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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 6/11/2009 8:04:59 AM

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Gorgeous breasts! Any bare photos?

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And while I am more than happy to show pics of my fantastic breasts, maybe you could ask me my name first?

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 6/11/2009 8:13:18 AM

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the email I just got wanting to know if I wanted to jointly train male slave via cam or in person (from some chick in CA....)

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 6/11/2009 8:17:50 AM

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the cmail i just got from Steven telling me he just mailed me a dozen scorpions to take care of my gaurd spider problem.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 6/11/2009 8:22:35 AM

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*snort*

get lizards instead.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 6/11/2009 8:32:41 AM

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Getting a CM from a dom asking me if I am into black cock!

Yeah, like I am going to quickly respond to that question ---------> NEXT!

i got that once from a white Dom...here was my response:

Cock of any color i adore....but a dumbcocksucker i find a bore!!!!!

Try it....it works!!!!!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 6/11/2009 8:49:23 AM

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damn, girl.. you are on a roll!!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 6/11/2009 8:52:06 AM

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quote:

*snort*

get lizards instead.

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*snort*

get lizards instead.

i have a 6ft snake here i can send you.

Supposed to be a Black Snake.

I think it is an Anaconda (came over in one of dem der South American boxes of fruit)

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 6/11/2009 12:53:38 PM

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The farkin idiots who work at Starphuck's who consistently ask me what size cup I want my 4 shots of espresso in. "Whatever size will hold 4 shots of espresso", I say. She turns red & says, "We have a lot of different size cups here." "Ok, pick one & put 4 shots of espresso in it." The light dawns. "Ooooh, you don't want something else in it?" "Nope. Just the 4 shots of espresso I just ordered." Which is why I only go there when I'm having a caffeine emergency.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 6/11/2009 2:20:13 PM

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i got that once from a white Dom...here was my response:

Cock of any color i adore....but a dumbcocksucker i find a bore!!!!!

Try it....it works!!!!!

Oh, thank you!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 6/11/2009 4:58:47 PM

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never mind

< Message edited by purepleasure -- 6/11/2009 5:03:41 PM >

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 6/12/2009 8:05:53 AM

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When I get a "Final Notice" notification in my mail (when I never got the first or second notices) for a parcel from Arcadia, California, where I know no one and have not ebayed recently.

Then, after confirming that yes, indeed, the post office does have a parcel for me, I go in and pick it up, only to discover it's the FUCKING crinoline I ordered last AUGUST for our wedding. Now I have two of the darn things, one never worn, neither of which will probably ever be worn again.

On top of that, I was forcibly reminded that wearing 3" heels on a newly healed broken foot is NOT a good thing and damned painful. Oh - and that you use entirely different muscles while walking when wearing heels than you do when wearing flats.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 6/12/2009 8:07:07 AM

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P.S. That something I have made and ate for years is the "NEW SUPERFOOD" according to some news article. Well, DUH, ya dumbasses, I could have told you the benefits of it years ago.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 6/12/2009 8:08:50 AM

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P.S. That something I have made and ate for years is the "NEW SUPERFOOD" according to some news article. Well, DUH, ya dumbasses, I could have told you the benefits of it years ago.

its not that goop you are always talking about...is it?

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 6/12/2009 8:12:41 AM

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*snerk*
I got a message today informing me that Fox is not really who I think he is and I should make sure I know him in real life before I commit to him...

So, wait, the last year and a half we have been together isnt real life?

Now, im sad.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 6/12/2009 8:12:44 AM

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Ya, absolutely yummy and scrumptious KEFIR!!!! The media has decided it's the new superfood and jumped on the kefir bandwagon. If anyone needs grains, let me know via cmail!

(Hey, the probiotics in it make yogurt look like candy. And mix it up in smoothies and it's DELISH!)

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 6/12/2009 8:14:30 AM

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quote:

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*snerk*
I got a message today informing me that Fox is not really who I think he is and I should make sure I know him in real life before I commit to him...

So, wait, the last year and a half we have been together isnt real life?

Now, im sad.

DV

Ohhhhhhhhh, does this mean that the last year I've lived with Lumus has been a dream and He's not real either????

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 6/12/2009 8:16:03 AM

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*snerk*
I got a message today informing me that Fox is not really who I think he is and I should make sure I know him in real life before I commit to him...

So, wait, the last year and a half we have been together isnt real life?

Now, im sad.

DV

I always KNEW that picture was photoshopped! *snort*

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 6/12/2009 8:20:06 AM

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mail, Rain

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 6/12/2009 8:21:37 AM

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*snerk*
I got a message today informing me that Fox is not really who I think he is and I should make sure I know him in real life before I commit to him...

So, wait, the last year and a half we have been together isnt real life?

Now, im sad.

DV

Dammit DV......that message was supposed to be between you and me

Sounds like someone is extremely jealous of the great relationship you have with Fox! Sucks to be them eh!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 6/12/2009 8:22:35 AM

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