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KatyLied -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 5:32:06 PM)

I think I will start a thread about the "gift of dominance" and how many subs are out to use doms for sex and in order to find sugar daddies.  Will dominants send me "thank you" ego strokes? 




Aylee -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 5:37:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SirDragon68

I would never let my children,pet,sub,slave ever swallow anything that COULD lead to something potentially dangerous.


I am REALLY trying to think of something that could NOT be potentially dangerous. 





VivaciousSub -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 5:39:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SirDragon68

YOu know, it doesnt matter what any of "you" say,rant,bitch,or spew out of your mouth,cause I know what matters is that there is never too much information. And that the people who are trying to ruin my evening have nothing else better to do,and by the way, who gives a shit on how many posts you have done, posts does not equal experience or intelligence.So far I have had 3 emails thanking me on the post and explaining the situations they were in.  My night is happy and done. All I wanted to do was to give a little and want nothing in return, but everyone had to get their 2 cents in.


Oh dear, my heart bleeds peanut butter for you. What's that I hear in the background? The "Woe Is I" Suite in D?




HandSolo -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 5:40:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MercTech

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ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

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and the instructions come in French


better than coming in spanish...



Checking my spanish/english dictionary trying to figure out what coming in Spanish would sound like..

Stefan


¡Arriba, arriba, arriba, ándale, ándale, olé, olé, olé, ándale!




catize -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 5:43:18 PM)

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 That doesn't sound very sexy catize, can you explain to me the interest in playing swallow the goat?  


It is sexy if the goatherd boy is hawt!  




catize -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 5:48:30 PM)

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  And that the people who are trying to ruin my evening have nothing else better to do

This sort of statement always amuses me as the OP had 'nothing better to do' but those who disagree with him should get off the computer! 




RedMagic1 -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 5:48:51 PM)

Correte por papi

"Come for daddy," in Spanish.  Emphasis is on the first syllable, like KOR-e-te.  Roll the r's.  Use of "vuelve" is not correct.

Just wanted to provide an example of a dom giving actual useful BDSM advice on a public forum.  I've already received emails thanking me for it, just before I hit the "OK" button, so my evening is complete.




LookieNoNookie -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 5:54:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SirDragon68
To all subs, you really need to read this and understand this.
1. The first goal of any Dom/domme is to watch out for your safety and health. If they tell you it isnt, walk away.

Lets explore this. (Let's) As parents and adults, we watch our children and pets to make sure they dont swallow things or shit?

(That was a statement, you ended it with a question mark.  Was there a question?)

Why because it can lead to serious medical problems

(Almost a question...not quite).

Then why would a dom/domme make you swallow things and shit

(That was in fact a question, but there was no question mark!  {<---exclamation point}).

Think about it. (Okay...I will....continue please)

Your internal organs are not steel (I did not know this...please tell me what the holy living FUCK was the point of taking all those iron pills then??????...continue please) and cannot process inanimate objects like a goat or a sheep. 

(So what you're saying is...my body is not capable of processing goats and sheep?  Is that it?  Is that because my internal organs are not made of steel?  If my internal organs were made of steel, could I process goats and sheep?)

2. No matter what anyone says, there is no contract in the d's lifestyle that is legally binding under the federal law.

(No shit....well, that's the fucking LAST time I ever let THAT shit slip with a Domme, I'll tell you fucking THAT!!!!)

Slavery is illegal under the law according to the US constitution and the Bill of Rights.  (What if it involves a Norwegian?  Does that change anything?)

There is a fine line b/w bdsm and abuse. It doesnt matter if you are a slave or a sub, you still have the right to say NO at anytime you think you are in a dangereous situation. 

(Okay, so what you're saying is....if my Domme says "Lookie....I'm going to cut your head off with this scythe....hold still please....and feed your bloody stump to the neighbors rotweiller"....I should say "No!!!!!", but if she says "I'm going to spank you, and make you eat 3 day old Frito's" I should say "Yes"?)

Remember, your submission is a gift to your Dom/domme. It can be taken back.

(Thank GAWWWWD you wrote this....I could have been in a lot of trouble).




Venatrix -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 6:00:39 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

(What if it involves a Norwegian?  Does that change anything?)



That depends.  What does this Norwegian look like?




VampiresLair -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 6:02:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: KatyLied

Will dominants send me "thank you" ego strokes? 

I'll send you a heartfelt thank you for saving me from what my common sense couldnt do for me.




mztresn0w -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 6:12:53 PM)

Wow, I spend a few days away from the forum and all most miss all the good laughs.  I almost spewed after some of those. I am glad to see the humor. The wonderful thing about this lifestyle is we are all different. I would say don't post something if you can not handle how people are going to respond.




JessieMe -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 6:15:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SirDragon68

Your internal organs are not steel and cannot process inanimate objects like a goat or a sheep.


Ok... I read through 5 pages of responses and thought they were really on target to the OP except I cannot believe NO ONE caught this statement. I always believed goats and sheep to be ANIMATE objects..I mean come on dude..

If you want to be taken seriously as an "Wise All Knowing Dom"..keep your facts straight! [8D]




Aylee -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 6:19:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: JessieMe

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ORIGINAL: SirDragon68

Your internal organs are not steel and cannot process inanimate objects like a goat or a sheep.


Ok... I read through 5 pages of responses and thought they were really on target to the OP except I cannot believe NO ONE caught this statement. I always believed goats and sheep to be ANIMATE objects..I mean come on dude..

If you want to be taken seriously as an "Wise All Knowing Dom"..keep your facts straight! [8D]


Well, I was assuming that the s-types were only going to swallow sheep and goats and have their systems process them AFTER they were dead.  So. . . at that point, they WOULD be inanimate.

Wow.  If there are D-types out there making s-types swallow LIVE sheep and goats, NO WONDER this guys panties are in a twist. 




ResidentSadist -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 6:20:29 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SirDragon68
........why would a dom/domme make you swallow things and shit. Think about it.Your internal organs are not steel and cannot process inanimate objects like a goat or a sheep.

Is this an anti-scat thread?




IvyMorgan -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 6:21:01 PM)

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ORIGINAL: RedMagic1

Correte por papi

"Come for daddy," in Spanish.  Emphasis is on the first syllable, like KOR-e-te.  Roll the r's.  Use of "vuelve" is not correct.

Just wanted to provide an example of a dom giving actual useful BDSM advice on a public forum.  I've already received emails thanking me for it, just before I hit the "OK" button, so my evening is complete.

Marks day in diary as "Red Letter Day" the day when a d-type said something useful :P

Boy it's fun being snarky at times.




LookieNoNookie -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 6:21:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Venatrix

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

(What if it involves a Norwegian?  Does that change anything?)



That depends.  What does this Norwegian look like?


Quite a bit like Gris.




DiurnalVampire -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 6:23:43 PM)

*blinks*
Until now, I never read it as swallowing the goats and sheep.
BWAHAHAHAHA




IvyMorgan -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 6:23:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

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ORIGINAL: SirDragon68
........why would a dom/domme make you swallow things and shit. Think about it.Your internal organs are not steel and cannot process inanimate objects like a goat or a sheep.

Is this an anti-scat thread?
:( 

Anti scat threads make Ivies sad.




blacksword404 -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 6:23:50 PM)

Nope. We don't need protecting. But the op seems to. Duck next time op.




azropedntied -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 6:24:53 PM)

The title is perfect "Subs  Be Aware" .and now they are very aware of the op- why is it  this person is  speaking to whoever the target reader would be  like a 3 year old ?the op must be the author of the New BDSM guideline rule book ,bummer ,doubt many copies shall sell .




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