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You know it's going to be a bad day when? - 7/17/2008 10:00:38 AM

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What signs in the morning tell you it's
going to be a bad day?

For me it's when I open the curtain and the bird
singing outside my window is a Vulture!

If there is a knock at the door, and I say who is
it? The voice says Undertaker!

That coincides with the Vulture.

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RE: You know it's going to be a bad day when? - 7/17/2008 10:06:38 AM

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When you have to come back in from the pool and start surfing collarme forums because although the Florida sun was shining when you went out, it's freaking raining for the 3rd day in a row.
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When you wake up and loko in the mirror and notice your tan is fading because it's freaking raining for the 3rd day in a row.
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When you lose the after burn in your muscles from a good workout and a swim because it's freaking raining for the 3rd day in a row.
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Did I mention that you know it's going to be a bad day when it's freaking raining for the 3rd day in a row in the morning?

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RE: You know it's going to be a bad day when? - 7/17/2008 10:09:01 AM

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when I wake up and find that there are 3 missed calls on my phone, and theyre all from work.

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RE: You know it's going to be a bad day when? - 7/17/2008 10:10:46 AM

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ResidentSadist, there are so many wonderful things that can be done in the rain. <dg> I would rather have your 3 days of rain than this blasted humidity.

I know I am going to have a bad day when I wake up and see it is 8 am so I jump out of bed, get dressed for work only to arrive at the school to realize it is Saturday. (yes I have done this more than once!)

I know I am going to have a bad day when Phoenix calls at 5:30 am to talk to our son and we end up in a huge fight over something stupid.

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RE: You know it's going to be a bad day when? - 7/17/2008 10:11:03 AM

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Your Dr. calls and asks you when you can come to the office.

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RE: You know it's going to be a bad day when? - 7/17/2008 10:11:59 AM

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you know its a bad day when....you cant wake up.

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RE: You know it's going to be a bad day when? - 7/17/2008 10:13:58 AM

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yikes, pure... *hug*

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RE: You know it's going to be a bad day when? - 7/17/2008 10:16:32 AM

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Open up the paper and find your name in the obits.

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RE: You know it's going to be a bad day when? - 7/17/2008 10:17:16 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: SweetNika
ResidentSadist, there are so many wonderful things that can be done in the rain………

I agree. In fact, sex in the rain by the pool it fucking hot… um… except… well… I’m fresh out of slaves this month and I think the neighbors would call the cops if they saw me jacking off all alone out there in the rain by the pool. But hey, it’s the thought that counts. I love ya’. Hope that humidity lightens up for you soon.

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RE: You know it's going to be a bad day when? - 7/17/2008 10:21:45 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

quote:

ORIGINAL: SweetNika
ResidentSadist, there are so many wonderful things that can be done in the rain………

I agree. In fact, sex in the rain by the pool it fucking hot… um… except… well… I’m fresh out of slaves this month and I think the neighbors would call the cops if they saw me jacking off all alone out there in the rain by the pool. But hey, it’s the thought that counts. I love ya’. Hope that humidity lightens up for you soon.

Hey if your neighbors are watching you jack off or even fuck at the pool why not invite them that way they don't feel left out or have reason to call the cops? -laughs- Sex in the rain is great especially if it is a down poor or is accompanied by thunder and lightening.

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RE: You know it's going to be a bad day when? - 7/17/2008 10:58:14 AM

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When I wake up an hour before my alarm goes off.

Friggin' crap shit.

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RE: You know it's going to be a bad day when? - 7/17/2008 11:17:09 AM

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You wake up and discover the following:
1) you are out of coffee
2) you are out of smokes
3) you are not out of ammunition

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RE: You know it's going to be a bad day when? - 7/17/2008 12:06:36 PM

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when you oversleep the alarm, leap out of bed, shower, throw on your clothes, don't take the time for coffee, fire up the motorcycle & take off down the alley & drop the front wheel in the tire-width 6" deep ditch next to the neighbor's garage.....

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RE: You know it's going to be a bad day when? - 7/17/2008 12:07:28 PM

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Tis a very bad day when you dont wake up cos the alarm isnt working, thusly you have about 7 mins to shower eat brakkie and decide what to wear for work.

Or you are woken ay 6am by a bloody harp/

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RE: You know it's going to be a bad day when? - 7/17/2008 12:07:41 PM

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RE: You know it's going to be a bad day when? - 7/17/2008 12:44:27 PM

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You know it's going to be a bad day when ...

... you wake up at 7 AM, stand up out of bed, and the next thing you remember is that it's 3 PM on some afternoon (you're not sure what day) and you're lying on the floor.

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RE: You know it's going to be a bad day when? - 7/17/2008 12:52:29 PM

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you know it's going to be a bad day when you realize that that amazingly hot woman you brought home from the bar last night is really a mildly attractive friend of you Mothers who also happenes to be related to your Mothers Boss.

This becomes a Bad Week when you find out that she is aware of this fact and makes it clear that ending it would be mutually bad for you and your Mother.

Which becomes a bad 6 months when your Mother loses her Job because you have to stick by your laurels and dump the homely gutter slut anyway.

This story is comeplete bullshit but god would that make for a BAD DAY.

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RE: You know it's going to be a bad day when? - 7/17/2008 1:25:28 PM

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i know it's going to be a bad day when:

1. the band i'm suppose review tonight cancels at the last minute
(which is a good thing, get to see The Dark Knight for the 4th time!)

2. my ex calls to say he'll be late with child support payment.

3. my brain freezes on a column that's due tomorrow by noon

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RE: You know it's going to be a bad day when? - 7/17/2008 3:46:39 PM

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You know it is a bad day when ..... you have a dream that you are going to the toilet ...... and you wake up and the bed is wet!

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RE: You know it's going to be a bad day when? - 7/17/2008 5:32:36 PM

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When you lose a bag at Heathrow Airport, and you weren't even flying! This is what happened to me yesterday.

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