WyldHrt
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What makes my eyes roll at least twice a week: having to explain 2 and 3 day shipping to people. I keep getting taintards who send mail or call saying things like, "My order was sent 3 day on Monday. It is now Wednesday and my order isn't here. Where is my order? I expect a immediate refund on my shipping because my order is late!" Ummmm.... your order in transit, moron. I actually have a copy/paste saved that basically says, "OK. Your order shipped on Monday. If it was overnight it would be delivered Tuesday, right? Now, follow along here.... if it was shipped 2 day it would be delivered when? If you answered Wednesday, you get a gold star. Now, work with me here, if it was shipped 3 day, it would arrive on... yes! That's right! Thursday!" Duh. Okies, the copy/paste is quite a bit more polite, but the idea is still there, lol.
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