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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 3/31/2010 12:16:29 PM

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This o so lovely Cmail from dingdongdom # i can't keep track who has been told in NO uncertain terms that I won't get naked for him on cam because I DON'T KNOW HIM & I'M NOT INTO CAMMING:

[Mod edit: private email removed]

Now, of course, he may roll his eyes at my reply, or I may just piss him off (I'm going for the latter):

Well, my cunt isn't dirty. It's pretty clean. Nasty? My cunt isn't nasty, and neither am I. Naughty? Nope, it's not naughty. But *I* can be naughty when I'm not called a dirty nasty naughty cunt.

Someone give me strength, o, please

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 3/31/2010 12:49:13 PM

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ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne Phoenix's Birman possibly being pregnant. The orange tom that hangs around here. His tail is rotting off due to the neighbors' dogs chasing it all over creation.

Gosh,sorry to hear about that orange tom...but yep,i'm not getting rid of the feeling that she is,but i refuse to leave my bubble of hope that i'm wrong...within next 2 weeks i'll know for more sure :o( it wouldn't be the end of the world,but certainly not what was planned either :o(

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 3/31/2010 1:15:17 PM

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The latest dingdong dom I heard from today with the most beautiful, gorgeous language (Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus).

After being told initially that a) I don't cam with people I don't know. b) I am CERTAINLY NOT going to get on cam naked for a stranger.

I was then told that we could forego the cam but, and here it comes, gotta love the dingdongs 1) he would do what he wanted since it was my "job" to make him happy 2) i could ask him not to "cum" inside me but he'd decide whether or not he wanted to. No condom of course since the latest batch of morons have decided those go by the wayside, so to speak. It's a whole new era of bareback in an age of STD's and can't leave out that pesky chance of AIDS.

A long walk off a short pier anyone? NEXT

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 3/31/2010 4:44:07 PM

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My eyes roll when I read posts from people who are so out of touch and so obviously stupid.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 3/31/2010 5:23:23 PM

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Would that be me?

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 3/31/2010 5:36:49 PM

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Not a chance...

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 4/1/2010 11:54:37 AM

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Double eye-roll before noon even.... yeeeeeesh

1) on me for blacking out and finding the damn laptop upside down on the floor, now why do i NOT remember that?

2) the lovely lil number i got back from dingdong, and i quote: "i never said i would take care of my sub hun. babe you seek control, but yet you want everything your way.

Good luck with that, i really mean it, best of luck. Apparently condoms are NOT a requirement, but then neither is good sense. Who'da thunk?

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 4/1/2010 12:57:48 PM

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"Do you have any naked pics you can send me"

From a male sub with a pic I have yet to figure out. There's manboobs then there's MANBOOBS.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 4/3/2010 3:48:20 PM

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From a 23 year old male Dom: "Nice bruises. Does he ever make you bleed?"

*wank, wank*

Do you know how hard it is for a smartass to not reply with, "No, I do that on my own every 28 days."

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 4/3/2010 5:10:03 PM

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

From a 23 year old male Dom: "Nice bruises. Does he ever make you bleed?" *wank, wank*

Do you know how hard it is for a smartass to not reply with, "No, I do that on my own every 28 days."

I think that sounds like a perfect answer!!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 4/3/2010 5:11:41 PM

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From a 23 year old male Dom: "Nice bruises. Does he ever make you bleed?" *wank, wank*

Do you know how hard it is for a smartass to not reply with, "No, I do that on my own every 28 days."

YOU ARE SOOOOO BAD!!!!!!!!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 4/4/2010 12:05:05 AM

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that would be the perfect answer. I would add something about turning into an untamed beast...

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 4/4/2010 5:26:48 AM

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The eyeroll of the day here, and there are plenty of them, goes to the pinnacle of my day, being sent to the shoe repair place, at the mall, to have my collar resized, and the look on the owner's face when I put it on and he was shown where to put the new buckle-thingy, whatever they're called. Honestly.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 4/4/2010 8:17:49 PM

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Eyeroll du jour:

19 yr old female sub has been writing to me off and on with little questions about what implements made such and such mark on me in my pictures, blah, blah, blah... Finally, she says, "Your profile makes me want to join your family." (*with DB*)

So... I write back, "Well, you're out of state, that's a problem. If you ever move to the area, let me know. The way we run our family is that the girl gets treated like a "thing" - something to be used when we want, how we want. She can never contact us. If she does, we never speak to her again. The longer we go without contacting her, the more she knows we like her. Hope to hear from you soon."

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 4/4/2010 8:23:51 PM

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

From a 23 year old male Dom: "Nice bruises. Does he ever make you bleed?" *wank, wank*

Do you know how hard it is for a smartass to not reply with, "No, I do that on my own every 28 days."

YOU ARE SOOOOO BAD!!!!!!!!

Who... me? *blinks innocently*

hey, tell me something... do these cramps make me look bitchy?

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 4/4/2010 8:34:09 PM

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red. you're evil. she's gonna think you ADORE her.

i would be very cranky to have come all that way and be so adored that you never contact me.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 4/4/2010 8:38:43 PM

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Angel, I just love you to pieces and I would have to amend my "roolz" for you. I would have to have constant contact with you in order to make sure that you know what a "sacrifice" I'm making.

You're just a gem. I'm telling you. Come to the DC area and DB and I will make you feeled more than adored.

BTW, that chick just wrote me back and said, "I love being dehumanized. I am a pain slut."

I wrote back, "Good luck with that."

I see a delete/block event in my near future.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 4/4/2010 9:22:16 PM

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lol, the poor thing (not)

red, i think that the sacrifice you would be making of the angel's @ss and mind would be terrifying. and that's not even factoring in the db...

as a friend though, you 'rool'!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 4/4/2010 10:43:52 PM

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Now don't be skeered, Angel!

I wubs you big time.

OK, I didn't go to bed, and this is what I get for that mistake... a msg. from some D type in Norway:

"You are lovely and exciting. Let's chat via msn now."

My reply:

"Thank you. My Master thinks I'm lovely and exciting, too. Let me just wake Him and see if He thinks having me talk to you is a good thing."

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 4/4/2010 10:47:36 PM

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hehe

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