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Women over 40... - 8/20/2008 10:19:21 AM

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Whoever wrote this: thank you.

"As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!"

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RE: Women over 40... - 8/20/2008 10:21:43 AM

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Woot!

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RE: Women over 40... - 8/20/2008 10:27:00 AM

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Alas.. t'was not a Rooney Minute In Praise of Older Women. But whoever wrote it was spot on! The older I get, the more I love life :)

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RE: Women over 40... - 8/20/2008 10:28:16 AM

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I love it when women are appreciated :-) .

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RE: Women over 40... - 8/20/2008 10:29:36 AM

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Thanks: I'm sending a complaint directly to my mother (who's responsible for sending this to me in the first place) and correcting the initial post. Ta very much!

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RE: Women over 40... - 8/20/2008 10:30:45 AM

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RE: Women over 40... - 8/20/2008 11:24:34 AM

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LOVE IT...

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RE: Women over 40... - 8/20/2008 11:28:22 AM

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Perfect!

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RE: Women over 40... - 8/20/2008 11:48:00 AM

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Amen to kittinSol and I'd like to add > the older the berry, the sweeter the wine ..

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RE: Women over 40... - 8/20/2008 11:49:46 AM

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That was good, right up the last bit of anti-male hate speech. Certainly the redeeming points of the post could have been brought across absent that.

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RE: Women over 40... - 8/20/2008 12:04:23 PM

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Hey I may not be able to hit my knees as fast as I used to, and may creak a bit when I get back up (get the crane it'll be faster), heck I may not be as limber as I once was, but, like my sisters age 40 and up..there aint a slave that can take better care of you and love you like we can. We also appreciate those floggers alot more, they do a wonderful job of deep massaging those muscles better than Ben Gay and the endorphins are great for arthritis...

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RE: Women over 40... - 8/20/2008 12:05:39 PM

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I don't know, the tiny little sausage thing was hardly hateful - after all, it's the truth, most of the time. Not all men are hung like elephants, you know - and boy, are we grateful for that :-) .

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RE: Women over 40... - 8/20/2008 12:06:12 PM

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ORIGINAL: UncleNasty

That was good, right up the last bit of anti-male hate speech. Certainly the redeeming points of the post could have been brought across absent that.

Uncle Nasty

Didn't you know women also have a taste for irony and a bazaar sense of humor?

That comment you refer too is payback for all the "cow" comments made about women.

Just suck it up.. we have had to.

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RE: Women over 40... - 8/20/2008 12:09:10 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: UncleNasty

That was good, right up the last bit of anti-male hate speech. Certainly the redeeming points of the post could have been brought across absent that.

Uncle Nasty

Didn't you know women also have a taste for irony and a bazaar sense of humor?

That comment you refer too is payback for all the "cow" comments made about women.

Just suck it up.. we have had to.

i guess he'd would really be pissed if we highlighted"little"

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RE: Women over 40... - 8/20/2008 12:11:00 PM

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i guess he'd would really be pissed if we highlighted"little"

Nanotechnology is where it's at

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RE: Women over 40... - 8/20/2008 12:11:16 PM

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~fast reply~I love all women from 0 to 99 and there are some very HOTTT older ladys here on collarme,I would start a list but afraid I would leave someone out,hell I'll do it any way..first on the list is my baby id mistressdiane smile..Women must ripen like most good fruit, some of the younger ones just hasn't gotten it yet..bounty

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RE: Women over 40... - 8/20/2008 12:13:27 PM

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~fast reply~I love all women from 0 to 99 and there are some very HOTTT older ladys here on collarme,I would start a list but afraid I would leave someone out,hell I'll do it any way..first on the list is my baby id mistressdiane smile..Women must ripen lik most good fruit, some of the younger ones just hasn't gotten it yet..bounty

Bounty..lemme get the list started for you (starting with the most elderly)

1) Potty

carry on.....

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RE: Women over 40... - 8/20/2008 12:15:07 PM

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i guess he'd would really be pissed if we highlighted"little"

Nanotechnology is where it's at .

why do i have a feeling "Nanoweenie" has just become part of my vocabulary???

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RE: Women over 40... - 8/20/2008 12:18:03 PM

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RE: Women over 40... - 8/20/2008 12:22:34 PM

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