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faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 7:56:36 PM)

yikes the pervs are coming in full flight....im a hide behind bear.




subeos -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 8:00:04 PM)

I hope I am correct, but OP says that one user name he tried being was deafanddumbdom! Yeah He wins first prize.[sm=rofl.gif]
slave eos




JerryFrankster -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 8:02:42 PM)

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ORIGINAL: JessieMe

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ORIGINAL: JerryFrankster

Do not, however, attempt to swallow a horse. That would probably kill you.



OMG.. I LOVE that story...I have to read it to my class sometimes..LOL


Hehe. I was afraid nobody would get that one.




kidwithknife -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 8:11:23 PM)

Actually , I think the OP has a valid point.

One sub of my acquaintance was made to eat plutonium.

Since then, her life has been turned upside down.  Instead of having a normal D/S relationship, she feels obliged to use her powers to fight for truth and justice.







Usako -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 8:13:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: kidwithknife

Actually , I think the OP has a valid point.

One sub of my acquaintance was made to eat plutonium.

Since then, her life has been turned upside down.  Instead of having a normal D/S relationship, she feels obliged to use her powers to fight for truth and justice.


Super Sub? [8|]




HornyToadsMI -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 8:14:11 PM)

Otter - that is sweet of you.  Me thinks the crusty fossils forget how it can be to be a newbie.
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ORIGINAL: OttersSwim

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ORIGINAL: VampiresLair
Otter is now the official snark-free welcoming committee


I knew the poor guy was just gonna get beat to death...just a little damage control...


To to OP - your intentions are good, but there is no "one true way" in BDSM.  Lurk some more around, read, and then enlightenment will hopefully tell you (as it did me after getting my head bit off, chewed up, and shit down my throat a few times....) that there are many facets - like a diamond.  The concept is a vast as space.  :) 




apiercedkitty -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 8:19:13 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

did you expect us to read and not reply back?

surely you knew we would respond to your original post - after all this is a public forum

welcome to the jungle


Oh he expected replies... just none that didn't say, "Oh thank you great one for your timely and invaluable views on the world!!!" With all the appropriate bowing and such [sm=bowdown.gif]




HornyToadsMI -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 8:20:26 PM)

Can I be a perv too??????  Love your pics!
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ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

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ORIGINAL: azropedntied

I was Shocked that CM allows you to show your  pussy like that on your profile ,must be an arraignment with the Canadian gov.Nice pics  faery [;)]

"now watch people rush in to perv "



thats because its a non provocative and non sexual manner.





awakenednj -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 8:20:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire

Its like the tag on the hair dryer... no one who is potentially going to electrocute themselves in the shower ever looked at the tag and had an epiphany "HOLY SHIT I cant get that wet!"



OOO. I love the idiot instructions!
Q-tips: Stop when you meet with resistance.
On a new Iron: Remove clothes from person before using this product.


And JerryFrankster - You made me laugh so hard my cheeks hurt.. But the horse will only *probably* kill me right?




apiercedkitty -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 8:30:37 PM)

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ORIGINAL: awakenednj

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ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire

Its like the tag on the hair dryer... no one who is potentially going to electrocute themselves in the shower ever looked at the tag and had an epiphany "HOLY SHIT I cant get that wet!"



OOO. I love the idiot instructions!
Q-tips: Stop when you meet with resistance.
On a new Iron: Remove clothes from person before using this product.


And JerryFrankster - You made me laugh so hard my cheeks hurt.. But the horse will only *probably* kill me right?


i like the warning on Ben Gay: Not to be taken internally.   REALLY?!?




JerryFrankster -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 8:35:30 PM)

Well, so far we only have data on the effects of horse swallowing on old ladies, thus the results are inconclusive. Until we have a more thorough study with better controls, it's probably best to refrain from this practice.




Lynnxz -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 8:36:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SirDragon68

YOu know, it doesnt matter what any of "you" say,rant,bitch,or spew out of your mouth,cause I know what matters is that there is never too much information. And that the people who are trying to ruin my evening have nothing else better to do,and by the way, who gives a shit on how many posts you have done, posts does not equal experience or intelligence.So far I have had 3 emails thanking me on the post and explaining the situations they were in.  My night is happy and done. All I wanted to do was to give a little and want nothing in return, but everyone had to get their 2 cents in.


You know, even when I was a brand new subbie, I never tried to swallow the livestock.

Maybe you should invest in a better set of friends if yours can't help but run around and be idiots.


*Chases after faery with slot A*




SoulPiercer -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 8:38:01 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse
E2, that is a lovely new photo!!!


Yes E2 .. that is s smokin hot new photo..

So .. you up for a little Swallow the Goat? I'm buying!




DiurnalVampire -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 8:39:49 PM)

Im really AFRAID that swallow the goat is going to become a new widely used euphamism on the forums, up there with YKINMK and such.






DiurnalVampire -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 8:41:11 PM)

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ORIGINAL: apiercedkitty

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ORIGINAL: awakenednj

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ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire

Its like the tag on the hair dryer... no one who is potentially going to electrocute themselves in the shower ever looked at the tag and had an epiphany "HOLY SHIT I cant get that wet!"



OOO. I love the idiot instructions!
Q-tips: Stop when you meet with resistance.
On a new Iron: Remove clothes from person before using this product.


And JerryFrankster - You made me laugh so hard my cheeks hurt.. But the horse will only *probably* kill me right?


i like the warning on Ben Gay: Not to be taken internally.   REALLY?!?

What about christmas lights that are for indoor or outdoor use only... as opposed to?
internal?




Lynnxz -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 8:41:52 PM)

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What about christmas lights that are for indoor or outdoor use only... as opposed to?
internal?


Yes! all twinkle colon... how festive!




Surata -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 8:48:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: HandSolo

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ORIGINAL: MercTech

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ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

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and the instructions come in French


better than coming in spanish...



Checking my spanish/english dictionary trying to figure out what coming in Spanish would sound like..

Stefan


¡Arriba, arriba, arriba, ándale, ándale, olé, olé, olé, ándale!



Nah, it would be more like

Ah mi dios usted mancha a mujerzuela pequeña que usted quiere chupar que monta profundo en su alcantarilla pequeña desagradable hace no usted una niña tan sucia usted es fapfapfapfapfap ahora engulle mi meatstick como un gorkgorkgorkgork pequeño malo de pornstar que tengo un gato muerto en mi mmmmmm de shlockshlockshlock de pantalones




TreasureKY -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 8:55:16 PM)



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ORIGINAL: JerryFrankster

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ORIGINAL: JessieMe

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ORIGINAL: JerryFrankster

Do not, however, attempt to swallow a horse. That would probably kill you.



OMG.. I LOVE that story...I have to read it to my class sometimes..LOL


Hehe. I was afraid nobody would get that one.



lol... Some of us are old enough to remember the song.  Thanks for the chuckle.  [;)]




E2Sweet -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 8:57:46 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SoulPiercer

...So .. you up for a little Swallow the Goat? I'm buying!


Can I get that with fries, or how about a baked potato?...[:)]

In my 30+ years I can say I've had to swallow my pride, and have even swallowed my foot a few times, but I can't say I've ever tried to swallow a goat...




susie -> RE: Subs Be Aware (9/13/2008 8:58:45 PM)

Ummm does this all mean that I have to stop eating curried goat? How will I manage?




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