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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/2/2009 10:34:17 AM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		I have done that lots, usually an impromptu number 2.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/2/2009 10:49:29 AM   
Underumam


Posts: 485
Joined: 12/18/2008
Status: offline 		This is comical thread.  I once had a so-called Domme from someplace in Africa, who wanted me to give her my banks account number for the purpose of transferring money to her business associates here in the states. All that after only a couple emails...lol.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/2/2009 1:37:24 PM   
Elizabeth666


Posts: 288
Joined: 10/14/2009
Status: offline 		This thread was hilarious, unfortunately (Or fortunately, depends on how you want to look at it) I have never recieved anything even slightly like the stuff posted. Most emails are from Doms who can't read profiles. *shrugs*

Holy geez, knowing how to spell would be great :/

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/2/2009 2:01:19 PM   
HorrorGroupie


Posts: 7
Joined: 10/29/2008
Status: offline 		ooooh....I LIKE this thread LOL...although thankfully I seem to have dodged quite a few bullets here.  What I HAVE gotten is a lot of sub males (which I am not opposed to making friends so...) but then they want me to post their number everywhere, describe what I'd do to them, go visit them to DO certain things, and I'm thinking "WOW you so obviously did not read anything about me huh?" Or the couple of times I did chat with some people, one guy wanted me to meet him at his house claiming he couldn't talk on the phone first OR meet in a public place (WOW creepy danger factor) and the other seemed so normal chatting for a couple hours, until he got me on the phone then it was all creepy mysterious voice and "do this bitch" HAHAHA!!!

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/2/2009 2:04:45 PM   
Elizabeth666


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Status: offline 		LOL

All the messages to me have been really polite

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/2/2009 2:24:14 PM   
thaprincess


Posts: 69
Joined: 11/29/2009
Status: offline 		Well I'm not a sub, but I did have a guy email me asking to make a shrine to me and worship me as his Goddess and diety. He also mentioned how he'd pray to me X amount of times a day. Now I'm not a really religious person, but that just didn't rub me the right way.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/3/2009 12:51:02 PM   
petmonkey


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tee hee.


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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/10/2009 8:53:45 AM   
UrMyboi


Posts: 49
Joined: 11/14/2009
Status: offline 		I am laughing so hard...

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/10/2009 9:44:34 AM   
Aanakaris


Posts: 310
Joined: 4/8/2008
Status: offline 		I got a new one the other day.

Out of the blue a young woman emailed me asking me if I would be willing to simulate cooking her and carving her like a turkey. She included what she wanted to be "stuffed" with. It was all very intensely detailed, including wearing little white booties, drawing "carve here" lines, and basting.

That one hit a 9.5 on my weirdometer. She must be a Dolcett fan.


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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/10/2009 9:48:19 AM   
hopelessfool


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Status: offline 		I had a Dom willing to wire me 250,000 dollars, to kill myself by strangulation by the time I was 25 and mail my body to him, for him to do... what he wished...

I would get the money before hand...


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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/10/2009 9:59:16 AM   
Underumam


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quote:

ORIGINAL: hopelessfool

I had a Dom willing to wire me 250,000 dollars, to kill myself by strangulation by the time I was 25 and mail my body to him, for him to do... what he wished...

I would get the money before hand...



This is a very good idea. LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/10/2009 3:12:02 PM   
Sfortzando


Posts: 174
Joined: 1/30/2009
Status: offline 		I got a request from an allegedly female supremesist lesbian Domme who wanted me to come live in a castle in Greece with the rest of her 'menagerie'. The thing was I'd have to learn to submit to her male subs.

Er... 

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/10/2009 4:40:58 PM   
Drifa


Posts: 547
Joined: 7/27/2007
From: Rural Texas
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quote:

ORIGINAL: hopelessfool

I had a Dom willing to wire me 250,000 dollars, to kill myself by strangulation by the time I was 25 and mail my body to him, for him to do... what he wished...

I would get the money before hand...



I would so totally take the 250K. But I'd demand a money order.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/10/2009 6:59:05 PM   
muzz


Posts: 19
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Status: offline 		Strangest one i ever got was from a man from barbados (i think that is right lol) telling me he would pay me $20,000 + expenses if i would fly down there and be tied to his bed while he watched as his father and 9 brothers took turns with me...

yeah... i don't think so

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/12/2009 5:32:50 PM   
wykkidesire2plsU


Posts: 90
Joined: 12/9/2009
Status: offline 		i of course have gotten the blood pressure guy and so many other weird ones hard to remember them all.

Sometimes they are so odd it is hard not to answer back snarky :).

Like i got one yesterday "top looking as i order you who is so pretty to call me; I want you now to do it and feel the warmth and wetness it develops fro you "

(now this was first i had heard from this guy so of course i dont have his number and he says to call now) so i answered back " oohhhhh i love to be ordered so i called you and im sooo wet and ready---- but this old lady answered so i hung up, sorry sir, guess we werent meant to be."

Do you know he emailed back and said, oh i didnt hear it ring.... He has emailed twice more saying what happened pls call again

lol funny

Then this guy emails me today and says "Please me...." His profile says he is 270 pounds but from his pic i would say that is very conservative............i soooooo want to answer back.... ok here is a coupon for a double cheese burger.

i didnt though, but i wanted to lol!

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/12/2009 6:33:08 PM   
LanceHughes


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Status: offline 		NOT a one!  The sub gay men that contact me are uniformly polite, interested and interesting.

I'm campaining for the use of the "report this message" feature.  Not monitored, after a certain (unknown to me) number of reports on the same sender, they are pushed off CM auto-magic-ally.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/12/2009 7:07:18 PM   
GoddessImaginos


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From: A small blue planet near Alpha Centauri
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

I'm campaining for the use of the "report this message" feature.  Not monitored, after a certain (unknown to me) number of reports on the same sender, they are pushed off CM auto-magic-ally.


*LIKES this idea a whole bunch. I second.*

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/13/2009 5:05:42 AM   
choccywoc


Posts: 1919
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Status: offline 		Don't know weather this counts but some years ago i was invited to stay with a Mistress in Florida, in return i had to tile and decorate her Bathroom! (also, i had to submit to a couple of her female pals).

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/13/2009 8:34:04 PM   
MostSynfulSmyle


Posts: 4
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Status: offline 		I had a guy write telling me that he planned to stuff me naked into a suitcase and travel around the world with me in his luggage. He even included a pic to explain how I would fit. Of course, this was before they started charging for checked baggage.
Then there was the devoted family "Dom" who was searching for a slave to serve his mother and his sister as well as himself-somtimes separately, sometimes as part of one big family orgy.
Most recently I got one from a man who wants me to send naked pics of myself with various medical instruments.  Just when I think I've heard it all, along comes the next one. There are some very, very strange peoples in the world.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/13/2009 10:15:21 PM   
lilrabbit


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Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: caelestis

I left this site for a few months, only to return to a message of  a man telling me that I looked underage, 16 tops.  Then insist that I add him on yahoo and turn on my webcam for him because I might look older over cam.  If I didn't do this he was going to report my profile as being underage.  Needless to say, I'm still here.


Haha OMG! I got the same message the other day, and I was just floored... I told him if he really needed to know, he could contact my Dom or the 10 or so other people I know offline who use this site.

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