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I made it - 11/1/2008 12:30:01 PM

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I made it to florida....it is to bright here. I don't know where I am. I was left in a house in the middle of nowhere. I am scared.
p.s. send food.
Bwuahahahahahahaha

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RE: I made it - 11/1/2008 12:31:34 PM

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quitcher bitchin.. Ileft pasta, a can of tuna, and two cans of spaghetti and meatballs. There's cat kibble on top of the fridge. WTF do you want? crybaby!!

sheesh.

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RE: I made it - 11/1/2008 12:37:02 PM

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The cats have eaten all the food and stolen my bag. I am going to wait till tonight and use a lighter and a mirror to try to signal a passing plane for help. I think I remember morse code.
The cat is guarding the door.

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RE: I made it - 11/1/2008 12:38:08 PM

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! he's getting punchy...

*rubs hands together*

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RE: I made it - 11/1/2008 12:41:52 PM

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I think I can cook my shoes.

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RE: I made it - 11/1/2008 12:44:36 PM

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Are you sure you're not in the hands of a mind altering sect ? If you didn't leave a trail of breadcrumbs we're going to have trouble finding you........in which case,good luck and may your god be with you.

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RE: I made it - 11/1/2008 12:44:57 PM

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Actually, shoes properly prepared sounds a whole lot better than the food she left you. I'd complain!!!

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RE: I made it - 11/1/2008 12:46:36 PM

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I'm sure she also left you the toaster.

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RE: I made it - 11/1/2008 12:47:02 PM

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stop picking on the Greedy one.... shes nice enough to accommodate a po-po despite what its gonna do to her reputation

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RE: I made it - 11/1/2008 12:47:18 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: scifi1133

I think I can cook my shoes.

oo...i think i have a good recipe for fillet of sole

<---scampers off for the cookbook

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RE: I made it - 11/1/2008 12:48:21 PM

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Sci... godspeed my friend. You could be in a heap of trouble.

on the other hand... Greedy, leaving the cats in charge of him is pure genious!

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RE: I made it - 11/1/2008 12:48:24 PM

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I'll be fine I just have to remember all that survival stuff I never paid attention to in the military. I tried leaving crumbs for a trail but the cats scattered them. Evil things.
I have a tube sock a paperclip and a match. I'm sure Macgyver could get me out of here with that lol.
And wheres Holly when I need a good shoe recipe.

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RE: I made it - 11/1/2008 12:48:34 PM

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not only is he gonna eat his shoes he`s gonna use one of HOLLY`s recipes to cook em

hey Sci.... dibs on having your bike when you die of food poisoning k?

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RE: I made it - 11/1/2008 12:50:20 PM

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quote:

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stop picking on the Greedy one.... shes nice enough to accommodate a po-po despite what its gonna do to her reputation

what's a po-po?

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RE: I made it - 11/1/2008 12:50:26 PM

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LOL I suppose but that doesn't make me feel better about you sending help lol.

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RE: I made it - 11/1/2008 12:51:23 PM

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ask Sci .....its his word... i think it means policeman officer when he doesnt want to admit it out loud

bet no one gets the movie reference

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RE: I made it - 11/1/2008 12:53:16 PM

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I don't see the cats anymore, but I hear them moving.

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RE: I made it - 11/1/2008 12:53:45 PM

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quote:

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LOL I suppose but that doesn't make me feel better about you sending help lol.

Sci i think your a great bloke.... but eating your shoes.... trying to outsmart Greedys cats who, just to remind you ,Own and Operate HER according to her sig , and using hollys recipes.... well mate if i didn't know better id say you were Trying to die :P

P.s. this is the part in aliens where one drops from above and eats you

Sci watch out for ceiling kittehs

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RE: I made it - 11/1/2008 12:54:38 PM

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don't make any sudden movements and say three hail mary's and wear clean underwear and everything should be ok.

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RE: I made it - 11/1/2008 12:55:05 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: scifi1133

I don't see the cats anymore, but I hear them moving.

Sweetie, they've gone ninja on you. They're working in stealth mode now.

*be afraid*

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