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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/15/2009 7:17:24 AM

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Good morning little ones. I very much enjoyed reading these wonderful quips. I have received a couple of emails from trany subbies. Nothing against them, but I do prefer a woman or few. I was just not interested in burying some guy in the desert with only his ass sticking up in the air. Other than plant a fake rose in it, I couldn't begin to think of what else I would want to do. I must admit, there does seem to be a total lack of gentlemanship. I do not email girls with all sorts of leud suggestions. I not only remember, but live to treat a lady as such. She may be a subbie, but she does deserve respect. A girl must be treated with proper care and attention. If I am to expect her to give herself entirely over to me, then I must win her love and respect. I am from the old school of White Knight. If you want to ride the roller coaster, you have to be willing to learn patience.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/15/2009 2:21:21 PM

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I have always dreamed of going to see Canada. One thing, and i know it is possible, would be to be flown by amphibian plane somewhere deep in the woods, to some log cabin and living of the land, with a fishing rod and a gun. I think i just found the ideel woman to bring along

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You will have to clean the fish and game he kills and drags back, of course.

House rule made when my son became interested in fishing, You Kill It, You Clean It.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/15/2009 2:27:44 PM

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I just got a message from Mr. Blood Pressure cuff, lol. Block and delete!

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/15/2009 5:57:09 PM

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i got an interest inquiry from someone who's profile said he was 31 and in NY. i replied back thanks for saying hi, but too young and too far away.

He replied back he is moving to atlanta with job in a month.

i answered 31 a bit too young for me but thanked him for reply

He answered back he is really 53 and just hadnt bothered to change profile....

i said.....really, i didnt know CM had been going for 22 years!

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/15/2009 6:09:31 PM

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ORIGINAL: wykkidesire2plsU

i got an interest inquiry from someone who's profile said he was 31 and in NY. i replied back thanks for saying hi, but too young and too far away.

He replied back he is moving to atlanta with job in a month.

i answered 31 a bit too young for me but thanked him for reply

He answered back he is really 53 and just hadnt bothered to change profile....

i said.....really, i didnt know CM had been going for 22 years!

Yeah, someone tried this on me before. When i said he was too young he said he really set up the profile for his brother who was 32 but he was actually 50 and using his brother's profile and hadn't bothered to make his own profile yet...whatever

. Idiot. I had to finally block him because he was beyond persistant, it just made me crazy to always find him online waiting for me. Guy was a nutcase...

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/15/2009 6:24:08 PM

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Good evening!
One Dom wanted me to masturbate with a candle..go figure! And then send him a cam pic of it. I was like Hell NO!!! and cut off communication with him. It was not until afterwards that I sat down and thought "sheesh-was it supposed to be lit or not?" And then laughed myself silly. Laughing helps, good luck!!
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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/16/2009 1:27:29 PM

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Its not that strange as such, but I got an introductory message from a domme a few weeks ago, mostly about her love of musicals and one in particular, the next message was a task, and that task was to buy the soundtrack CD from this particular musical and write a report on it,
I searched the dommes forum posts, there were ony two, one was an old one about the musical.

I fucking hate musicals so it seemed a non-starter. and a bit fishy.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/16/2009 7:09:12 PM

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So far my fave has been the guy who sent me one continuous run on sentence and one part read thus:

"i see from ur pic that ur a thick woman and im cool with that cuz i like thick women but ur gonna have to loose about 20 pounds when u get here. also, ur gonna have to start tannin cuz i dont like women that pale."

Oh wow... He likes me for me and my personality, but he wants me to start "loosing" weight and PAYING FOR SKIN CANCER because I'm too pale? Needless, to say, I had a good laugh out of it!

Anne

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/16/2009 7:10:58 PM

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Good morning little ones.

Who ARE you talking to?

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/17/2009 12:20:17 PM

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ORIGINAL: Mastermunch

Good morning little ones.

Who ARE you talking to?

christ, that looks even creepier in isolation doesnt it?

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/17/2009 12:24:16 PM

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It's pretty creepy in all his posts. And condescending as can be.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/18/2009 5:14:38 PM

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ORIGINAL: KatyLied

The best offer, (I declined) was an expenses paid trip to Denver, standing on the Denver sideline, to watch a Steelers vs. Broncos game. I think I got this invite after the third message.

That would be one of our locals...yeah, we're so proud

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/18/2009 5:18:44 PM

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ORIGINAL: kittengirl8

If I get that message, I'm totally giving directions to the nearest police station.

:)

Tell him you're just getting off work so he doesn't bolt and have him "pick you up" then call and tell the nice officers to expect him.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/18/2009 5:40:50 PM

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Good morning little ones.

Who ARE you talking to?

Come come little one, you know the answer already

My oddest first request was from a Mistress who wanted me to sleep with her pet goat while wearing a pirate outfit. Once used to it, its kinda fun.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/18/2009 6:51:19 PM

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ORIGINAL: wykkidesire2plsU

i of course have gotten the blood pressure guy and so many other weird ones hard to remember them all.

Sometimes they are so odd it is hard not to answer back snarky :).

Like i got one yesterday "top looking as i order you who is so pretty to call me; I want you now to do it and feel the warmth and wetness it develops fro you "

(now this was first i had heard from this guy so of course i dont have his number and he says to call now) so i answered back " oohhhhh i love to be ordered so i called you and im sooo wet and ready---- but this old lady answered so i hung up, sorry sir, guess we werent meant to be."

Do you know he emailed back and said, oh i didnt hear it ring.... He has emailed twice more saying what happened pls call again

lol funny

Then this guy emails me today and says "Please me...." His profile says he is 270 pounds but from his pic i would say that is very conservative............i soooooo want to answer back.... ok here is a coupon for a double cheese burger.

i didnt though, but i wanted to lol!

Burger king currently has a promotion where they send a holiday card and a dollar for one of their double cheese burgers.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/19/2009 4:13:03 AM

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ORIGINAL: Drifa

I just got a message from Mr. Blood Pressure cuff, lol. Block and delete!

I got this one last night. Shoot, you mean I'm not the "only" one? LOL

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/19/2009 4:39:48 AM

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Awhile back, I had gotten a message from someone who wanted me to do the same thing...i just chalked it up to spam...inventive spam, but spam. I wonder if it was the same person...had to be...if i remember they were from the Baltimore area.

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ORIGINAL: numuncular

Its not that strange as such, but I got an introductory message from a domme a few weeks ago, mostly about her love of musicals and one in particular, the next message was a task, and that task was to buy the soundtrack CD from this particular musical and write a report on it,
I searched the dommes forum posts, there were ony two, one was an old one about the musical.

I fucking hate musicals so it seemed a non-starter. and a bit fishy.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/19/2009 8:36:11 AM

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ORIGINAL: stripmymanhood

Awhile back, I had gotten a message from someone who wanted me to do the same thing...i just chalked it up to spam...inventive spam, but spam. I wonder if it was the same person...had to be...if i remember they were from the Baltimore area.

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ORIGINAL: numuncular

Its not that strange as such, but I got an introductory message from a domme a few weeks ago, mostly about her love of musicals and one in particular, the next message was a task, and that task was to buy the soundtrack CD from this particular musical and write a report on it,
I searched the dommes forum posts, there were ony two, one was an old one about the musical.

I fucking hate musicals so it seemed a non-starter. and a bit fishy.

same area yeah ,so most likely same person

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/19/2009 10:09:12 AM

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I have laughed so much reading this thread - I too have gotten many of these requests. But being that I am just fresh out of a long relationship with a Master I am going to pass on them all- hee hee although the vampires did make me think twice but no matter how hard i try I just have to say no the farm animals .... They are cute yes but.....no.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 12/21/2009 7:35:53 AM

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I could be talking to you, but I see you've fled in fear.

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