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Worst lines anyone ever sent you. - 8/11/2008 9:27:37 PM

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OK, I'll start off with the standard stereotype:

I am a Real, Natural, True Dominant. No other man on this entire sight is as good as me. You will regret not submitting to me. I demand we use your apartment because my mother, I mean wife, I mean grandson, I really mean room-mate doesn't like it when I have guests. Oh, and no condoms.

RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. - 8/11/2008 9:33:14 PM

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Ohhh...my favorite worst line was a guy who sent a pic of his dick with the words "Bitch, it wont suck itself" in it. lmao

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RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. - 8/11/2008 9:34:31 PM

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This was the worst I ever got:

ohhh, my, I would love to hit that sweet white ass with a cattle prod or tazer....... send you to convulsion heaven... like having an orgasm on steriods.......... sound interesting?????

Needless to say, not interested!

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RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. - 8/11/2008 9:38:56 PM

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Cobbled together from various messages:

UR ownr SUX! i am TEH OWNR 4 U!!! gve me ur # & bra size so i know u are not fake. DOI T NOW!

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RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. - 8/11/2008 10:11:39 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

Ohhh...my favorite worst line was a guy who sent a pic of his dick with the words "Bitch, it wont suck itself" in it. lmao

LMAO!!!!!!! ok, beverage spew.... LOLOL

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RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. - 8/11/2008 11:59:34 PM

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Some guy once sent me something like...

ur no dominate!!1!11 i ca ndomina te circles arond u! ill have u suking my cock in ten minuts!

... sadly, I think his abuse of grammar and syntax was legitimate idiocy.

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RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. - 8/12/2008 12:57:53 PM

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Oh someone sent one to my kitten that said...

I'm sitting here in my office looking at your picture and I have an instant hard on, call me.

and left his number.... I was needless to say not so pleased and let him no in no uncertain terms of my displeasure...

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RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. - 8/12/2008 1:24:04 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: mastervalentine

Some guy once sent me something like...

ur no dominate!!1!11 i ca ndomina te circles arond u! ill have u suking my cock in ten minuts!

... sadly, I think his abuse of grammar and syntax was legitimate idiocy.

Am I the only one who *really* wants to see someone try to dominate circles around someone else? What would that look like?

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RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. - 8/12/2008 1:29:28 PM

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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

quote:

ORIGINAL: mastervalentine

Some guy once sent me something like...

ur no dominate!!1!11 i ca ndomina te circles arond u! ill have u suking my cock in ten minuts!

... sadly, I think his abuse of grammar and syntax was legitimate idiocy.

Am I the only one who *really* wants to see someone try to dominate circles around someone else? What would that look like?

I actually think that is one of those synchronized bdsm olympic events... or perhaps it is something like that rhythmic gymnastics thing (you know the one with the ribbons) with a singletail instead.

I am with ya, it is something I wouldn't mind watching.

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RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. - 8/12/2008 1:34:48 PM

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I had one that said "awwww" Thats it, no other explanation. I even wrote back asking what it was for but no one responded.
Another that said "Drink this" and pictured was about 10 20oz soda bottles filled with yellow fluid.

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RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. - 8/12/2008 1:55:15 PM

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we were gaming and the following occured.

NOOB: " Your hot! Wanna cyber?"
FaTM "Oh dear child. Go out into the real world and hit on something tangible."
NOOB: "lol ur funny. But relly. I think you should be my GF."
FaTM: /ignore

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RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. - 8/12/2008 4:20:40 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: mastervalentine

Some guy once sent me something like...

ur no dominate!!1!11 i ca ndomina te circles arond u! ill have u suking my cock in ten minuts!

... sadly, I think his abuse of grammar and syntax was legitimate idiocy.

Maybe it was in-bred.

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RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. - 8/12/2008 4:30:27 PM

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Maybe it had a hard time typing with one hand while the other one was busy?

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RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. - 8/12/2008 6:29:30 PM

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I think the worst one I ever got was back when I was unowned and looking. someone wrote me and said I wish I owned a slave like you..my response? I'm looking.

The scariest one however was from a Stalker Sadist. It said... I am gpoing to be knocking on your door in a few minutes. I hope your health insurance is paid up and comprehensive as I will break some of your bones.

Needless to say he was met at the door by two large roommates of mine.

poenkitten (who never seems to get the funny ones...sigh)

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RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. - 8/12/2008 8:06:50 PM

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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

quote:

ORIGINAL: mastervalentine

Some guy once sent me something like...

ur no dominate!!1!11 i ca ndomina te circles arond u! ill have u suking my cock in ten minuts!

... sadly, I think his abuse of grammar and syntax was legitimate idiocy.

Am I the only one who *really* wants to see someone try to dominate circles around someone else? What would that look like?

Dominant circles are similar to crop circles. And if the Doms are wielding crops, it IS a crop circle.

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RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. - 8/12/2008 11:03:31 PM

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I have long, auburn hair that is frequently complimented. One jackass however shouted out to me at a Pagan gathering, "Hey red, does the rug match the drapes?" I gave him an icy glare and responded, "Looks like you will never find out now, doesn't it!"

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RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. - 8/13/2008 6:26:04 AM

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"CAM NOW!!"

Sorry you are?

Mmm 69 posts

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RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. - 8/13/2008 6:32:11 AM

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from over the weekend:

i'm a dominate for 2yrs and my style is to dominant in the bedroom. i'm looking for sub or slave ...i'll use mind control to control your mind and then we'll see where our relationship will take us

(this is the short version of a long, bad English usage message. i did reply as long winded as he did and he replied back with i talk too much and that was the first thing he was going to correct)

mindless and doormat slaves i believe are located in aisle 2!

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RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. - 8/13/2008 6:40:42 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

I have long, auburn hair that is frequently complimented. One jackass however shouted out to me at a Pagan gathering, "Hey red, does the rug match the drapes?" I gave him an icy glare and responded, "Looks like you will never find out now, doesn't it!"

Ahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!

Good for him. I would have cried tears and possibly ruptured my spleen laughing at the look on your face. An icy glare??!?? This actually pissed you off? Wow, I love easy targets.

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RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. - 8/13/2008 6:46:21 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

from over the weekend:

i'm a dominate for 2yrs and my style is to dominant in the bedroom. i'm looking for sub or slave ...i'll use mind control to control your mind and then we'll see where our relationship will take us

(this is the short version of a long, bad English usage message. i did reply as long winded as he did and he replied back with i talk too much and that was the first thing he was going to correct)

mindless and doormat slaves i believe are located in aisle 2!

See, now, there are so many badly written sub profiles out there that this fellow must find a soulmate eventually.

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