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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/18/2009 5:30:19 AM   
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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/18/2009 5:51:13 AM   
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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/18/2009 6:04:21 AM   
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this is not your week.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/18/2009 3:05:30 PM   
Kalista07


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Status: offline 		Okay....i just have to write this....i don't know why....i just do....Perhaps it's because normally when one person posts information about their sex life or whatever i only have half of a visual...So, you know..Worst case scenario is there is only ever half of a person doing whatever the version is.............. however NOT ANYMORE!!!!!!  Thanks to two posters i know have both versions of the story....i feel like i must now bleach my brain....where is the bleach....bleach....bleach....i needs me the bleach...
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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/19/2009 9:37:14 AM   
sunshinemiss


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The Slave Transporter profile that says she is a female slave but in the profile, somehow she's changed gender... Just offering a service, you know...

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/19/2009 9:40:39 AM   
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Status: offline 		I get ogled by that one and I just want to snap the blinds closed. (if indeed I had blinds.......)

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/21/2009 7:51:30 AM   
Phoenixpower


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Status: offline 		Mr. A who addressed me as Smartass in his email....smartass??? me??? I think he must have muddled me up with someone else...it can't be me, can it?

Recently a bloke from the UK who tried with slowly step by step emails hitting on me....he was 60!!! WTF???

Do I look that desperate? When I wished him good luck in his search (after he was telling me that he would be happy with someone who is looking for what I am looking for which I mentioned in an email before - meant neutrally and not to offer myself to him!!!) he finally bothered to read my profile at that time..that I am NOT interested in a british bloke, that I WON'T stay in the UK and that I WON'T date anyone over 46...WTF is it so difficult to read at first...I am not a "daddygirl" who wants a bloke almost 30 years older, for heavens sake (and once I would have ums with my potential Dom I would still want a granddad separately to their potential dad and not both in one )...after reading my profile he did finally shut up...thank goodness... I heard about that some schools aren't that great over here, but I never thought that they would be that bad that they didn't even learn to read back in those days

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/21/2009 1:46:30 PM   
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Mr. A who addressed me as Smartass in his email....smartass??? me??? I think he must have muddled me up with someone else...it can't be me, can it?


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/21/2009 2:26:09 PM   
Hiscumslutslave


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Status: offline 		An email I got from some submissive telling me how ugly I was and that I ought to be lucky I found someone..I forget about it, but later come across her profile where I see more about her ...let's just say, pot, kettle, black 

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/21/2009 2:46:20 PM   
Phoenixpower


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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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Mr. A who addressed me as Smartass in his email....smartass??? me??? I think he must have muddled me up with someone else...it can't be me, can it?



What ???

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/21/2009 2:48:48 PM   
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An email I got from some submissive telling me how ugly I was and that I ought to be lucky I found someone..I forget about it, but later come across her profile where I see more about her ...let's just say, pot, kettle, black 


Lol, I "love" such self-loving individuals (grew up with three of them, called mummy, daddy and big brother...)
Needless to say I feel somehow much better since I live on a different isle

Good to hear you discovered that plack pot to laugh about that b/s


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/21/2009 2:50:42 PM   
Phoenixpower


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ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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Mr. A who addressed me as Smartass in his email....smartass??? me??? I think he must have muddled me up with someone else...it can't be me, can it?



What ???


Now the penny dropps...he muddled me up with holly??????? Of course that has to be the case??? Holly? Isn't one hubby enough? Do you have to be so greedy to flirt with every guy on here  (leave some of the good ones for us, ok???)

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/22/2009 3:25:29 PM   
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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/22/2009 3:33:47 PM   
Rule


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ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower
Now the penny dropps...he muddled me up with holly???????



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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/22/2009 3:36:46 PM   
porcelaine


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Status: offline 		i managed not to roll them. although the tricks some people will use to get you to talk astound me. this was a cmail from someone mentioning something that didn't apply to me. so i wrote him back to say it appears this was sent in error. that's when the fun began. he replied and expressed his appreciation for my courtesy. oh bother, here we go. then said i was more than welcome to continue conversing with him while i remained single and waiting for my Master.

what part of stupid do i appear to be?

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/22/2009 3:37:37 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Rule

quote:

ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower
Now the penny dropps...he muddled me up with holly???????





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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/22/2009 3:56:19 PM   
Toppingfrmbottom


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Status: offline 		The laziness of some of the so called self proclaimed doms around here who expect the sub to figure it all out on her own alone, with no input, and then get annoyed when it didn't happen like that.


That and my mom is always trying to get me to cut my hair because she thinks short hair is prettier, and easier to manage for herself so she thinks I should have all my hair cut off, since she herself don't like long hair. She's always telling me you'd look much nicer with shorter hair, your hair will be healthier if you cut it all off, you'll be so much cooler in the summer with shorter hair, and I have been that rout and done that and none of it was true about short hair being easier or cooler or prettier, in fact I looked mega dorky with short hair.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/22/2009 4:11:09 PM   
Phoenixpower


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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: Rule

quote:

ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower
Now the penny dropps...he muddled me up with holly???????





Both-a-yooz....





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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/23/2009 6:23:02 AM   
porcelaine


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Status: offline 		not a roll, but a wtf for sure. that involved someone 20+ years older than me who shares a kink that i have. he was so gracious and offered to be my mentor/partner to ensure i experience it since most won't do it according to him. his saccharine-like concern for a girl he's never met is amazing. the penis comes up with some nifty lines at times.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/23/2009 6:50:30 AM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		yeah, but what SIZE is that penis... *giggle*

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