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RE: DAddy and I picked out a pumpkin! - 10/24/2008 12:38:22 PM

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Hey, you could carve it to look like Mr. Bill. Oh, Noooooooooo!!!
I wonder how many guys have gotten 3rd degree burns on their peckers because they microwaved their pumpkin too long? Where would you get a microwave big enough to nuke a whole pumpkin?
You have odd friends....lol.

Yes, I do. Most are lifestyle friends. I never said I wasn't also weird. You can buy those little pie pumpkins you know.

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RE: DAddy and I picked out a pumpkin! - 10/24/2008 1:14:53 PM

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Hey, you could carve it to look like Mr. Bill. Oh, Noooooooooo!!!
I wonder how many guys have gotten 3rd degree burns on their peckers because they microwaved their pumpkin too long? Where would you get a microwave big enough to nuke a whole pumpkin?
You have odd friends....lol.

Yes, I do. Most are lifestyle friends. I never said I wasn't also weird. You can buy those little pie pumpkins you know.

LOL....yeah but how can you get a guy can to admit that a size small pumpkin will do just fine????

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RE: DAddy and I picked out a pumpkin! - 10/24/2008 1:25:23 PM

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I don't know but I've always had mens jobs. Always been around more men than women. Men seem to talk to me
about anything. Owning a sex toy store, well that opens up new avenues you wouldn't normally get into.

I've never seen a guy use a pumpkin yet. But I have heard about fruits pretty often.
I'd think you'd have to test the temperature somehow first?

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RE: DAddy and I picked out a pumpkin! - 10/24/2008 3:26:36 PM

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I know a guy...leaving out names. He told me once he had sex with a pumpkin. Cut a hole in it..microwave it. (no idea how long)
Stick it in..the goo made it nice from what I understand.
Dunno.

Anyway..this thread made me think of him.

Hey, you could carve it to look like Mr. Bill. Oh, Noooooooooo!!!
I wonder how many guys have gotten 3rd degree burns on their peckers because they microwaved their pumpkin too long? Where would you get a microwave big enough to nuke a whole pumpkin?
You have odd friends....lol.

Before the days of microwaves, people used their ovens.

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RE: DAddy and I picked out a pumpkin! - 10/24/2008 3:45:53 PM

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Thank gawd watermelons are safe!!!!!

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RE: DAddy and I picked out a pumpkin! - 10/24/2008 4:04:44 PM

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RE: DAddy and I picked out a pumpkin! - 10/24/2008 4:14:44 PM

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so you're saying you've never used a watermelon?

Just cantelopes and pumpkins?

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RE: DAddy and I picked out a pumpkin! - 10/24/2008 4:51:49 PM

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I am sayin....none of the above!

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RE: DAddy and I picked out a pumpkin! - 10/25/2008 12:04:36 PM

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And why is that?

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. Cucumbers and zucchini can cause a wicked yeast infection.

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RE: DAddy and I picked out a pumpkin! - 10/25/2008 1:56:52 PM

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Clinically, I can't say for sure. I assume because they are not sterile. Insects have been all over them..as well as dirt..etc.

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RE: DAddy and I picked out a pumpkin! - 10/25/2008 9:27:40 PM

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Girls, Whatever you do, no matter how frozen they are, you should NEVER use a hotdog... lol I know someone that had to be taken to the ER b/c it broke.... No, it's not me, and it is just hearsay, but I do know of someone.... and I never could look at her the same again! lmao...

But, back to the pumpkins, anyone see the October issue of Martha Stewart's Mag??? they had some AWESOME pics of pumpkins in there...

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RE: DAddy and I picked out a pumpkin! - 10/26/2008 10:55:12 AM

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That's why you use a condom over the hotdog.

And no I haven't seen the martha stewert mag yet.

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Girls, Whatever you do, no matter how frozen they are, you should NEVER use a hotdog... lol I know someone that had to be taken to the ER b/c it broke.... No, it's not me, and it is just hearsay, but I do know of someone.... and I never could look at her the same again! lmao...

But, back to the pumpkins, anyone see the October issue of Martha Stewart's Mag??? they had some AWESOME pics of pumpkins in there...

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