image of this ol’ 250lb gorilla in an apron… it just doesn’t sit well in my mind somehow.

What if it's a black leather apron? What if it has a catchy phrase on it like "Go Ahead, Make Me Hurt You" or something like that on it? And has lots of pockets to keep the ouchie hurtie things close at hand?

*wanders off to think about sadists in black leather*

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RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- - 7/7/2008 8:17:33 AM

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shup, Pure

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RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- - 7/7/2008 8:20:35 AM

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*runs to load photoshop onto my computer....*

damn... I knew those photos would come back to haunt me.

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RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- - 7/7/2008 8:23:14 AM

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Hey, I can’t bitch at anyone for the jokes in a thread I started with a joking attitude… but… the image of this ol’ 250lb gorilla in an apron… it just doesn’t sit well in my mind somehow.

What if it's a black leather apron? What if it has a catchy phrase on it like "Go Ahead, Make Me Hurt You" or something like that on it? And has lots of pockets to keep the ouchie hurtie things close at hand?

*wanders off to think about sadists in black leather*

Are there many times like this when your absolute cuteness & charm saves you from untold perils and danger?

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RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- - 7/7/2008 8:32:32 AM

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Damnit Pure.

Quit givin' him ideas.

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RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- - 7/7/2008 8:53:47 AM

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lol...like she has to.

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RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- - 7/7/2008 9:12:07 AM

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Hey now, he took something I said and made sure to pocket it for later.

Don't tell me that man won't swipe more ideas. Damn me and spreader bars.

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RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- - 7/7/2008 11:19:47 AM

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Are there many times like this when your absolute cuteness & charm saves you from untold perils and danger?

Fortunately, not very often.

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RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- - 7/7/2008 11:25:32 AM

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I am so not feeling the lubs from Greedy and puppen.

Hmmm.... maybe I should share my lil trick with the binder clips and rulers with our favoritest sadists?

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RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- - 7/7/2008 11:30:57 AM

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Oh, no, no Pure!

I lub you.

Keep giving him ideas. The story I hear tonight promises to be a good one if you keep it up.

*SNERK*

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