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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/13/2008 8:41:13 AM

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      Someone wrote and said they wanted to make me pregnant by fucking me continuously for weeks (ha) , and then keep me captive in a tiny cage while my belly grew .   No mention of what would happen with the resultant baby ...   Now mind you - I had a tubal ligation many years ago , aside from the fact that any monthly events have for some time now , ceased completely . Maybe he was thinking immaculate conception ?

     Then there was separate requests for used undies , smelly sneakers ( postage would be provided ) , and a photo showing just my crotch .

     And one exceptional charmer that decided in the very first email , that I needed to be bent over his washing machine (?) , and fucked in the ass - and that he was just the one to do it too !     oooh baby, baby !

     Ah-h , the romance of it all !

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/13/2008 9:17:39 AM

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I wish I were so lucky

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/13/2008 9:20:58 AM

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ORIGINAL: daddysliloneds

'you will never be allowed to eat brocolli again'...

i kid you not!

I actually like broccoli. Make it lima beans, and I'm all his!

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/13/2008 9:42:34 AM

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I would send people my used panties only if they payed me shipping and handling, and bought the panties themselves and payed me the money for using the panties as well. I'd say if they did it I'd make oh maybe say 30 bucks, and all for something I do normally and easily:D

My personal panties are all to cute to be selling. Plus they cost like 6 bucks a piece.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/13/2008 10:15:24 AM

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Geesh...mine seem tame by comparison. Where are all the freaks when you need them? Course when I put up my second pick I did get one from some "dood" who called me a fuck whore, but I figure he thought it was a compliment.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/13/2008 10:40:23 AM

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I always love the ones that don't understand basic spelling and grammar... I get "kneal, cunt" or variations thereof... and of course, the all-caps paragraph-long run-on sentences are always fun.

Other than that, I feel a little left out that no one wants to eat me or fuck me while I'm slowly dying... or even breed me. What, I'm too gross to breed? Sheesh.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/13/2008 11:29:49 AM

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The only one I had was someone in the Netherlands telling me to go to her NOW. When I cooked up a story saying it was illegal for me to leave, she actually offered to smuggle me out.

Then she said she had friends in government, and a boat will pick me up at a certain time.

I really went down to the docks to check if she actually managed it. And of course,

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/13/2008 11:30:53 AM

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Wow - there are aids to allow men to pee in butts? Who knew? I hadn't even thought of that as being a possibility - though it does sound sort of hot.

My education is being advanced on CM.

and i have to say, this particular thread has certainly helped!!!!

Heh...yeah. It was a very pretty stainless steel funnel like thing. I lost the link to the site he gave me. Shhhhh... don't tell anyone, but I kinda thought it was hot too. Too bad the guy wasn't as hot as the thought.

Apologies first; I'm not trying to hijack the thread (I think some of the posts are hilarious, if twisted) but this little goody might be similar to what you were shown.

However, if you want to kick it up a notch...two words: "ass smoothies."

Tasha

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/13/2008 11:33:13 AM

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Wow. I checked out that site, and apparently there's a device that will allow a guy to pee into his OWN butt.....

(Bottom right)

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/13/2008 11:33:54 AM

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ORIGINAL: tasha_tart

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ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

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ORIGINAL: kiwisub12

Wow - there are aids to allow men to pee in butts? Who knew? I hadn't even thought of that as being a possibility - though it does sound sort of hot.

My education is being advanced on CM.

and i have to say, this particular thread has certainly helped!!!!

Heh...yeah. It was a very pretty stainless steel funnel like thing. I lost the link to the site he gave me. Shhhhh... don't tell anyone, but I kinda thought it was hot too. Too bad the guy wasn't as hot as the thought.

Apologies first; I'm not trying to hijack the thread (I think some of the posts are hilarious, if twisted) but this little goody might be similar to what you were shown.

However, if you want to kick it up a notch...two words: "ass smoothies."

Tasha

That looks so... harmless. Who would know it had such a sinister purpose??

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/13/2008 11:35:05 AM

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It's the submales saying that they know I'm their perfect strict Mistress.
Huh, happily collared sub here.

But nothing like what the rest of you get.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/13/2008 11:37:03 AM

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I always get the guys that want to make me into a breeding cow.

Mooooo..... No kids for me, kthx.

Ooo- And the guys that demand more pictures, because otherwise I'm just a fake, and they need to see what I 'really look like, bitch!'

O.o

If you can't tell what I look like, you're a #$% idiot.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/13/2008 12:19:29 PM

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I always get the 40 and 50 yr. old dominants that want to be breastfed. I have much better things to do with my time than relactating and nursing an adult male. I always reply--aren't you old enough to be weaned? To which they always have a screaming tantrum.

Oh well.
Sage.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/13/2008 12:35:56 PM

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I LOVE this thread! Best entertainment I've had in awhile.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/13/2008 1:00:00 PM

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I always get the 40 and 50 yr. old dominants that want to be breastfed. I have much better things to do with my time than relactating and nursing an adult male. I always reply--aren't you old enough to be weaned? To which they always have a screaming tantrum.

Oh well.
Sage.

LOL....your breasts and your avatar are awesome, but you gotta know it's like throwing bait into a pond of starving piranhas....

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/13/2008 1:37:33 PM

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ORIGINAL: zakkan

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ORIGINAL: tasha_tart

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ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

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ORIGINAL: kiwisub12

Wow - there are aids to allow men to pee in butts? Who knew? I hadn't even thought of that as being a possibility - though it does sound sort of hot.

My education is being advanced on CM.

and i have to say, this particular thread has certainly helped!!!!

Heh...yeah. It was a very pretty stainless steel funnel like thing. I lost the link to the site he gave me. Shhhhh... don't tell anyone, but I kinda thought it was hot too. Too bad the guy wasn't as hot as the thought.

Apologies first; I'm not trying to hijack the thread (I think some of the posts are hilarious, if twisted) but this little goody might be similar to what you were shown.

However, if you want to kick it up a notch...two words: "ass smoothies."

Tasha

That looks so... harmless. Who would know it had such a sinister purpose??

That looks mighty interesting too...I googled and found what he linked to me.
http://store.erosboutique.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY&Store_Code=erosbout&Category_Code=medical
It's about 1/4 of the way down. Hershman Anal Scope.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/13/2008 1:49:05 PM

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I have been offered an all expense paid trip to the french Riviera where I would be introduced to the elite Doms of Europe

now tell me there is no catch to that one LOL

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/13/2008 2:34:38 PM

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I always get the 40 and 50 yr. old dominants that want to be breastfed. I have much better things to do with my time than relactating and nursing an adult male. I always reply--aren't you old enough to be weaned? To which they always have a screaming tantrum.

Oh well.
Sage.

LOL....your breasts and your avatar are awesome, but you gotta know it's like throwing bait into a pond of starving piranhas....

Seconding that. I'm not even into girls and I'm going, ooh look at her.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/13/2008 3:13:37 PM

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That looks mighty interesting too...I googled and found what he linked to me.
http://store.erosboutique.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY&Store_Code=erosbout&Category_Code=medical
It's about 1/4 of the way down. Hershman Anal Scope.

OMG....that site seems to have everything a pervert could desire! You know I'm going to surf the whole thing!

Tasha

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/13/2008 3:37:17 PM

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I had a 40 something male dom that wanted me to teach him how to please women. I replied with something rude and blocked him. Yours sounded much more interesting. I wonder if she ever found someone?

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