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Darias -> RE: Strangest Sexual Experience (10/19/2008 7:46:08 PM)
theres weird and then theres WEIRD

Cuffkinks -> RE: Strangest Sexual Experience (10/19/2008 8:09:50 PM)
Let's see... At age 17, fucking the 25 year old sister of the drummer I was in a band with while he was asleep in the next bed. Having that same girl jerk Me off as we walked on the boardwalk wrapped in a blanket together at the local beach because I couldn't get My hard cock back in My shorts after fooling around under the boardwalk. After pulling off a well planned out and perfectly executed kidnap/rape scenario in the mirror room of the good old Kew Motor Inn (Queens, NY) seeing the reflection of a peeping tom in the window. Then ripping the curtains open only to have him look Me square in the eye and smile at Me before taking off. To this day I don't know how much of the scenario he saw and who he wanted more...Me, or the girl I was with at the time. Coming off stage from My first gig with My brand new band back in 88' and having the bass player's girlfriend follow Me into the dressing room and offer to suck My cock right then and there. (Only semi-sexual because I turned her down, but definitely a strange experience.) Just a few off the top of My head.

girlygurl -> RE: Strangest Sexual Experience (10/19/2008 9:17:10 PM)
I won't get into details as it's too embarrassing, but..... I was alone, I hurt myself while playing, starting bleeding in a really bad way, AND ended up having my first ride in an ambulance. Had a long stay in the emergency room where I had to explain to strangers how I hurt myself! Several stitches later I can laugh about it, but oh the horror!!!! girly

lemmebeYourMine -> RE: Strangest Sexual Experience (10/19/2008 9:36:20 PM)
Lol, not sexual experience, but strange happening. Someone I was with after breaking up with me, was overheard (via me) telling his new gf, that he liked kinky sex, but sometimes it was nice to just have plain vanilla sex. When firstly we weren't really having sex anymore, his choice not mine; and then the sex we'd been having had very little of any sort of kink to it (an occasional tie me down session). So that was a wtf, moment for me, that I will never forget. P.S. Oh hey I just got my handcuffs... now if only someone'd use them on me. :-D Lol.

Gwynvyd -> RE: Strangest Sexual Experience (10/19/2008 9:45:11 PM)
awww arent you a darlin dear? come here you great man.. hugs Gwyn

Gwynvyd -> RE: Strangest Sexual Experience (10/19/2008 9:50:38 PM)
too funny! reminds me of a time we house sat for my now ex fiancee's parents. we were hot n heavy on the couch.. he was dining at the um.. Y... and my cell phone rang it was his ex fiancee and my friend. ( he dumped her to date me) well I picked up the phone because she almost never called and he just continued. I couldnt help it and ended up screaming things when I was on the phone.. includding his name. Thankfuly she understood.. and remembered his mad skills. There was a bit of oddness the next time we all went out to eat.. but then that was my life at the time.. much oddness. She had gotten quite into hearing him make me cum which in it's own way was sort of sexy.. I had concidered dating her for a spell myself. Gwyn

Gwynvyd -> RE: Strangest Sexual Experience (10/19/2008 9:58:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: girlygurl I won't get into details as it's too embarrassing, but..... I was alone, I hurt myself while playing, starting bleeding in a really bad way, AND ended up having my first ride in an ambulance. Had a long stay in the emergency room where I had to explain to strangers how I hurt myself! Several stitches later I can laugh about it, but oh the horror!!!! girly you all are jogging my memory. I found out the hard way that crystal balls, and intercourse do not mix. they have tiny fizures on their surface.. and if inserted into the vagina.. esp if some vigorus sex is involved will slice you to ribbons. I ended up getting up to go potty, and I had blood literialy pouring down my legs. I stood in the shower while he gathered my clothes and tea towels ( we were house sitting his parents place- different guy.. my son's father actualy) so I could pack them in.. and stop some of the bleeding. I had left bloody foot prints every where. A quick trip to the er.. where a Doc with one hell of a sense of humor and who was smart enough to put inside out baby diapers on his golf shoes so I wouldnt bleed on them.. stiched me up on the inside. His joke of "Oh shit... I think i just tied my finger into the knot here.... how much do you like golf?" totaly threw me off.. mind you laughing while some one has thread and needle inside your whooha is always a bad idea. Gwyn

Loric -> RE: Strangest Sexual Experience (10/19/2008 10:34:46 PM)
was with an ex of Mine and we were in the middle of some rather hot and heavy sex, and she started screaming Daddy...up to that point, while I was aware of Daddy Doms I hadn't ever considered Myself one but that was rather hot, and I ended up discovering something new about Myself...oh, and gwyn darlin, an intelligent girl with a killer smile is far better in My humble opinion than a girl with no brains and a great rack...but you don't have the problem of being unintelligent...chuckles softly

yourdarkdesire -> RE: Strangest Sexual Experience (10/19/2008 10:45:44 PM)
hmm ... does sex on a swing in a school playground (after dark) count?

ericpup -> RE: Strangest Sexual Experience (10/19/2008 10:59:15 PM)
My "going straight to hell" sexual moment has to be sex in a catholic church confessional. I did, however, lose my virginity while the girl's mom was in the same room, blissfully unaware.

BitchGoddessD -> RE: Strangest Sexual Experience (10/19/2008 11:04:17 PM)
My girlfriend, myself, and a male friend heavy into a threesome in front window of local club on fetish nite. Multiple onlookers from bar patrons and group walking by outside. One of the guys outside came running in to tell us that we had made his vacation. lol

softandshy -> RE: Strangest Sexual Experience (10/20/2008 9:40:14 AM)
Mom walking up to her car after having left her 16 year old daughter waiting for her while she ran into the grocery store only to find her (me) masturbating in the front passenger seat. Yeah. She wasn't thrilled. Edited to add: Neither of us was thrilled, really.

softandshy -> RE: Strangest Sexual Experience (10/20/2008 12:27:55 PM)
This one's plenty strange but not too personal. i worked as a manager for an arts and crafts store for a while, and one day an employee came up to me and told me in a very constricted voice to go look in the yarn section. i did, and there, between the wall of crochet hooks and the first tiers of yarn was a woman with her knickers around her knees and her fingers, uhm, busy. i must have approached quite quietly because she didn't notice me while i stood there trying to think of what to say. Finally, i settled on asking her, "Did you find everything you need?" ~weg~ i think her pants were up before she had both hands free. This one wasn't strictly sexual, i kind of think he was airing himself out, but we did also have a man walk into the same store buck naked once and attempt to do some shopping.

Gwynvyd -> RE: Strangest Sexual Experience (10/22/2008 5:43:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Loric was with an ex of Mine and we were in the middle of some rather hot and heavy sex, and she started screaming Daddy...up to that point, while I was aware of Daddy Doms I hadn't ever considered Myself one but that was rather hot, and I ended up discovering something new about Myself...oh, and gwyn darlin, an intelligent girl with a killer smile is far better in My humble opinion than a girl with no brains and a great rack...but you don't have the problem of being unintelligent...chuckles softly chuckles thank you! Plus I have the benifit of having a great rack on top of all of it. LOL Gwyn

Gwynvyd -> RE: Strangest Sexual Experience (10/22/2008 5:48:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: softandshy Mom walking up to her car after having left her 16 year old daughter waiting for her while she ran into the grocery store only to find her (me) masturbating in the front passenger seat. Yeah. She wasn't thrilled. Edited to add: Neither of us was thrilled, really. ahh that explains a lot! we are so going to get you over that aversion. Gwyn

Gwynvyd -> RE: Strangest Sexual Experience (10/22/2008 5:49:23 PM)
wow.. alright for the odd workplace stuff. chuckles Gwyn

BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Strangest Sexual Experience (10/22/2008 7:46:05 PM)
My ex fiance and I were visiting his parents. One morning, while we were having sex (spooning under the covers) his mom just waltzes right in. She sits down on the bed and starts to chat with us while he was still inside me.. He doesn't move at all, not even to take it out! It was definitely weird!

beargonewild -> RE: Strangest Sexual Experience (10/22/2008 8:50:54 PM)
When Sir and I were just started dating and we went out of town to visit his sister during the summer time and we stayed in her fifth wheel camper. Later that night we were started getting quite hot and heavy in the bed that's at the front and I was on my back with my feet pressed against the ceiling. Things were going along good when I began looking and around to which he asked, "what?" I then replied between laughs, "Hmmm...I wonder if this makes me trailer trash?"

GreedyTop -> RE: Strangest Sexual Experience (10/22/2008 9:57:41 PM)
BSB....that would just freak me out....

BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Strangest Sexual Experience (10/22/2008 10:04:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop BSB....that would just freak me out.... omg, it totally did! and we were just like...frozen... LOL

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