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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 7/14/2009 3:54:02 AM   
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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 7/14/2009 4:18:33 AM   
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Status: offline 		what made my eyes rolls is that trying to apple for dental help was told that $1011 disqualifies me because I make to much...what the fuck....they see the poverty level at lieke 700 or there about. and dont count expenses.  Doesnt matter that one cant live on my imcome, so any extra or charity helo it out the door.  Im just totally disgusted in the way the goverment could care less about those on ssdi and have no resource to some care being inbetween being riich earnin 1100k and being oer 65.

So I sit here  with a raging toothache with with the pain which iburbrofin hardly makeing a dent and there isnt a damn thing I can do.   I hate govt services. 

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 7/14/2009 4:46:43 AM   
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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 7/14/2009 5:51:35 AM   
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quote:

So I sit here with a raging toothache with with the pain which iburbrofin hardly makeing a dent and there isnt a damn thing I can do.
open up a  Lipton tea bag (or whatever brand of regular tea you have). Add Marjoram (an herb, sold in the spice section) and seep it in hot water for a few moments. Lay the tea bag on the tooth.

So sorry you are going through this (((((hug)))))

ETA...and please...do not take Ibuprofen on an empty stomach!!!


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 7/14/2009 6:04:41 AM   
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Status: offline 		check the yellow pages for dental schools.  they can offer the same services at greatly reduced prices.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 7/14/2009 7:52:25 AM   
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Status: offline 		I know the clove trick and will have to try that if I can get my mouth open wide enough, its got my jaw pretty locked down.

pure dental schools are how I got my daughter braces ages ago.  They have changed over the years and I had no luck in nyc with either columbia or nyu.

We tried the public health dept yesterday and not only do I not havev fl id (which is a whole other nightmare) but I make to much on disability, which really isnt that much.                

Im on an antibiotic and take ibuprofin.....managed to ride it through before will ride this one through.


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 7/15/2009 4:56:41 AM   
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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 7/15/2009 4:58:04 AM   
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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 7/15/2009 8:44:32 AM   
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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 7/15/2009 10:59:53 AM   
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Status: offline 		  Cutting my own damn finger in the same place, with the same knife, that I just cut it with a couple of weeks ago..... Doing the same damn thing: dishes.





I think I'm gonna give up on washing dishes.


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 7/15/2009 11:17:12 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Rainfire

  Cutting my own damn finger in the same place, with the same knife, that I just cut it with a couple of weeks ago..... Doing the same damn thing: dishes.





I think I'm gonna give up on washing dishes.

you'll just find some other way of injuring yerself, ya klutz


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 7/15/2009 11:31:44 AM   
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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 7/15/2009 5:18:33 PM   
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Status: offline 		What has made my eyes roll today?  When I came on to CollarMe and glanced at the profile that came up, and the person stated that they like to have their clit stretched three to four feet out with suction cups.  I did not think that clits stretched that much.  I know that MINE doesn't.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 7/15/2009 5:35:34 PM   
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But for a friend  to get pissy about it.......'da fuck???????

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 7/15/2009 6:54:40 PM   
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I responded: It's the Jack, move along buddy
 
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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 7/15/2009 7:40:53 PM   
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Status: offline 		How bout this one, MoGa? A female Dominant wrote to me today offering to be my online Domme. WTF?! She had even opened my whole profile (just didn't bother reading any part of it- especially the first 2 words- "Happily Owned".)

Yikes.


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 7/16/2009 9:38:46 AM   
SavageFaerie


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So my opening profile definetly woke me up this morning.
CM has definetly loosened their strict pic guidelines.
I got a full shot of  a twat and 4 finger anal.

So this Dom notices and writes me saying how glad he was that I got a kick out of humiliation WTF
Then asked if I did the same.



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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 7/17/2009 4:09:49 AM   
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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 7/17/2009 6:14:50 AM   
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Without the earbuds OR power supply.

     

{Here's hoping it makes A) through customs and B) in one working piece..........}


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 7/17/2009 7:30:19 AM   
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all
    the
         way
                down
                         to
                             the
                                  floor
                                          


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