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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/17/2008 12:08:11 PM

LumusandtheLady

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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

Whassa matter, Lumus too tired to use the RIGHT equipment to make you gag?

No, he uses it regularly, at least.... errr, nevermind.

Wassamatter, mind going, Pots? They say that's the first thing to go in old age, y'know.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/17/2008 12:44:53 PM

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saw this sign in a nail salon today:

eyelash extensions $50

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/17/2008 3:07:55 PM

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OMG, that would make my eyes roll too. Even worse, to see someone doing it. Isn't that what mascara is for? Or if you really want it, false lashes?

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(who is extremely thankful and loving that Daddy loves her without makeup or eyelash extensions!)

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/17/2008 4:45:29 PM

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The profile of a dominant man who refers to himself by his given name... for instance, "What is Master XXXX looking for? Master XXXX wants a woman who...".

Every paragraph starts with his name.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/17/2008 4:45:32 PM

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Somehow, I managed to lock myself out of all my work accounts, so I had to have them reset every single one....

or, it could ahve been the transfer student, when told that she had to take the GRE, said "So what am I supposed to do?"

Take it. Duh.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/17/2008 4:47:08 PM

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

The profile of a dominant man who refers to himself by his given name... for instance, "What is Master XXXX looking for? Master XXXX wants a woman who...".

Every paragraph starts with his name.

Cali

Cali....maybe he has a hard time remembering it, and needs to remind himself of his name and his domliness??

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/17/2008 4:48:33 PM

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A sign that says,

I SPECIALIZE IN EVERYTHING

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/17/2008 5:37:37 PM

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That sounds like some doms around here...

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/17/2008 5:38:45 PM

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the ones who say that they've loved me their whole lives.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/17/2008 8:38:33 PM

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A message today that says, in part, "If i were to present your picture in heaven, most of the Angels would hide their faces in shame."

MOST of the angels? WTF? Why not ALL of them?

Then he goes on to say where he works, which is a computer company in Nigeria, but his profile says Texas... go figure. And he's a male sub... and last time I checked, I was not dominant.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/17/2008 8:43:53 PM

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At the buffet today, from the waitress:

"Honey, you sure you need all that? You don't wanna get fat!"

First off, I'm at a Chinese restaraunt, and I'm vegan. You know how much vegan food there is at a Chinese restaraunt? Seaweed salad, avacado rolls, some raw veggies, and the unfried spring rolls stuffed with some cabbage and cilantro. Oh yeah, and the "fruit" bar, which was full of pineapple and peaches from a can (I do NOT like sugar syrup in my fruit!).

So yes, lady, I am on my fourth plate of food, because you know what, I AM STILL FUCKING HUNGRY. Maybe if you didn't put pork in everysingledamnedthing you cook, I could've eaten something a bit more substantial. And even if there WERE other things I could eat, I'd still probably eat four plates of food, because I was HUNGRY, and I paid for an all you can eat buffet. I'm DAMN sure going to eat all I can eat!

So when she scoffed at me when I asked for my change back from the tab (the one dollar and thirty cents or so), I just rolled my eyes at her. Think you're getting a tip for being a douch-bag? Not a chance!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/18/2008 6:04:02 PM

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from a black guy(listing as Native American), from New York, Nigeria, identifying as a submissive:

I am a Guy from America, looking for a woman that knows what it is to be aslave, and is looking to be owned 24/7/365. I am not a unique individual as far as looks and wants go. I want a woman who will put my needs first. I also want a woman who has no limits except those I set. I am a sadist, and I want to make my woman suffer. I want to look in her eyes and see the suffering. I will make her cry, and lick the tears from her cheek to taste her. I am also the type of guy that will release her from her bonds and suffering, and hold her in my arms, I will wipe away what tears are left, and comfort her, I am pain slut reliable submissives, and i just view your profile and i got a soft touch finger with a big dick please let me know if you care to know me better am online now and am ready to show you what's makes me a submissive man believe me am hot hot hot!!! am intelligent, understandable human being, am worth of love and full of submissive

u willing to relocate to me? u willing to be mine? u need guidence? just u and ME. Come on let's share...

if i find a person that i feel like i can connect with, i'd be more than happy to give You my Yahoo id and my email address.

Is Anyone REAL ?

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/18/2008 6:31:48 PM

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Is Anyone REAL ?

nope, just u and ME.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/18/2008 6:36:03 PM

GreedyTop

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*SNORT*

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/18/2008 7:33:49 PM

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Is Anyone REAL ?

nope, just u and ME.

I thought I was, but since I'm not Christine or Greedy, I suppose I'm fake.

And that cleavage stuff I thought I had going on... all fake. Pretend bewbage. What a waste.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/18/2008 7:36:49 PM

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psst red...don't ever say your bewbage is fake...slllluuuuurrrrp! (does one have to be a redhead to be a member of your clan?)

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/18/2008 7:42:28 PM

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*likin' that bewbage slurpage, cavebabe*

Ummm... we could call you a strawberry blonde? Eat strawberry ice cream, be a blonde... you're in.

(likes that I can make the rulez as flexible as need be)

nodnod...

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/18/2008 7:45:14 PM

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Today's *snort*: a top from NY, who already sees us in a relationship! No prob with us both being dom, either.

Okey DOKEY!!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/18/2008 7:45:45 PM

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woot! being a spoiled cavewoman is so awesome! (ya know, it'll be a sacrifice, but i'll eat a few bites of strawberry ice cream every day, i'll do it for the clan)

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 11/18/2008 7:50:39 PM

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But. . . but. . . Lady H, I already see US in a realtionship!

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