Screaming Orgasm....Now a Whisper

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lovingpet -> Screaming Orgasm....Now a Whisper (11/15/2008 11:01:58 AM)
Okay, first the disclaimer. Yes, I know "Get thee to a doctor!" I have an appointment at a university in two weeks. The doctors here are out of idea and referrals and the er is just going to look at me like I'm nuts, so here I am. Yes, folks this is a good one! I masturbated the other day (I know, tmi, but I think it will become important). This was no grunt and roll over for a nap deals. This was one of those, "It's just you and me little pussy, no one around to hear you scream!" ones. I was not moving around a terribly much, though fairly vocal (not screaming either, LOL). I orgasmed and got up to clean up. I noticed immediately that my hearing was significantly diminished. Now about two days later, and it still isn't back to normal or even improved. I do not feel at all congested, nor do my ears hurt in any way. I have the usual on again and off again headaches like always and I did get a bit of a stronger one after my play time as well. I felt weak and run down and attempted to sleep it off. This really did not help, but it is typical for sleep to not improve my fatigue overall. Now my question. What the #$%*????? Has this happened to anyone else or am I the only nut on the tree? Any clues why? I am not looking for a diagnosis. God knows many have tried on many occassions with many a symptom. I am just writing this new atrocity on my list and will hand it to the doctor with a blank stare in a few weeks. I was just curious. Have fun with this one! lovingpet

persephonee -> RE: Screaming Orgasm....Now a Whisper (11/15/2008 11:04:46 AM)
you are not alone.....you just like dislodged some fluid....nice one...i thought i was bad cuz i did it so long i fell asleep and the thing was left running and in place and i burned my actual clit....again...this would have prolly been more appropriate in a private cmail....but too late now...press send

lovingpet -> RE: Screaming Orgasm....Now a Whisper (11/15/2008 11:07:07 AM)
Ouchers!!!! Now when do I get my hearing back? It's just not funny anymore. Who am I kidding? Yes, it is!!!!! lovingpet

came4U -> RE: Screaming Orgasm....Now a Whisper (11/15/2008 11:10:49 AM)
you popped your ear drum? Try chewing gum lots, yawning, same things you would do after a plane ride. sounds like your ear fluids went all noodles n nuts and squishy-flooded back into the canal. The should settle back in no time. I've heard of masturbation causing blindness but deafness? lol

persephonee -> RE: Screaming Orgasm....Now a Whisper (11/15/2008 11:11:28 AM)
oh its funny....and i suppose you tried to unpop them repeatedly....so just lay on your bed on your back with your head hanging off it...and then slowly turn your head side to side and work your way over until you have rolled over onto your belly and then back onto your back...all the while rolling your head side to side etc....its hard to type out what i need you to do.... also this would make for good youtube material...so video tape it.... btw i think we have mutual friends im sending you a cmail

lovingpet -> RE: Screaming Orgasm....Now a Whisper (11/15/2008 11:57:27 AM)
I did it and scared the ferrets, but no return of hearing! Any more ideas? lovingpet

persephonee -> RE: Screaming Orgasm....Now a Whisper (11/15/2008 1:01:24 PM)
nope...youre just fukkd now....sorry. shrugs and wanders off

lovingpet -> RE: Screaming Orgasm....Now a Whisper (11/15/2008 2:47:59 PM)
LOL perse.......

persephonee -> RE: Screaming Orgasm....Now a Whisper (11/15/2008 3:04:42 PM)
i think you have cmail....i talked to our lil friend...

kiwisub12 -> RE: Screaming Orgasm....Now a Whisper (11/15/2008 3:13:29 PM)
You are right - this is a GOOD one!!!! and i say - in a LOUD voice - i haven't a clue! and I would really like to know what the docs say.

persephonee -> RE: Screaming Orgasm....Now a Whisper (11/15/2008 3:14:56 PM)
heheheeee....no one has emailed me mocking my THIRD DEGREE clit burns.....but one bout of near deafness...and lo and behold.....sigh. wanders off muttering to herself....REALLYLOUDLYSOPETCANHEAR

lovingpet -> RE: Screaming Orgasm....Now a Whisper (11/15/2008 3:17:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kiwisub12 You are right - this is a GOOD one!!!! and i say - in a LOUD voice - i haven't a clue! and I would really like to know what the docs say. Huh???? Huh????? Gonna have to speak up! [8D]

kiwisub12 -> RE: Screaming Orgasm....Now a Whisper (11/15/2008 3:18:31 PM)
WELL - if you want to be mocked - what sort of dumclit can go to sleep with a vibrator on her clit?????? and - ouch!!! - imagine the doctors face when you explain why you are there - walking like a cowboy after a long day on the horse - and perses face colour as she attempts to not look like a doofus. Hehehe - this would be one for the book of medical marvels! [:D] there you go perse - now you can stop feeling unloved - huggs. [:)]

persephonee -> RE: Screaming Orgasm....Now a Whisper (11/15/2008 3:20:09 PM)
awww...tanx.... i wont even tell you what kind it was...or youll think i have literally lost my mind

lovingpet -> RE: Screaming Orgasm....Now a Whisper (11/15/2008 3:20:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: persephonee heheheeee....no one has emailed me mocking my THIRD DEGREE clit burns.....but one bout of near deafness...and lo and behold.....sigh. wanders off muttering to herself....REALLYLOUDLYSOPETCANHEAR I think that's cause a lot of us have had them and think they're FUUUUUN! Just a guess LOL! And I will update when I've been to the doctor, if I am not locked in a mental hospital somewhere! Any more ADVISE??? Darn it! This isn't funny! Oh okay, so it is, but still. I posted a health question to a message board, clearly I'm desperate. growls and keeps poking my fingers in my ears........ lovingpet

lovingpet -> RE: Screaming Orgasm....Now a Whisper (11/15/2008 3:22:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: persephonee awww...tanx.... i wont even tell you what kind it was...or youll think i have literally lost my mind thinks I'm whispering but it is really really loud...... Rumor has it it was a hitachi........ runs!!!!!!!! lovingpet

persephonee -> RE: Screaming Orgasm....Now a Whisper (11/15/2008 3:23:56 PM)
oooohhhooooo....dats it.....i give you a perfectly good dom and this is how im repaid?????? you lil girl are in soooo much trouble. pissedperse[:D]

persephonee -> RE: Screaming Orgasm....Now a Whisper (11/15/2008 3:26:00 PM)
ffs...mystery solved...youre not supposed to fuck your ears when masturbating....cheese onna cracker (makes me queasy just typing that) girl.... didnt your mom ever tell you to not put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear????

lovingpet -> RE: Screaming Orgasm....Now a Whisper (11/15/2008 3:29:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: persephonee oooohhhooooo....dats it.....i give you a perfectly good dom and this is how im repaid?????? you lil girl are in soooo much trouble. pissedperse[:D] Are they like baseball cards now??? And I am sure I am in LOTS of trouble if he ever gets his hands on me! giggles And don't be pissed darlin... so much better to be.........oh nvm [8D] lovingpet

lovingpet -> RE: Screaming Orgasm....Now a Whisper (11/15/2008 3:31:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: persephonee ffs...mystery solved...youre not supposed to fuck your ears when masturbating....cheese onna cracker (makes me queasy just typing that) girl.... didnt your mom ever tell you to not put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear???? Who ever said my vibe was smaller than my elbow??? And for the record, I sooooo didn't masturbate my ear so neeeehhhhh[:'(] lovingpet <<quickly realizing I am in fact a freak of nature cause nobody else has ever had this happen....................

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