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MadameMarque -> RE: Strangest Sexual Experience (10/12/2008 3:53:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: spinninsweetness I once had sex when I wasnt tied up. True story. [sm=whoa.gif] Some things are best left to the imagination.

Manawyddan -> RE: Strangest Sexual Experience (10/12/2008 5:17:26 AM)
I was 32, and making out with this hot woman I met at a party. She made some comment about her daughter doing this, that, and the other. "How old's your daughter?" "25." Oh ... Okay, not high on the weirdness level overall, but it caught me by surprise.

DesFIP -> RE: Strangest Sexual Experience (10/12/2008 9:30:42 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Manawyddan I was 32, and making out with this hot woman I met at a party. She made some comment about her daughter doing this, that, and the other. "How old's your daughter?" "25." Oh ... Okay, not high on the weirdness level overall, but it caught me by surprise. Please let it be a step. Don't even want to think about anything else.

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Strangest Sexual Experience (10/12/2008 2:18:22 PM)
Several years ago when I lived in Southern California, my ex-boyfriend and I had just left a party and were driving along a narrow, winding road in the Hollywood Hills. I was giving him a blowjob as he drove. Suddenly I heard a crash. He had collided with another car. Fortunately, it was very dark and the other driver didn't notice when I suddently sat upright and he zipped up. It turned out that this other driver was a local female radio personality and the accident occurred right in front of her house. She was very nice and invited us inside to exchange insurance information. I don't remember who was declared to be at fault, but his car got fixed quickly and it wasn't a big deal. Another time, a different ex-boyfriend and I were skinny dipping on a camping trip and one thing led to another. We were going at it and I happened to tilt my head back and saw about six people on horseback who had been watching for God knows how long. I disengaged myself, sat up, smiled, and waved. As soon as the action stopped, they took off. However, about a half hour later, another group came by on horseback. The first group probably told them about us and they thought we might be going at it again. However, the first time had put me out of the mood entirely. We were just sitting there in our swimsuits in the stream chatting when the second group came by. Lady Topaz

Manawyddan -> RE: Strangest Sexual Experience (10/19/2008 5:32:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DesFIP Please let it be a step. Don't even want to think about anything else. It took me a while to interpret this. You meant "step daughter." No, I believe not. The woman was, erm, extremely well-preserved. Fortunately or unfortunately, I was just passing through town. Just as well ... it did make me want to look up her daughter though! Damn.

christine1 -> RE: Strangest Sexual Experience (10/19/2008 5:43:50 AM)
has there been any mention of a box of stuffing and a turkey baster yet?[;)]

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Strangest Sexual Experience (10/19/2008 6:23:29 AM)
Well, being caned while practically hemorrageing( period with a very large flow) in a hotel room with thin walls, security knocking on the door because we (I) were too loud, the banging on the wall every time we went at it(walls so flimsy you could hear people in the next room sneeze), and leaving the room looking like a bloody crime scene. that wasnt a scene I ever cared to repeat.

sunshinemiss -> RE: Strangest Sexual Experience (10/19/2008 7:27:19 AM)
dang lushy, it's 6:30 in the morning and you are writing that stuff? I think you must be drinking a Bloody Mary and it went to your head. Weirdest? Hmmm... I don't do weird... nope. Does making happy in a coffin (with a living person) count as weird? I thought it was cool, but other people seem to get the heeby jeebies from it. *sigh....

sirsholly -> RE: Strangest Sexual Experience (10/19/2008 7:46:59 AM)
I was getting down and dirty with a Dom i was dating....looked at him and thought "Bleeeeech...what was i thinking?" All action stopped right then and there and i haven't seen him since.

Darias -> RE: Strangest Sexual Experience (10/19/2008 8:03:15 AM)
gaveyards coffins abandoned churches (with living people ) during my gothy days oh so long ago and yes i know im going to hell

sunshinemiss -> RE: Strangest Sexual Experience (10/19/2008 8:09:48 AM)
hey there darias. I once wrote a piece for a book about all the bdsm in christianity. When the book came out my girlfriend of the time read it and said, "you're going to hell" Great compliment. heh

Darias -> RE: Strangest Sexual Experience (10/19/2008 8:11:47 AM)
I`ve looked at some of the deeply christian people in this world the ones who life right by god and decided id far rather be in hell anyway... it you gotta spend eternity someplace atleast make sure you have good company

Gwynvyd -> RE: Strangest Sexual Experience (10/19/2008 9:11:34 AM)
Hmm I guess one of the strangest things was having sex in a tree above the heads of my friends at an SCA event. That was back in my drinking days.. I turned in the nice gentleman into the care of his buddies at his cabin, and went and shagged a girl friend of mine on a picknic table. Ahh the days of public sex, and drunkenness is far behind me.. and the SCA now in my area. No more skinny dipping and playing Marco pollo with about 50 guys and gals. No more naked swan dives off of the high dive into the lake. No more splashing through city hall's fountains naked with friends 1 block from the cop shop. Gwyn, Just good ol stable boring Gwyn now comparitively.

Darias -> RE: Strangest Sexual Experience (10/19/2008 9:15:25 AM)
booooooooooooo bring back the old Gwyn :P Grins

Gwynvyd -> RE: Strangest Sexual Experience (10/19/2008 9:24:38 AM)
chuckles neah.. I am a responsible adult now.. I just keep it behind closed doors.. grins Besides I no longer have the body that was a shame to cover up with clothes any more. sighs Gwyn

Darias -> RE: Strangest Sexual Experience (10/19/2008 9:36:05 AM)
responsible adults are over rated... be irresponsible and immature.... the few nights in jail are worth it :P this is gonna sound corny Gwyn but with a smile like that .... its always gonna be a shame to cover the rest of you up

Darias -> RE: Strangest Sexual Experience (10/19/2008 6:58:40 PM)
flicking through emails i thought of a good one... one of my first proper GF`s not the holding hands and shagging in the back seat kind from highschool in college invited me over one night to watch rocky horror ... which of course seeing as shes obsessed with frankenfurter got her slightly hot n bothered.... 5 minutes and a flurry of clothes later ... well you can imagine the details.... a few minutes into our post timewarp romp her cell rings... rather than climbing off or (my choice) ignoring it she continues to wriggle away while she reaches for the phone....answers it and to my shock says oh hi mom !!! 15 minutes later shes got me pinned wriggling away somehow managing to keep me from shrinking into eternity while she fills her mom in on her past week of classes suffice to say for the 3 months we were together after that her cellphone battery was in my jeans pocket when i visited

MadAxeman -> RE: Strangest Sexual Experience (10/19/2008 7:39:15 PM)
*Your mum or her mum?*

Darias -> RE: Strangest Sexual Experience (10/19/2008 7:40:27 PM)
quote: Posts: 1026 Joined: 1/17/2006 From: midlands ireland Status: online gaveyards coffins abandoned churches (with living people ) during my gothy days oh so long ago and yes i know im going to hell _____________________________ You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that. If something i say seems insulting but doesnt have the words Bloody muppet in it. then it was a joke quote: ORIGINAL: MadAxeman *Your mum or her mum?* her mum her talking to my mum would have been just weird plus at the time i was in college in the uk so my mum would have been long distance

MadAxeman -> RE: Strangest Sexual Experience (10/19/2008 7:43:48 PM)
*I thought weird was where we're at.*

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