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Venatrix -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 3:19:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SirDragon68

Remember, your submission is a gift to your Dom/domme. It can be taken back.



True, but if you lose the receipt, all you get is one of those stupid merchandise credits that you'll just wind up losing.  May as well keep the submission and see if you can pass it along to your great-aunt at Christmas.




SoulPiercer -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 3:20:14 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SirDragon68
The first goal of any Dom/domme is to watch out for your safety and health.


That might be YOUR first goal, slick.

My first goal is to get into that ass.

I'm just sayin'.




OsideGirl -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 3:22:39 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SoulPiercer

quote:

ORIGINAL: SirDragon68
The first goal of any Dom/domme is to watch out for your safety and health.


That might be YOUR first goal, slick.

My first goal is to get into that ass.

I'm just sayin'.
<snort> You and Master said the same thing.




beargonewild -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 3:24:05 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Venatrix

quote:

ORIGINAL: SirDragon68

Remember, your submission is a gift to your Dom/domme. It can be taken back.



True, but if you lose the receipt, all you get is one of those stupid merchandise credits that you'll just wind up losing.  May as well keep the submission and see if you can pass it along to your great-aunt at Christmas.


And our warranties are only good for 10 business days.




blacksword404 -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 3:25:17 PM)

She made you do all that? Damn. Thanks for sharing. I'm sure this advise will help somebody.




avinyl -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 3:25:27 PM)

Can I take this guy to my anatomy class? Cos obviously he knows way more about my digestive tract than I do.[8|]




Venatrix -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 3:26:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

quote:

ORIGINAL: Venatrix

quote:

ORIGINAL: SirDragon68

Remember, your submission is a gift to your Dom/domme. It can be taken back.



True, but if you lose the receipt, all you get is one of those stupid merchandise credits that you'll just wind up losing.  May as well keep the submission and see if you can pass it along to your great-aunt at Christmas.


And our warranties are only good for 10 business days.



Yeah, and y'all break down the day after it expires.




beargonewild -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 3:27:10 PM)

We Canucks are a heartier breed so we come with a 5 year extended warranty for only $19.95 more




OsideGirl -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 3:29:18 PM)

Yeah, but on the bargain bin subs....all sales are final.




VampiresLair -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 3:29:28 PM)

But your replacement parts are so hard to find, and the instructions come in French




beargonewild -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 3:31:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

Yeah, but on the bargain bin subs....all sales are final.


quote:

ORIGINAL: VampiresLair

But your replacement parts are so hard to find, and the instructions come in French


Gee thanks, now I have to clean the pop off my monitor and keyboard!




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 3:32:39 PM)

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and the instructions come in French


better than coming in spanish...




smilezz -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 3:33:28 PM)

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Gee thanks, now I have to clean the pop off my monitor and keyboard!


starts faxing paper towels for those 'untimely' messes.......


*grinz*




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 3:33:53 PM)

I feel sorry for the guy first post and all but my dad said you step into shit you'll smell like shit..Lets see if he makes another not so grand entrance..




GreedyTop -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 3:34:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Venatrix

quote:

ORIGINAL: SirDragon68

Remember, your submission is a gift to your Dom/domme. It can be taken back.



True, but if you lose the receipt, all you get is one of those stupid merchandise credits that you'll just wind up losing.  May as well keep the submission and see if you can pass it along to your great-aunt at Christmas.


*SNORTSNICKER*




catize -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 3:36:45 PM)

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ORIGINAL: smilezz

For the love of all things INSANE! Please let me know when you say stuff like this! I now have soda streaming down my screen, my ears are about to pop due to the almost instant like explosion of soda being forced out my nose....and if ANY of that made sense..... you are as sick and twisted as I am. *chucklez*


Happy Saturday...

OOOPS, sorry! [:D]
 




GreedyTop -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 3:36:54 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SoulPiercer

quote:

ORIGINAL: SirDragon68
The first goal of any Dom/domme is to watch out for your safety and health.


That might be YOUR first goal, slick.

My first goal is to get into that ass.

I'm just sayin'.


*melt*




VampiresLair -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 3:37:31 PM)

But faery, I can speak spanish... I grew up in NY.
And sorry, bear, but it had to be said :)




OsideGirl -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 3:37:58 PM)

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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Gee thanks, now I have to clean the pop off my monitor and keyboard!

Oh, you're quite welcome. ;o)




OttersSwim -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 3:38:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl
better than coming in spanish...


Por favor, vuelve.




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