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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 10/15/2008 10:54:27 AM

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I guess then I need to sign off and go home.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 10/15/2008 10:56:35 AM

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Wait! Let's get back to Cali. How can I leave a trail of women in my wake.

LOL, to those who have asked, no, this wasn't about Kirk.

Ray, you schmooze women and lead them along and when it's time to "fish or cut bait", you simply cut contact, while at the same time preaching about how important communication is and how cutting contact is something you would "never do."

When someone tells me something they are going thru that is almost exactly what I went thru, and what I found out later others went thru, well, it's sad. It's sad that someone lives their life that way, sad for them, and sad for their "victims".

Seriously... do men think that we don't talk to each other?

And what's really sad is that I will probably get a few cmails on the other side from different people, with a lot of attitude, asking if I am talking about them. And my thought about that is, "guilty conscience???"

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 10/15/2008 11:47:20 AM

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geez cali - how can we possibly be talking to each other when we are giving him a 2-girl blowjob?

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 10/15/2008 12:15:44 PM

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What has made your eyes roll today?

.......... Motionflipotion ........

actually ol whasshisname was a double

and you know he was a major eye roller for my hubby to chime in...

I can only imagine

*sends you a sincere ((((((virtual hug)))))))

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 10/15/2008 2:18:33 PM

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geez cali - how can we possibly be talking to each other when we are giving him a 2-girl blowjob?

hand signals.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 10/15/2008 2:22:34 PM

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hmm ... I must of skipped subby school that day

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 10/15/2008 3:54:20 PM

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Carefull eye rolling must be done in moderation....with the amount of times a day its needed , violent eye rolling and result in severe internal damage and next thing you know your chasing your eyes around the floor like you lost a contact lense

see this is what i get for logging off and going to work. Now Darias had i only had this information before hand it would have saved me from a lot of embarrassment at work today as i curled around looking for my eye. thanks for the warning i will do better next time

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 10/15/2008 4:10:26 PM

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Carefull eye rolling must be done in moderation....with the amount of times a day its needed , violent eye rolling and result in severe internal damage and next thing you know your chasing your eyes around the floor like you lost a contact lense

see this is what i get for logging off and going to work. Now Darias had i only had this information before hand it would have saved me from a lot of embarrassment at work today as i curled around looking for my eye. thanks for the warning i will do better next time

Just one more awesome reason for skipping work/school and staying glued to CM instead...ya never know what excelent advice you`ll pick up that you might need

ill try and anticipate your advise needs for the day ahead in future wenchy

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 10/15/2008 4:13:12 PM

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ORIGINAL: Darias

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ORIGINAL: KnashsLiLwench

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Carefull eye rolling must be done in moderation....with the amount of times a day its needed , violent eye rolling and result in severe internal damage and next thing you know your chasing your eyes around the floor like you lost a contact lense

see this is what i get for logging off and going to work. Now Darias had i only had this information before hand it would have saved me from a lot of embarrassment at work today as i curled around looking for my eye. thanks for the warning i will do better next time

Just one more awesome reason for skipping work/school and staying glued to CM instead...ya never know what excelent advice you`ll pick up that you might need

ill try and anticipate your advise needs for the day ahead in future wenchy

lol yeah but you see no matter how hard i try i can not find someone who will pay me just to hang out on the message boards all day.

and thanks for looking out for the future. good thing is i am off now till monday lol

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 10/15/2008 4:15:06 PM

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a big customer of our at work called yesterday saying all the part we sent them was out of spec.. they had been sent to france and everything was bad all 2400 ... then today after panic went threw the company yesterday, with everyone scrambling, trying to find out what was wrong, e- mail after e-mail.. recheck every part we have in the building today .. they call Back saying they was not our parts, they was made by someone else... lol.. wouldn't ya check who made them before hitting the panic button ? lol

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 10/15/2008 4:19:16 PM

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*wondering which thread Jim piped in on that ya'll are talking about*

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 10/15/2008 4:25:04 PM

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 10/15/2008 4:29:25 PM

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Reminds me of a very old eye rolling episode.... i used to do tech support for a pc company here in ireland.... now those who have dealt with tech support probably know you get regular people on the phones answering the caller... they have big red or green or blue folders with procedures for solving the most frequestly encountered problems your average dunderhead... *ahem* i mean home user comes accross.... in this company there was 25 or so regular phone jockeys

if it aint in your big blue book you pass the call down to the nerds..... we dont need no big folders ya see...

now this particular occasion the phone jockey transfers the call down with a note on the log ( possible keyboard connection faulty ) so i does me thing and talks the dunderhead through rebooting the pc checking the keyboard is plugged in ( was yelled at for suggesting the guy was that thick) etc no joy...he had no pretty lights and no lettings coming up when he typed...

so with a flash of genius i says * sir can you pick up the keyboard and take 5 steps away from the desk*
*well sure* he says
*and wheres the keyboard now sir* *still in my hand ya eejit ...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... i guess it wasnt plugged in after all *

there are some things you dont want to say to acustomer while working tech support... you guys decide if my response is one of them

* sir i need you to take the keyboard mouse monitor tower and cables and repack them nicely in the original box and return to the store with it.... tell the person who sold you the computer that you are wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy to stupid to be handling electronics and to give you a refund *

Surprisingly enough i didnt get sacked for this though i did get a two weeks unpaid vacation

anyway the eye rolling when he took 5 steps back was me and the 9 other nerds with me that shift

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 10/15/2008 5:17:48 PM

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A profile by a "Domme" that seemed fairly plausible and honest, with a dozen photos, all of the same person... Including one of her on her knees in the dirt, with her hands behind her head. Sigh...

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 10/15/2008 8:53:51 PM

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The phone call I had to a major insurance company today, that I'm sure was staffed outside of the US. Here is the convo:

Me: The rate for this procedure is $70, you paid $25 and made $35 patient copay. Where's the other $10, whose responsibility is it?

Them: I don't see a problem.

Me (talking very slowlyyyyyyy): You... don't... see... a... problem. What does $25 plus $35 equal?

Them: $70.

(Now remember I woke up with a cold today and my patience was thin to begin with...)

Me: No, 25 plus 35 is NOT 70. Apparently when you were trained to answer calls from providers in the United States, your training did not include basic math. The answer is sixty. Now I want a new [insurance form] showing whose responsibility the other $10 is.

Them: I could send you another copy of the [insurance form].

Me: Why on earth would I want ANOTHER copy of the SAME form with the wrong information on it?? Seriously, I want to talk to someone who can do basic math in the English language.

You get the picture.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 10/15/2008 9:03:17 PM

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*non-consensual watersports from nearly pissing myself reading these posts!*

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 10/15/2008 9:06:43 PM

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That seems quite similar to the conversation I had when I went to pick up my prescriptions tonight. I was told that if I gave them $20 for a magic card, I would save around $78 on the scripts. So I asked the person at the register to explain the card to me. She showed me a list of generic drugs that I could get cheap. I mentioned that only one of the 4 meds I was picking up was generic so if that was all the card would save me money on, what would be the point? Here's where it got weird. She said $480, that I would save $50, then said it would be $310 & mentioned $200. When I asked her to please explain that again because I had gotten lost in those numbers, she asked if I wanted to sign up for the card. It turned out that I saved over $100 on the 4, but I never would have thought that from listening to her.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 10/15/2008 9:55:52 PM

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I got another one yesterday - a dom who can't/won't read...

HIM: I think you're the perfect sub for me
ME: I'm not, honest
HIM: You are. I know it.
ME: but you don't meet even my basic search criteria
HIM:What do you mean?
ME: You're 15 years too young, you're in the wrong country and you're not looking for an ltr.
HIM: You didn't tell me that was what you wanted
ME: It's in my profile, clear as day
HIM: I don't read profiles. They're usually wrong.
ME: riiiiight....
HIM: Anyway, when you meet me you'll realise you're wrong. And I have a 9 inch cock.
ME: We're never going to meet...and I have a 10 inch dildo...

Some challenges you just can't resist....

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 10/15/2008 10:51:58 PM

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outsourced help desks .................... drive me friggin nuts

Darias - this is for you BIRTHDAY BOY!!!!!!!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 10/16/2008 2:32:03 AM

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hubby.....

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