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Very bad joke I saw - 9/10/2008 5:52:22 AM

Erragal

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A Sadist, Masochist, Necrophile, Pyromaniac, Homicidal Maniac, and a Zoophile are all sitting on a bench in an asylum and they're very bored. The Zoophile stands up and screams "Lets have SEX with a cat!" then sits back down and looks at the others. The Sadist stands up and yells "Let's torture a cat and THEN have sex with it!" then sits back down and looks at the others. The Homicidal Maniac stands up and bellows "Let's torture, have sex with and KILL a cat!" then sits down and looks at the others. The Necrophile stands up and yells "Let's torture, have sex with, kill and then HAVE SEX AGAIN with a DEAD cat!" then sits down and looks at the others. The Pyromaniac stands up and shrieks "Lets Torture a cat, have sex with it, kill it, fuck it again and then BURN IT!" They sit in silence a while longer. Then they're all looking at the Masochist, and one of them asks "Well, what are we gonna do?" The Masochist turns to them, and simply says "Meow."

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RE: Very bad joke I saw - 9/10/2008 5:54:45 AM

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Umm sorry lol, but...call me strange but...i found it quite funny

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RE: Very bad joke I saw - 9/10/2008 5:58:08 AM

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I guess I must be strange too then, cause I laughed.

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RE: Very bad joke I saw - 9/10/2008 6:09:02 AM

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Hahahaha.

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RE: Very bad joke I saw - 9/10/2008 6:21:55 AM

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hahahhahah, yep I thought it was funny too.
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RE: Very bad joke I saw - 9/10/2008 7:57:00 AM

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It was hilarious.

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RE: Very bad joke I saw - 9/10/2008 8:12:20 AM

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LMAO!!

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RE: Very bad joke I saw - 9/10/2008 9:55:17 AM

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