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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 8/8/2009 9:26:03 AM

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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

I wrote back asking if I will wear a diamond encrusted collar, eat from a pure platinum bowl and sleep in a gold cage.....*snort*

/tosses Bear a Milk-Bone/

Good enough?

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 8/8/2009 9:37:30 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

I wrote back asking if I will wear a diamond encrusted collar, eat from a pure platinum bowl and sleep in a gold cage.....*snort*

/tosses Bear a Milk-Bone/

Good enough?

Bear,
Do you want caviar or foie gras with your milkbone?

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 8/8/2009 1:16:03 PM

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the profile that popped up with a main photo of a guy whose upper body is darkly tanned, showing him sliding his jeans down a bit... to expose the bear pelt at his crotch.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 8/8/2009 2:30:34 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

the profile that popped up with a main photo of a guy whose upper body is darkly tanned, showing him sliding his jeans down a bit... to expose the bear pelt at his crotch.

Maybe it was a trouser ferret? Or a kitty surprise?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=852fJBCuMEg

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 8/8/2009 2:33:37 PM

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PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 8/10/2009 7:02:36 AM

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I ate at a Soup R Salad yesterday. All the prepared foods have ingredients listed. I happened to notice that the Mustard Potato Salad ingredients did not list mustard.

I mentioned this to the waitress, who treated my bemused comment as a customer complaint. She went over and read it for herself. Then I saw her discussing it with two other employees.

After the discussion, she returned to me and informed me that because mustard WAS listed in the description Mustard Potato Salad, there was no need to list it in the ingredients.

I kid you not.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 8/10/2009 7:13:34 AM

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**Eta, emoticon directed at waitress, NOT DS**

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 8/10/2009 7:50:30 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

I ate at a Soup R Salad yesterday. All the prepared foods have ingredients listed. I happened to notice that the Mustard Potato Salad ingredients did not list mustard.

I mentioned this to the waitress, who treated my bemused comment as a customer complaint. She went over and read it for herself. Then I saw her discussing it with two other employees.

After the discussion, she returned to me and informed me that because mustard WAS listed in the description Mustard Potato Salad, there was no need to list it in the ingredients.

I kid you not.

Wow.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 8/10/2009 8:19:52 AM

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A 5 year old arguing about when a shower technically ends. Does it end when the person is finished drying off or is it finished as soon as the water is turned off, or is it done when you finish applying skin care items? Or when you're dressed?

(I gave up after a few minutes and sent him to his room so I could just finish getting ready for the GDAMMITALL&^%$#^*@# DAY!)

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 8/12/2009 3:23:57 PM

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*sigh*...

Supposedly, i'm a "typical" fake, now. Just because i requested they have a photo...

If they want mine, all they have to do is ask...

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 8/12/2009 3:27:45 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon

*sigh*...

Supposedly, i'm a "typical" fake, now. Just because i requested they have a photo...

If they want mine, all they have to do is ask...

I hear you, dream. Apparently, and this is despite the presence of a dozen photographs of Myself on My CM profile plus a link to another site that tells My freakin' life story and crap, I'm either a fake or a gay male, because I wouldn't give this twit My phone number so he could supposedly verify that I was neither of the above (fake or a gay male). As if.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 8/12/2009 3:35:57 PM

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And my photos clearly show i'm not a gay male, too.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 8/12/2009 7:55:59 PM

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I'm standing at a bus stop yesterday near Trafalgar Square during the rush hour with a few other people. Two buses pull up at the bus stop and then a third pulls up behind them (they have have different route numbers). Those of us waiting on the third bus hesitate to see what is going to happen and as we see the driver open both sets of doors we all move towards the bus to get on it.

As this is happening the first two buses pull away. The driver of the third bus who sees us approaching waits until we're a couple of yards from the doors and then closes the doors and moves slowly towards the bus stop. We all change direction, some bumping into others and walk back in the same direction as the bus level with the doors. The driver continues until the bus is a few yards beyond the bus stop and then stops and opens the doors.

His explanation for such behaviour was so as to let passengers standing at the bus stop have a better chance of seeing the bus.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 8/12/2009 11:49:04 PM

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the email I just got asking me if I had hairy forearms (cause it's a big turn on for him)

ETA:

after pointing out that I am married, he tells me that he coulda said lots of nasty stuff to me but then he wouldnt be any better than me..>WTF? I didnt SAY anything 'nasty' to him.. (actually, I was pretty nice about it).

I referred him to Jonnie.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 8/13/2009 6:17:01 AM

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quote:

I referred him to Jonnie.

Hence a new Poll was born!!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 8/13/2009 6:32:38 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon

And my photos clearly show i'm not a gay male, too.

prove it missy.....i've never seen one, so you gotta be, you just gotta. *snort snort snort*

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 8/14/2009 9:37:47 AM

GreedyTop

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the 'gentle lady' who keeps posting random comments on various threads...

"if youre not business then dont talk to me" for instance..... on the thread about the Bruno movie

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 8/14/2009 9:50:58 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

**Eta, emoticon directed at waitress, NOT DS**

**Eta, emoticon directed at DS, not waitress**

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 8/14/2009 12:45:18 PM

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my neighbor, who admitted to me a little while ago, when I went out to check the mail, that she was the one who called the City Health Inspector with a claim that my "unmowed, overgrown" back yard (read : not manicured to 1/4 inch height, weeded so that nothing but actual Grass is there, and with neatly done raised flower beds that I slave over constantly - instead having a large veggie garden, a rack of curing wood for the chiminea that's on the back deck, 2 storage sheds, and whatever happens to be green is allowed to grow but isn't cut back to the absolute lowest setting on the lawn mower regularly) was the source of the nest of rats she found under her OWN back deck......

but of course, since my lawn doesn't look like something done daily by a professional, that Must be where they came from...... despite the fact that there are none living under My deck, there are no traces of them in My yard, and I have 4 cats who routinely go out and catch what few unfortunate field mice happen to wander this direction from other peoples' yards......

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 8/15/2009 12:41:38 PM

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Receiving a Cmail yesterday from a male slave from Russia, requesting to be " mine" online ( I don't really do males OR online ! ) and requsting persmission to send his pictures . I sent back a reply asking him to state exactly what he was seeking, and granting permission to send pics as long as they were clothed . TODAY.... the same profile name is now listed as a female Asian Domme with a brand-new profile date stating today........ Rolls eyes and fails to see the point at all

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